Clips with Vinnie Jones

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Lock, Stock and Two Smoking... Got some bad news for you JohnWhat the fuckYou mind your language in front of the boyJesus ChristThat includes blasphemy as well - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:14
Got some bad news for you JohnWhat the fuckYou mind your...
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking... Fucking hell Johnyou always walk around with that in your pocketOiYou use language like that again son you'll wish you hadn't - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:09
Fucking hell Johnyou always walk around with that in your...
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking... Big Chris I understand if this has come as a bit of a shockbut let me tell you how this can be resolved by you the good fatherGo onHe likes your barYesHe wants your barAndDo you want me to draw you a picture - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:22
Big Chris I understand if this has come as a bit of a...
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking... And you do have a reputation so I'll choose my words very carefullyYou tell Harry to go fuck himselfNowI'll put that down to shock Only once - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:22
And you do have a reputation so I'll choose my words...
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking... It's about time you gave my young friends a visit ChrisTomorrow's the day and mum's the wordNow I can't have that canl bazNo Harry you can'tI mean it's a LibertyAnd I can't have a Liberty taken can I ChrisNo Harry you can'tI mean it's enough to give me - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:33
It's about time you gave my young friends a visit...
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking... Never ever has anyone everbeen as fucking rude to meas you didFucking bastard - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:17
Never ever has anyone everbeen as fucking rude to meas you...
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking... It's been emotional - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:04
It's been emotional
Gone in 60 Seconds If his unpleasant wounding has in some way enlightened the rest of youas to the grim finish below the glossy veneer of criminal lifethen his injuries carry with it an inherent nobilityand a supreme gloryYou say Poor TobyHe spoke YeahHey man I thought you - Gone in 60 Seconds 00:32
If his unpleasant wounding has in some way enlightened the...
Swordfish WhatI know what you're thinkingYou're thinking if that launcher was a suppositorywould that bad man stick it up my arseWell you eyeball me once more boyand I'll stick it so far up your arse you'll be begging me for this bullet - Swordfish 00:29
WhatI know what you're thinkingYou're thinking if...
Mean Machine If you want any of life's little luxurieschocolate - Mean Machine 00:14
If you want any of life's little luxurieschocolate
Mean Machine Apparently he killed 23 men with his bare hands - Mean Machine 00:11
Apparently he killed 23 men with his bare hands
Mean Machine I wouldn't get too close miss Why - Mean Machine 00:09
I wouldn't get too close miss Why
Mean Machine Where's your manners What would your old mum say - Mean Machine 00:09
Where's your manners What would your old mum say
Mean Machine But I'll tell you something - Mean Machine 00:15
But I'll tell you something
Mean Machine I reckon you're quits now old man - Mean Machine 00:05
I reckon you're quits now old man
Mean Machine All right lads You wanna be nothing - Mean Machine 00:34
All right lads You wanna be nothing
Mean Machine Hold up for Mr Sykes - Mean Machine 00:17
Hold up for Mr Sykes
Mean Machine Well done Ketch Just be subtle - Mean Machine 00:07
Well done Ketch Just be subtle
The Big Bounce Hey you shut up coconut nigger - The Big Bounce 00:15
Hey you shut up coconut nigger
The Big Bounce You wanna piss with me - The Big Bounce 00:06
You wanna piss with me
EuroTrip This is a private members' bar exclusively for the supportersof the greatest football team in the worldManchester UnitedNow please enlighten meWho the fuck are youThat is a good question and ScottyWe're the Manchester United Fan Clubfrom Ohio - EuroTrip 00:31
This is a private members' bar exclusively for the...
EuroTrip If you're Manchester United supporterssing the Manchester United songExcuse me I'm sorryI'm not much of a singer SingMy baby takes the morning trainHe works from 9 00 to 5 00 and thenHe takes another home againTo find meWatching the Manchester United - EuroTrip 00:36
If you're Manchester United supporterssing the...
EuroTrip Look given the current geopolitical climateall European countries should have a seat at the tableRight Except those fucking ltiesI hate them Italian bastardsYou know what I mean Excuse meHello boyo What the hell happened last nightYou got steamed up - EuroTrip 00:26
Look given the current geopolitical climateall European...
EuroTrip Hello boyo What the hell happened last nightYou got steamed up pissed as a fartToo much sauce son Don't worry - EuroTrip 00:11
Hello boyo What the hell happened last nightYou got steamed...
EuroTrip I've just about had enough of you fucking ltiesBut I am SwissThem too - EuroTrip 00:10
I've just about had enough of you fucking ltiesBut I am...
X Men: The Last Stand Now check this out Prisoner must be confined at all timesIf he builds any momentum no object can stop him How fascinatingAnd what do they call you Juggernaut - X Men: The Last Stand 00:17
Now check this out Prisoner must be confined at all timesIf...
X Men: The Last Stand 100 So how we supposed to get there'Cause I don't swimLeave that to me - X Men: The Last Stand 00:10
100 So how we supposed to get there'Cause I don't...
X Men: The Last Stand I'm the wrong guy to play hide and seek withWho's hiding dickhead - X Men: The Last Stand 00:09
I'm the wrong guy to play hide and seek withWho's...
Slipstream You're wasting your time and ours - Slipstream 00:17
You're wasting your time and ours
Slipstream It's like having a crystal ball A pair of them - Slipstream 00:05
It's like having a crystal ball A pair of them
Hell Ride Hey what do those white wings mean - Hell Ride 00:55
Hey what do those white wings mean
Submerged Look it's easy you know You can come with me - Submerged 00:21
Look it's easy you know You can come with me
Submerged What's in the bag Apart from my condoms - Submerged 00:08
What's in the bag Apart from my condoms
Submerged We're submerged So are they - Submerged 00:05
We're submerged So are they
Submerged Chappell Cheers You too John Wayne - Submerged 00:06
Chappell Cheers You too John Wayne
Submerged I'm guessing you're not room service - Submerged 00:18
I'm guessing you're not room service
The Condemned I'm just a cameraman Film this - The Condemned 00:06
I'm just a cameraman Film this
The Condemned Sounds like you had a hard life - The Condemned 00:15
Sounds like you had a hard life
She's the Man You'd get more playing time at a school like Michigan - She's the Man 00:05
You'd get more playing time at a school like Michigan
She's the Man At ease gentlemenI've seen a lot of energy and commitment out there todayAnd that makes a coach proudNow I want to split us up into first string and second stringYou second stringers don't take it too hardYou're just as much part of this team as the first - She's the Man 00:28
At ease gentlemenI've seen a lot of energy and...
She's the Man Away from the stadium grounds Break it up Break it upOK tough guysYou want to box You get out of my stadiumOtherwise get on with the gameCome on now Armadillos of IllyriaThat goes for the rest of youNow get on and play some real footballLike a bunch of - She's the Man 00:25
Away from the stadium grounds Break it up Break it upOK...
She's the Man What manualListen pal You're in IllyriaWe don't discriminate based on gender - She's the Man 00:11
What manualListen pal You're in IllyriaWe don't...
She's the Man Let's go kick Kill Yeah - She's the Man 00:05
Let's go kick Kill Yeah
The Midnight Meat Train Welcome - The Midnight Meat Train 00:09
Welcome
Smokin' Aces 2:... You use too much oil - Smokin' Aces 2: Assassins' Ball 00:28
You use too much oil
Smokin' Aces 2:... Bigger targets l don't need your help - Smokin' Aces 2: Assassins' Ball 00:15
Bigger targets l don't need your help
You May Not Kiss the Bride A tragic ending - You May Not Kiss the Bride 00:16
A tragic ending
Redirected They didn't get as far as Malaysia - Redirected 00:18
They didn't get as far as Malaysia
The Magnificent Seven (HORSE NEIGHING) - The Magnificent Seven 00:09
(HORSE NEIGHING)
The Magnificent Seven MAN 2 : Bogue's gonna come back, and he's gonna try and take this land. - The Magnificent Seven 00:05
MAN 2 : Bogue's gonna come back, and he's gonna tr...
The Magnificent Seven Now now Bogue is a businessmanIf you just reason with him he'll give you a fair shareYeah Right Sure he will Fair share GavinYou're the only one making money hereNo you and your whoresNow Ben that ain't fairYou know that You were there the other night - The Magnificent Seven 00:16
Now now Bogue is a businessmanIf you just reason with him...
The Magnificent Seven (INDISTINCT SHOUTING) - The Magnificent Seven 00:07
(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)
The Magnificent Seven (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) - The Magnificent Seven 00:06
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
The Magnificent Seven BOGUE : Those of you who do not, - The Magnificent Seven 00:06
BOGUE : Those of you who do not,
The Magnificent Seven What kind of man are youWhat'd these people ever do to youFor what BogueFor landFor land - The Magnificent Seven 00:17
What kind of man are youWhat'd these people ever do to...
The Magnificent Seven (PEOPLE SCREAMING) - The Magnificent Seven 00:09
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
The Magnificent Seven - LENI : No! - (BABY CRYING) - The Magnificent Seven 00:06
- LENI : No! - (BABY CRYING)
The Magnificent Seven Now Powder Dan ran with an outlaw name of July BullyMay he rest in peaceHe's dead Yes sirHow'd he dieI whispered in his earYeah what's thatCome hereBring them in - The Magnificent Seven 00:24
Now Powder Dan ran with an outlaw name of July BullyMay he...
The Magnificent Seven Come on hey Settle down mister Come onCome on easyI got a family misterThey're better off without youSomebody fetch the sheriff - The Magnificent Seven 00:37
Come on hey Settle down mister Come onCome on easyI got a...
The Magnificent Seven My name is Sam ChisolmI'm a duly sworn warrant officer of the circuit court in Wichita KansasI'm also a licensed peace officerin the Indian Territories Arkansas Nebraska and seven other statesNow this man is wanted on charges in Nebraskaexpedited by - The Magnificent Seven 00:22
My name is Sam ChisolmI'm a duly sworn warrant officer...
The Magnificent Seven Well you don't need a bounty hunter you need an army - The Magnificent Seven 00:05
Well you don't need a bounty hunter you need an army
The Magnificent Seven Get his guns Dicky - The Magnificent Seven 00:03
Get his guns Dicky
The Magnificent Seven Mister MisterYou intend to make me chaseI have a propositionAnd I'm wary of propositions miss Missus - The Magnificent Seven 00:12
Mister MisterYou intend to make me chaseI have a...
The Magnificent Seven And I'm wary of propositions miss Missus - The Magnificent Seven 00:20
And I'm wary of propositions miss Missus
The Magnificent Seven Then why won't you at least listenWe're simple farmersDecent hard working people being driven from our homesMen slaughtered in cold bloodWomen and children without food or essentialsAll because some man named Bogue wants to mine our valley and take it - The Magnificent Seven 00:20
Then why won't you at least listenWe're simple...
The Magnificent Seven What's thisEverything we haveThat's what it's worth to usBeen offered a lot for my work but never everything - The Magnificent Seven 00:14
What's thisEverything we haveThat's what it's...
The Magnificent Seven If you're gonna kill me kill meIf you're gonna rob me rob meBut I will not go in that mineThere's rats in there - The Magnificent Seven 00:09
If you're gonna kill me kill meIf you're gonna rob...
The Magnificent Seven Virginia City Three days pastBest you remember who'd you cheat out of 50 in a card gameI assure you I did not have to cheat to beat the likes of you two - The Magnificent Seven 00:12
Virginia City Three days pastBest you remember who'd...
The Magnificent Seven Gentlemen allow me a moment to show you something quite miraculous - The Magnificent Seven 00:06
Gentlemen allow me a moment to show you something quite...
The Magnificent Seven We are never gonna cross paths again - The Magnificent Seven 00:06
We are never gonna cross paths again