Virgil Carter Quotes & Movies

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Clips with Virgil Carter

Norbit where you go Why you run off like little bitch - Norbit

Norbit where you go Why you run off like little bitch

Here you go Norbit Saved the best piece for youWhat's that Turkey ass Eat up suckerBon appetitty - Norbit

Here you go Norbit Saved the best piece for youWhat's...

Poor Norbit ManBack when I was in the game I used to tell my hosHos ain't no man gonna pay for the cow if he can get the milk for freeYou ain't got to worry about this brother buying the milk'cause he just bought the whole damn cowThat's a special cow - Norbit

Poor Norbit ManBack when I was in the game I used to tell my...

Norbit let me talk to you for a secondLook just so we clearIf you ever hurt my sister in any waymake her cry even make her sad one timeI'm coming at you with razor blades and lemon juiceYou hear me YesI'm talking pain boySearing mind numbing painI - Norbit

Norbit let me talk to you for a secondLook just so we...

And I want to say that I very very confused Norbitthat you You marry LatimoreI don't understand it because when you was a little boy you sayOne day I find the girl of my dreams And then you marry a gorillaI joke I joke I jokeWhy you not know joke when you - Norbit

And I want to say that I very very confused Norbitthat you...

I don't understand it because when you was a little boy you sayOne day I find the girl of my dreams And then you marry a gorillaI joke I joke I jokeWhy you not know joke when you hear jokeWhy you wanna make fight at weddingCool off before I have to bust - Norbit

I don't understand it because when you was a little boy...

Norbit Buster's a guest in our homeHow dare you insinuate something like thatYeah OrbitHow dare you insinuate something such like thatYou know I am actually offended by your accusization you understand - Norbit

Norbit Buster's a guest in our homeHow dare you...

Yes it didAnd that makes you the queen of whores - Norbit

Yes it didAnd that makes you the queen of whores

Tuesday TuesdaySay Tuesday again and you ain't gonna see Wednesday - Norbit

Tuesday TuesdaySay Tuesday again and you ain't gonna...

How you doing - Norbit

Look at that dog over there eyeballing me - Norbit

Look at that dog over there eyeballing me

Oh yes Norbit can't you tell I'm getting a little belly - Norbit

Oh yes Norbit can't you tell I'm getting a little...

I wanna be a ho How do I apply - Norbit

I wanna be a ho How do I apply

Go over there and get me another wine coolerIt's hot as hell out here Don't you see I'm swelteringRasputia you can't drink wine Why the hell notYou're with child With child I ain't with noOh that was I had gas I still got itThere's your child Now go get - Norbit

Go over there and get me another wine coolerIt's hot as...

Did you say titty bar Titties - Norbit

Did you say titty bar Titties

Little Miss Skinny Bitch gonna be thereYou mean Miss Ling LingYou know damn well I ain't talking about no Miss Ling LingI'm talking about Miss Thing Thing from that picnicMiss Thing Thing from the picnicWho are you talking about sweetheart I don't - Norbit

Little Miss Skinny Bitch gonna be thereYou mean Miss Ling...

Excuse me ma'amWhatAre you wearing bottomsOf course I'm wearing bottoms - Norbit

Excuse me ma'amWhatAre you wearing bottomsOf course...

Excuse me ma'am We have a 300 pound weight limitI don't weigh no damn 300 pounds I weigh 165 How you doing - Norbit

Excuse me ma'am We have a 300 pound weight limitI...

What's wrong - Norbit

Then who was eating a turkey ass - Norbit

Then who was eating a turkey ass

Pray bitch pray - Norbit

Pray bitch pray

Lloyd what am I gonna doKill the bitch - Norbit

Lloyd what am I gonna doKill the bitch

Black people run fast but problem even fasterThat's kind of racistYes Wong very racist I no like black I no like Jew eitherBut black and Jew love Chinese food Go figure - Norbit

Black people run fast but problem even fasterThat's...

Tsp tsp tsp Tsp it off Tap tap TapNorbitNorbit NorbitOh damn He escapedNorbit NorbitYour ass is mine Norbit - Norbit

Tsp tsp tsp Tsp it off Tap tap TapNorbitNorbit NorbitOh damn...

When you buy the ones that say Ribbed for her pleasureturn them inside out and they ribbed for your pleasure - Norbit

When you buy the ones that say Ribbed for her pleasureturn...

Now speaking of ribs and pleasureYes For a limited time only we are proud to present to youour barbeque baby back horseradishmustard and peanut butter encrusted ribswith a slight Jagermeister infusion sprinkled with chamomile leaveswith a horseradish and - Norbit

Now speaking of ribs and pleasureYes For a limited time only...

That's enoughThat's enough Enough Enough Enough EnoughStop the music Hold onShut up You two shut upThat's it This is husband and wife timeNow let's go Let's go Husband and wife stuff - Norbit

That's enoughThat's enough Enough Enough Enough...

Dearly belovedwe are gathered here todayI objectOh for Christ's sakeNorbit NorbitNorbitNorbitThis wedding is a sham and I'm here to stop itNorbit what are you doingI'm being a man for the first time in my life KateKate I love youWhat the hell did you just - Norbit

Dearly belovedwe are gathered here todayI objectOh for...

Oh hell to the no - Norbit

Oh hell to the no

Whale hoDid somebody just call me a whaleYeah and a ho - Norbit

Whale hoDid somebody just call me a whaleYeah and a ho