Clips with Virginia Wetherell

Alfie Here What - Alfie 00:05
Here What
Alfie A married woman see - Alfie 00:21
A married woman see
Alfie When a married woman gets too hot - Alfie 00:07
When a married woman gets too hot
Alfie I'm like the boy scouts I am - Alfie 00:07
I'm like the boy scouts I am
Alfie Now I told Gilda I ain't the marrying sort - Alfie 00:14
Now I told Gilda I ain't the marrying sort
Alfie Um right young lady If you'd care to follow me - Alfie 00:06
Um right young lady If you'd care to follow me
Alfie You're not getting cooey lately - Alfie 00:15
You're not getting cooey lately
Alfie She came over quite beautified for a while - Alfie 00:12
She came over quite beautified for a while
Alfie Then there was this chiropodist woman - Alfie 00:15
Then there was this chiropodist woman
Alfie She's got a little ginger mustache - Alfie 00:23
She's got a little ginger mustache
Alfie You smell a bit milkified - Alfie 00:17
You smell a bit milkified
Alfie And what about and what about me - Alfie 00:08
And what about and what about me
Alfie Let go - Alfie 00:12
Let go
Alfie There you see - Alfie 00:13
There you see
Alfie So if a bird ain't got you one way - Alfie 00:07
So if a bird ain't got you one way
Alfie Queer job for a bird isn't it - Alfie 00:06
Queer job for a bird isn't it
Alfie Here do you fancy an hour's kip girl - Alfie 00:07
Here do you fancy an hour's kip girl
Alfie I don't want no bird's respect - Alfie 00:06
I don't want no bird's respect
Alfie I've never told her I love her - Alfie 00:09
I've never told her I love her
Alfie Now if you lose a bird - Alfie 00:08
Now if you lose a bird
Alfie Here See this - Alfie 00:15
Here See this
Alfie And it don't do to get dependent on nobody - Alfie 00:05
And it don't do to get dependent on nobody
Alfie You should be in bed - Alfie 00:13
You should be in bed
Alfie It takes you a week to get over one - Alfie 00:08
It takes you a week to get over one
Alfie You got to live for yourself not for others - Alfie 00:05
You got to live for yourself not for others
Alfie It don't do - Alfie 00:24
It don't do
Alfie With a bird - Alfie 00:19
With a bird
Alfie Harry all I want is for you to see life - Alfie 00:56
Harry all I want is for you to see life
Alfie How do you want me - Alfie 00:09
How do you want me
Alfie Now that's lovely - Alfie 00:06
Now that's lovely
Alfie Now the close up Lick your lips - Alfie 00:10
Now the close up Lick your lips
Alfie Well what I'm going to do old Harry will never know - Alfie 00:16
Well what I'm going to do old Harry will never know
Alfie He's a good bloke frank Good mate - Alfie 00:25
He's a good bloke frank Good mate
Alfie The thing I like about Ruby - Alfie 00:14
The thing I like about Ruby
Alfie Here Don't you dig your nails in again - Alfie 00:12
Here Don't you dig your nails in again
Alfie She's in beautiful condition - Alfie 00:04
She's in beautiful condition
Alfie You're a little sexpot ain't ya - Alfie 00:10
You're a little sexpot ain't ya
Alfie Look at the size of that bath - Alfie 00:22
Look at the size of that bath
Alfie What I loved once and what I love now are two different things - Alfie 00:06
What I loved once and what I love now are two different...
Alfie You ain't entitled to secret thoughts - Alfie 00:08
You ain't entitled to secret thoughts
Alfie Because them's me secret thoughts - Alfie 00:10
Because them's me secret thoughts
Alfie My understanding of women only goes as far as the pleasure - Alfie 00:13
My understanding of women only goes as far as the pleasure
Alfie Do you know I'm beginning to think she was beautiful - Alfie 00:15
Do you know I'm beginning to think she was beautiful
Alfie See you then eh - Alfie 01:12
See you then eh
The Crimson Cult You know this is a very interesting old house - The Crimson Cult 00:16
You know this is a very interesting old house
Dr Jekyll & Sister... Oh A real gentleman - Dr Jekyll & Sister Hyde 01:30
Oh A real gentleman