Clips with W.C. Fields

PrevPage of 3Next
The Bank Dick I'll teach you when you grow up - The Bank Dick 00:26
I'll teach you when you grow up
The Bank Dick There was an article in there telling how I apprehended a couple of crooks - The Bank Dick 01:23
There was an article in there telling how I apprehended a...
The Bank Dick I wanna draw my money outta the bank - The Bank Dick 01:17
I wanna draw my money outta the bank
The Bank Dick To refer to the argot of the underworld - The Bank Dick 02:01
To refer to the argot of the underworld
The Bank Dick Ten cents a share - The Bank Dick 01:47
Ten cents a share
The Bank Dick Pardon my language - The Bank Dick 00:19
Pardon my language
The Bank Dick I don't hang around that Black Pussy Cafe for nothin' - The Bank Dick 00:22
I don't hang around that Black Pussy Cafe for...
The Bank Dick That's the point - The Bank Dick 01:02
That's the point
The Bank Dick Is that gun loaded - The Bank Dick 00:18
Is that gun loaded
The Bank Dick I knew this would happen - The Bank Dick 00:36
I knew this would happen
The Bank Dick Leave everything to me - The Bank Dick 00:27
Leave everything to me
The Bank Dick Lompoc is noted for it's beautiful girls - The Bank Dick 00:53
Lompoc is noted for it's beautiful girls
The Bank Dick Marriageable age - The Bank Dick 00:39
Marriageable age
The Bank Dick The Black Pussy Cafe and Snackbar - The Bank Dick 01:17
The Black Pussy Cafe and Snackbar
The Bank Dick You can pull anything you want in here - The Bank Dick 00:23
You can pull anything you want in here
The Bank Dick The jockey was a very insulting fellow - The Bank Dick 00:31
The jockey was a very insulting fellow
The Bank Dick Population is 4 - The Bank Dick 01:30
Population is 4
The Bank Dick How do you feel - The Bank Dick 00:15
How do you feel
The Bank Dick I don't suppose we'll ever get another whooping cough epidemic again - The Bank Dick 00:24
I don't suppose we'll ever get another whooping...
The Bank Dick I thought I'd lost it - The Bank Dick 00:34
I thought I'd lost it
The Bank Dick Would you like to examine the books at the Black Pussy   eh   Cafe - The Bank Dick 00:18
Would you like to examine the books at the Black Pussy eh ...
The Bank Dick Seems to be a great deal of traffic here for a country road - The Bank Dick 00:24
Seems to be a great deal of traffic here for a country road
The Bank Dick The resale value of this car is going to be nil after this trip - The Bank Dick 00:21
The resale value of this car is going to be nil after this...
My Little Chickadee Was that chap dragging you across the prairie a full blooded Indian - My Little Chickadee 00:09
Was that chap dragging you across the prairie a full blooded...
My Little Chickadee I hope that wasn't whiskey you were drinking - My Little Chickadee 00:10
I hope that wasn't whiskey you were drinking
My Little Chickadee Godfrey Daniel - My Little Chickadee 00:04
Godfrey Daniel
My Little Chickadee Do you mean Miss Flower Belle Lee - My Little Chickadee 00:22
Do you mean Miss Flower Belle Lee
My Little Chickadee To your detriment - My Little Chickadee 00:35
To your detriment
My Little Chickadee I will be all things to you - My Little Chickadee 00:21
I will be all things to you
My Little Chickadee I will be all things to you - My Little Chickadee 00:22
I will be all things to you
My Little Chickadee Congratulations - My Little Chickadee 00:05
Congratulations
My Little Chickadee By the way my ski shoes and hockey bats - My Little Chickadee 00:15
By the way my ski shoes and hockey bats
My Little Chickadee I have some very definite pear shaped ideas that I'd like to discuss with thee - My Little Chickadee 00:09
I have some very definite pear shaped ideas that I'd...
My Little Chickadee Must be Big Chief's new teepee - My Little Chickadee 00:29
Must be Big Chief's new teepee
My Little Chickadee Big Chief gottum new squaw - My Little Chickadee 00:07
Big Chief gottum new squaw
My Little Chickadee During one of my treks through Afghanistan - My Little Chickadee 00:15
During one of my treks through Afghanistan
My Little Chickadee I'm an American citizen - My Little Chickadee 00:36
I'm an American citizen
My Little Chickadee Being sheriff of this town is pretty dangerous - My Little Chickadee 00:10
Being sheriff of this town is pretty dangerous
My Little Chickadee Is this a game of chance - My Little Chickadee 00:06
Is this a game of chance
My Little Chickadee They call me Flower Belle - My Little Chickadee 01:08
They call me Flower Belle
My Little Chickadee I've been worried about you - My Little Chickadee 00:20
I've been worried about you
My Little Chickadee There's something sweet and dainty about a woman's boudoir - My Little Chickadee 00:21
There's something sweet and dainty about a woman's...
My Little Chickadee I feel rather parky - My Little Chickadee 00:15
I feel rather parky
My Little Chickadee I've been hoodwinked - My Little Chickadee 00:14
I've been hoodwinked
My Little Chickadee If you get up around the Grampian Hills   You must come up and see me sometime - My Little Chickadee 00:34
If you get up around the Grampian Hills You must come up...
My Little Chickadee That's fine - My Little Chickadee 00:40
That's fine
My Little Chickadee I think I'll write a book - My Little Chickadee 00:17
I think I'll write a book
My Little Chickadee Chief no feel good - My Little Chickadee 00:09
Chief no feel good
My Little Chickadee The most beautiful experience in life - My Little Chickadee 00:09
The most beautiful experience in life
My Little Chickadee Squawk Mulligan tells me you buried your wife several years ago - My Little Chickadee 00:08
Squawk Mulligan tells me you buried your wife several years...
My Little Chickadee I'm tending bar one time down in the lower East side in New York - My Little Chickadee 00:37
I'm tending bar one time down in the lower East side in...
My Little Chickadee If a thing is worth having - My Little Chickadee 00:05
If a thing is worth having
My Little Chickadee I'd like to see Paris before I die - My Little Chickadee 00:09
I'd like to see Paris before I die
My Little Chickadee I have to hurry back east to attend to some oil wells I have there - My Little Chickadee 00:15
I have to hurry back east to attend to some oil wells I have...
Never Give a Sucker an Even... If it isn't the steak it's something else - Never Give a Sucker an Even Break 00:16
If it isn't the steak it's something else
Never Give a Sucker an Even... Uh what's the amount of the insult That'll be 35 cents - Never Give a Sucker an Even Break 00:06
Uh what's the amount of the insult That'll be 35...
Never Give a Sucker an Even... Have you any imported cigars Stingaroos Four for a nickel - Never Give a Sucker an Even Break 00:29
Have you any imported cigars Stingaroos Four for a nickel
Never Give a Sucker an Even... You know if anybody ever comes in here and gives you a 10 tip - Never Give a Sucker an Even Break 00:08
You know if anybody ever comes in here and gives you a 10...
Never Give a Sucker an Even... You're so clever - Never Give a Sucker an Even Break 00:13
You're so clever
Never Give a Sucker an Even... Don't be so free with your hands - Never Give a Sucker an Even Break 00:13
Don't be so free with your hands
Never Give a Sucker an Even... Baloney Mahoney malarkey ya big kabloona - Never Give a Sucker an Even Break 00:10
Baloney Mahoney malarkey ya big kabloona
Never Give a Sucker an Even... Aren't you a little confused - Never Give a Sucker an Even Break 00:20
Aren't you a little confused
Never Give a Sucker an Even... Ha I forgot to take the cellophane off - Never Give a Sucker an Even Break 00:05
Ha I forgot to take the cellophane off
Never Give a Sucker an Even... Where are you going - Never Give a Sucker an Even Break 00:20
Where are you going
Never Give a Sucker an Even... Godfrey Daniel - Never Give a Sucker an Even Break 00:04
Godfrey Daniel
Never Give a Sucker an Even... You smoke vile cigars all day and drink whisky half the night - Never Give a Sucker an Even Break 00:17
You smoke vile cigars all day and drink whisky half the...
Never Give a Sucker an Even... In the circus scene you wear a beard - Never Give a Sucker an Even Break 00:15
In the circus scene you wear a beard
Never Give a Sucker an Even... Take that Groucho Marx out of here please - Never Give a Sucker an Even Break 00:05
Take that Groucho Marx out of here please
Never Give a Sucker an Even... What's the matter sprain your ankle No no no A dog bit me - Never Give a Sucker an Even Break 00:24
What's the matter sprain your ankle No no no A dog bit...
Never Give a Sucker an Even... Somebody put too many olives in my martinis last night - Never Give a Sucker an Even Break 00:09
Somebody put too many olives in my martinis last night