Clips with W.C. Fields

Million Dollar Legs Any you mugs been playing my harmonica - Million Dollar Legs 00:07 Any you mugs been playing my harmonica Million Dollar Legs They won't hurt him - Million Dollar Legs 00:08 They won't hurt him Million Dollar Legs Take off the zeroes and what have you got - Million Dollar Legs 00:09 Take off the zeroes and what have you got Million Dollar Legs My name's Tweeny - Million Dollar Legs 00:11 My name's Tweeny Million Dollar Legs Thousands of them - Million Dollar Legs 00:09 Thousands of them Million Dollar Legs I've given my last grunt for my country - Million Dollar Legs 00:04 I've given my last grunt for my country Million Dollar Legs What's his name - Million Dollar Legs 00:15 What's his name Million Dollar Legs Splendid But everything must be secret I'm surrounded by spies - Million Dollar Legs 00:15 Splendid But everything must be secret I'm surrounded... Million Dollar Legs Take this to my privy counsellor Where is he Your Excellency - Million Dollar Legs 00:11 Take this to my privy counsellor Where is he Your Excellency My Little Chickadee During one of my treks through Afghanistan - My Little Chickadee 00:15 During one of my treks through Afghanistan My Little Chickadee The most beautiful experience in life - My Little Chickadee 00:09 The most beautiful experience in life My Little Chickadee May I present my card - My Little Chickadee 00:34 May I present my card My Little Chickadee They call me Flower Belle - My Little Chickadee 01:08 They call me Flower Belle My Little Chickadee Is this a game of chance - My Little Chickadee 00:06 Is this a game of chance My Little Chickadee Squawk Mulligan tells me you buried your wife several years ago - My Little Chickadee 00:08 Squawk Mulligan tells me you buried your wife several years... My Little Chickadee I'd like to see Paris before I die - My Little Chickadee 00:09 I'd like to see Paris before I die My Little Chickadee Do you mean Miss Flower Belle Lee - My Little Chickadee 00:22 Do you mean Miss Flower Belle Lee My Little Chickadee I have some very definite pear shaped ideas that I'd like to discuss with thee - My Little Chickadee 00:09 I have some very definite pear shaped ideas that I'd... My Little Chickadee If a thing is worth having - My Little Chickadee 00:05 If a thing is worth having My Little Chickadee I'm tending bar one time down in the lower East side in New York - My Little Chickadee 00:37 I'm tending bar one time down in the lower East side in... My Little Chickadee I've been hoodwinked - My Little Chickadee 00:14 I've been hoodwinked My Little Chickadee I hope that wasn't whiskey you were drinking - My Little Chickadee 00:10 I hope that wasn't whiskey you were drinking My Little Chickadee If you get up around the Grampian Hills   You must come up and see me sometime - My Little Chickadee 00:34 If you get up around the Grampian Hills You must come up... My Little Chickadee Was that chap dragging you across the prairie a full blooded Indian - My Little Chickadee 00:09 Was that chap dragging you across the prairie a full blooded... My Little Chickadee To your detriment - My Little Chickadee 00:35 To your detriment My Little Chickadee I've been worried about you - My Little Chickadee 00:20 I've been worried about you My Little Chickadee Must be Big Chief's new teepee - My Little Chickadee 00:29 Must be Big Chief's new teepee My Little Chickadee I'm an American citizen - My Little Chickadee 00:36 I'm an American citizen My Little Chickadee There's something sweet and dainty about a woman's boudoir - My Little Chickadee 00:21 There's something sweet and dainty about a woman's... My Little Chickadee Being sheriff of this town is pretty dangerous - My Little Chickadee 00:10 Being sheriff of this town is pretty dangerous My Little Chickadee I feel rather parky - My Little Chickadee 00:15 I feel rather parky My Little Chickadee I think I'll write a book - My Little Chickadee 00:17 I think I'll write a book My Little Chickadee I have to hurry back east to attend to some oil wells I have there - My Little Chickadee 00:15 I have to hurry back east to attend to some oil wells I have... My Little Chickadee Congratulations - My Little Chickadee 00:05 Congratulations My Little Chickadee Big Chief gottum new squaw - My Little Chickadee 00:07 Big Chief gottum new squaw My Little Chickadee By the way my ski shoes and hockey bats - My Little Chickadee 00:15 By the way my ski shoes and hockey bats My Little Chickadee Chief no feel good - My Little Chickadee 00:09 Chief no feel good My Little Chickadee I will be all things to you - My Little Chickadee 00:21 I will be all things to you My Little Chickadee Godfrey Daniel - My Little Chickadee 00:04 Godfrey Daniel The Bank Dick What's the matter - The Bank Dick 00:37 What's the matter The Bank Dick What a load that is off my mind - The Bank Dick 00:35 What a load that is off my mind The Bank Dick I thought I'd lost it - The Bank Dick 00:34 I thought I'd lost it The Bank Dick Ten cents a share - The Bank Dick 01:47 Ten cents a share The Bank Dick That's the point - The Bank Dick 01:02 That's the point The Bank Dick Lompoc is noted for it's beautiful girls - The Bank Dick 00:53 Lompoc is noted for it's beautiful girls The Bank Dick I knew this would happen - The Bank Dick 00:36 I knew this would happen The Bank Dick The jockey was a very insulting fellow - The Bank Dick 00:31 The jockey was a very insulting fellow The Bank Dick Pardon my language - The Bank Dick 00:19 Pardon my language The Bank Dick You can pull anything you want in here - The Bank Dick 00:23 You can pull anything you want in here The Bank Dick Ever done any boondoggling - The Bank Dick 00:16 Ever done any boondoggling The Bank Dick The resale value of this car is going to be nil after this trip - The Bank Dick 00:21 The resale value of this car is going to be nil after this... The Bank Dick Sounds like a bubble in a bathtub - The Bank Dick 00:18 Sounds like a bubble in a bathtub The Bank Dick Seems to be a great deal of traffic here for a country road - The Bank Dick 00:24 Seems to be a great deal of traffic here for a country road The Bank Dick Is that gun loaded - The Bank Dick 00:18 Is that gun loaded The Bank Dick There was an article in there telling how I apprehended a couple of crooks - The Bank Dick 01:23 There was an article in there telling how I apprehended a... The Bank Dick To refer to the argot of the underworld - The Bank Dick 02:01 To refer to the argot of the underworld The Bank Dick The Black Pussy Cafe and Snackbar - The Bank Dick 01:17 The Black Pussy Cafe and Snackbar The Bank Dick Population is 4 - The Bank Dick 01:30 Population is 4 The Bank Dick I don't suppose we'll ever get another whooping cough epidemic again - The Bank Dick 00:24 I don't suppose we'll ever get another whooping... The Bank Dick You're headin' right down my alley - The Bank Dick 00:49 You're headin' right down my alley The Bank Dick We're making motion picture history here - The Bank Dick 00:16 We're making motion picture history here The Bank Dick I'll teach you when you grow up - The Bank Dick 00:26 I'll teach you when you grow up The Bank Dick I don't hang around that Black Pussy Cafe for nothin' - The Bank Dick 00:22 I don't hang around that Black Pussy Cafe for... The Bank Dick Marriageable age - The Bank Dick 00:39 Marriageable age The Bank Dick How do you feel - The Bank Dick 00:15 How do you feel The Bank Dick Leave everything to me - The Bank Dick 00:27 Leave everything to me The Bank Dick Would you like to examine the books at the Black Pussy   eh   Cafe - The Bank Dick 00:18 Would you like to examine the books at the Black Pussy eh ... The Bank Dick I wanna draw my money outta the bank - The Bank Dick 01:17 I wanna draw my money outta the bank David Copperfield Copperfield at present I have nothing to bestow but advice - David Copperfield 00:56 Copperfield at present I have nothing to bestow but advice