Walter Matthau quotes in movies

The Fortune Cookie 00:04

The team fightin to stay up there and this has to happen

The Fortune Cookie 00:08

Anybody care for cocoa

The Fortune Cookie 00:17

Low calorie yogurt

The Fortune Cookie 00:25

Everything's Coming up Roses that's what l want...

A Guide for the Married Man 00:16

Do all married guys do it Ed No no

A Guide for the Married Man 00:21

Oh Which brings us to basic principle number one

A Guide for the Married Man 00:13

That's the trouble with Ruth She's such a...

The Odd Couple 00:23

How many cards you got

The Odd Couple 00:46

I'm in for a quarter

The Odd Couple 01:06

You didn't

The Odd Couple 00:12

Don't threaten me with jail

The Odd Couple 01:09

I'm 800 behind in alimony

The Odd Couple 00:08

Who would know who he is

The Odd Couple 00:10

That's who

The Odd Couple 00:08

I know him

The Odd Couple 00:20

Where are you going

The Odd Couple 00:43

What are you

The Odd Couple 00:12

Wait a minute

The Odd Couple 00:10

We got to get the pills out

The Odd Couple 00:09

If you need me

The Odd Couple 00:08

I think I'm crazy

The Odd Couple 00:07

Look at this

The Odd Couple 00:26

You don't understand

The Odd Couple 00:26

Stop that

The Odd Couple 00:06

You can't spend your life crying

The Odd Couple 00:05

It takes two to make a rotten marriage

The Odd Couple 00:39

Blanche used to say to me

The Odd Couple 00:16

What's the matter

The Odd Couple 00:08

What happened to the apartment

The Odd Couple 00:29

Cold glass of beer for Roy

The Odd Couple 00:04

I'll give you 200 for your gun

The Odd Couple 00:09

Don't come to me with your petty problems

The Odd Couple 00:24

What is that smell

The Odd Couple 00:10

No difference I was just repeating

The Odd Couple 00:18

What do you mean

The Odd Couple 00:24

I put order in this house

The Odd Couple 00:35

Felix when are you and I

The Odd Couple 00:07

Getting a clear picture on Channel 2 is not my idea of...

The Odd Couple 00:06

I haven't thought of women in weeks

The Odd Couple 00:13

No kidding Felix You did a great job

The Odd Couple 00:56

Wh wh what am I gonna do

The Odd Couple 00:33

Gwendolyn and Cecily

The Odd Couple 00:29

It's like Equatorial Africa on our side of the building

The Odd Couple 00:05

Is everybody happy

The Odd Couple 00:12

You're not gonna make any effort to change

The Odd Couple 00:05

It's 12 floors not 11

The Odd Couple 00:25

How long will this go on

The Odd Couple 00:26

Now kindly remove that spaghetti from my poker table

The Odd Couple 00:27

I can't take it anymore

The Odd Couple 00:05

Don't point that finger at me unless you intend to use...

The Odd Couple 00:41

I'm gonna tell you off

The Odd Couple 00:31

If you want to fight let's go to the living room

The Odd Couple 00:06

Why doesn't he hear me

The Odd Couple 00:07

In other words

The Odd Couple 00:15

Let it be on your conscience

The Odd Couple 00:14

Remember what happens to me is your responsibility

The Odd Couple 00:12

You are not going anyplace until you take it back

The Odd Couple 00:08

Is this how you left that night with Frances

The Odd Couple 00:39

I know Felix

The Odd Couple 00:11

He'll kill himself just to spite me

The Odd Couple 00:09

I'll be in the way

The Odd Couple 00:31

Let's play some poker

Cactus Flower 00:18

She really turns me off

Cactus Flower 00:20

I understand we've been very naughty

Cactus Flower 00:05

Don't you know any girls with straight teeth

Cactus Flower 00:11

I feel insulted

Cactus Flower 00:23

I'm going to make it up to you

Cactus Flower 00:06

I just wanted to make sure you weren't playing any more...

Cactus Flower 00:15

You really tried to kill yourself over me Stupid wasn't...

Cactus Flower 00:14

No Toni Everything's going to be all right