Walter Matthau quotes in movies

The Sunshine Boys 00:11

You know what you are Willy You're a 73 year old putz

The Sunshine Boys 00:53

What's bad about enter instead of come in

The Sunshine Boys 00:22

You don't know the first thing that's going on...

The Sunshine Boys 00:11

I'm still new fashioned I'm still in demand...

The Sunshine Boys 00:16

Don't fool around with my nurse Don't fool around...

The Sunshine Boys 00:15

I was just kidding Can't you take a joke

The Sunshine Boys 00:06

You know people don't go out to New Jersey unless they...

The Sunshine Boys 01:04

Funny To me you look tired

The Sunshine Boys 00:33

Then why did you send me the candy and flowers

The Sunshine Boys 00:23

You're a funny man Al a pain in the ass but a funny man

The Bad News Bears 00:11

Hey can't you hold off of that until after practice

The Bad News Bears 00:15

There's chocolate all over this ball

The Bad News Bears 00:28

All right look alive Let's get one

The Bad News Bears 00:13

Now guys somebody's gonna pay for this windshield

The Bad News Bears 00:19

You're not supposed to have open liquor in the car

The Bad News Bears 00:14

If you were so great

The Bad News Bears 00:10

Hey Ahmad

The Bad News Bears 00:12

When we're through can we go swimming

The Bad News Bears 00:23

There's nothing easy about those fly balls Ahmad

The Bad News Bears 00:23

Your mother and I didn't get along too well Amanda

The Bad News Bears 00:17

What the hell happened to you Tanner

The Bad News Bears 00:10

You want to quit Tanner

The Bad News Bears 00:17

But this quitting thing

The Bad News Bears 00:16

A busted bat and a long fly ball

The Bad News Bears 00:06

First base Second base

The Bad News Bears 00:12

Come on fellas Rome wasn't built in a day

The Bad News Bears 00:20

Those boys aren't rough You won't get hurt

The Bad News Bears 00:32

Twelve ballet lessons

The Bad News Bears 00:13

Announcer Carl paranski number six

The Bad News Bears 00:12

All I know is when we win a game it's a team win

The Bad News Bears 00:33

Jumpin' catfish

The Bad News Bears 00:13

Probably lost on purpose

The Bad News Bears 00:29

What if he tries something uh

The Bad News Bears 00:32

There's something I forgot to tell you guys it's a...

The Bad News Bears 00:11

What are you saying I've been brushing up on my Spanish...

The Bad News Bears 00:17

Look Amanda you're a terrific kid

The Bad News Bears 00:14

Hey pus head Are you crazy

The Bad News Bears 00:12

The first inside pitch you get lean into it and let it hit...

The Bad News Bears 01:03

And the rest of you what's the matter with you

The Bad News Bears 00:15

Listen lupus you didn't come into this life

The Bad News Bears 00:08

Before I shave off half your mustache and shove it up your...

The Bad News Bears 00:11

Hey buttermaker maybe next spring you'll teach me to...

California Suite 00:11

You you got so bald How did you get so bald

California Suite 00:09

Is that what you said Hunt bear

California Suite 00:11

Look at that beauty Mmm

California Suite 00:15

How come you're so preoccupied with sex sex sex

California Suite 00:15

How come you're so preoccupied with sex sex sex

California Suite 00:05

Open your lips you crazy broad

California Suite 00:21

I've missed you

California Suite 00:20

My god I've never seen you look so pretty

California Suite 00:07

I've never seen you so sex crazed in the morning

California Suite 00:15

You know what my guess is

California Suite 00:14

Millie I'll never do anything again to hurt you

California Suite 00:07

Do you know who that is Yes it's our hooker

Hopscotch 00:12

What do you intend to do with the rest of your life then

Hopscotch 00:16

Hello Hello

Buddy Buddy 00:08

How long will you be staying with us

Buddy Buddy 00:07

Hello Mr Green

Buddy Buddy 00:05

You makin' it very difficult for me to like you

Buddy Buddy 00:07

You ever been married Mr Trabucco

Buddy Buddy 00:05

Are you from L A

Buddy Buddy 00:11

Well I'm not against a little cleavage

Buddy Buddy 00:09

This was gonna be enough money to retire on

Buddy Buddy 00:11

You heard me Fuck off

Buddy Buddy 00:01

When are you leaving

Buddy Buddy 00:07

Here I am I almost didn't make it

First Monday in October 00:11

I never try to second guess a president

First Monday in October 00:17

Would you like to take any calls sir

First Monday in October 00:05

You're not bothering me You're interrupting me but...

First Monday in October 00:04

I don't care how you seat 'em Try chairs