Walter Matthau quotes in movies

First Monday in October 00:20

To you it's a mess To me it's a wilderness of free...

First Monday in October 00:06

Telephone has no constitutional right to be answered

First Monday in October 00:15

She wants me to disqualify myself

First Monday in October 00:07

Should we smile a little

First Monday in October 00:04

I just wanted to be the first man in recorded history

The Survivors 00:10

You won't die

The Survivors 00:45

And this is your life line

The Survivors 00:09

Such lovely skin Her skin is only 16 years old

The Survivors 00:17

And to you Wes is a god

The Survivors 00:16

Tell me things will work out

Pirates 00:09

You son of a double dyed whore from the reeking gutters...

Pirates 01:15

Soiled your linen did you

The Couch Trip 00:07

Hope they got cable

The Couch Trip 00:10

I have been from the moment we met at the airport

The Couch Trip 00:13

No thank you

The Couch Trip 00:11

He cares That's the secret It's in his voice

JFK 00:20

She was pregnant

JFK 00:07

One pristine bullet

Chaplin 00:10

Watch remember rejoice

Dennis the Menace 00:09

You have to be very brave to ride a tiger in your underwear

Grumpy Old Men 00:05

Morning dickhead Hello moron

Grumpy Old Men 00:18

Who's the guy yakkin' at your door

Grumpy Old Men 00:34

You mean the low life

Grumpy Old Men 00:07

Holy moly

Grumpy Old Men 00:10

Cold enough for ya

Grumpy Old Men 00:21

Did you hear about Eddie Hicks

Grumpy Old Men 00:34

You know what Jacob said

Grumpy Old Men 00:14

When I had my ulcers

Grumpy Old Men 00:10

I'm sure John started every fight since 1940

Grumpy Old Men 00:10

Hey dickhead you win the lottery

Grumpy Old Men 00:06

Gotta use hot water

Grumpy Old Men 00:05

Up yours Gustafson

Grumpy Old Men 00:05

Moron Putz

Grumpy Old Men 00:06

Hey watch your mouth you dumb frigging Swede

Grumpy Old Men 00:28

I was married to the woman for 20 years

Grumpy Old Men 00:11

Your cat crapped on my steps again

Grumpy Old Men 00:09

She chose me She did

Grumpy Old Men 00:20

But I don't want to die looking at your ugly face

Grumpy Old Men 00:07

Do the world a favor and pull your lip over your head and...

Grumpy Old Men 00:12

I'd have asked for another million

I Q 00:17

Oh Catherine's my niece

I Q 00:07

This is a color

I Q 00:17

You're Albert Einstein

I Q 00:13

Are you thinking what l am thinking

I Q 00:11

He's a mechanic

I Q 00:10

You're not changing anything are you

I Q 00:10

Lf you had a nickel for every nickel he has

I Q 00:08

Uncle Albert

I Q 00:13

God does not play dice with the universe

Grumpier Old Men 01:56

Thinks you're quite a catch

Grumpier Old Men 00:16

You couldn't catch crabs from a 10 hooker

Grumpier Old Men 00:09

You don't have the balls to take me on any more

Grumpier Old Men 00:06

I got a cactus in my bathroom

Grumpier Old Men 01:09

I think it's how she would have wanted to go

Grumpier Old Men 00:13

She pressed the grapes herself back in Palermo

Grumpier Old Men 00:06

Bait shop

Grumpier Old Men 00:12

Sounds like Dad's using his free exam trick again

Grumpier Old Men 00:05

You won't even know I'm here

Grumpier Old Men 00:10

Here's some matches

Grumpier Old Men 00:05

This milk has chunks in it

Grumpier Old Men 00:22

You Benedict Arnold

Grumpier Old Men 00:11

Studying up on your Italian

Grumpier Old Men 00:06

First it was Mae

Grumpier Old Men 00:13

I just met a girl named Maria

Grumpier Old Men 00:21

Night crawler's the king of all worms

Grumpier Old Men 00:08

I haven't been with a man for a long time

Grumpier Old Men 00:08

If my dog was as ugly as you

Grumpier Old Men 00:09

What are you feeding this dog

Grumpier Old Men 00:10

Then grab the net

Grumpier Old Men 00:07

Jesus Christ