Clips with Walter Matthau

Charade
Do you know what C - Charade 00:21
Do you know what C
Charade
Or I'll kill you - Charade 01:01
Or I'll kill you
Charade
I've got something here - Charade 00:19
I've got something here
Charade
Charles Voss stole  250 - Charade 00:52
Charles Voss stole 250
Charade
If I had a quarter of a million dollars - Charade 00:51
If I had a quarter of a million dollars
Charade
Have you any idea what these things cost over here Please go on Mr Bartholomew - Charade 00:14
Have you any idea what these things cost over here Please go...
Charade
Mrs Lampert do you know what C I A is - Charade 00:16
Mrs Lampert do you know what C I A is
Charade
Stop right now Mrs Lampert or I'll kill you - Charade 00:39
Stop right now Mrs Lampert or I'll kill you
Charade
Charles Voss stole 250 000 from the United States government - Charade 00:25
Charles Voss stole 250 000 from the United States government
JFK
One pristine bullet - JFK 00:07
One pristine bullet
JFK
She was pregnant - JFK 00:20
She was pregnant
The Odd Couple
I can't take it anymore - The Odd Couple 00:27
I can't take it anymore
The Odd Couple
Wait a minute - The Odd Couple 00:12
Wait a minute
The Odd Couple
I know him - The Odd Couple 00:08
I know him
The Odd Couple
That's who - The Odd Couple 00:10
That's who
The Odd Couple
Blanche used to say to me - The Odd Couple 00:39
Blanche used to say to me
The Odd Couple
Don't point that finger at me unless you intend to use it - The Odd Couple 00:05
Don't point that finger at me unless you intend to use it
The Odd Couple
Now kindly remove that spaghetti from my poker table - The Odd Couple 00:26
Now kindly remove that spaghetti from my poker table
The Odd Couple
Don't threaten me with jail - The Odd Couple 00:12
Don't threaten me with jail
The Odd Couple
I'm in for a quarter - The Odd Couple 00:46
I'm in for a quarter
The Odd Couple
I'm  800 behind in alimony - The Odd Couple 01:09
I'm 800 behind in alimony
The Odd Couple
What are you - The Odd Couple 00:43
What are you
The Odd Couple
Look at this - The Odd Couple 00:07
Look at this
The Odd Couple
I haven't thought of women in weeks - The Odd Couple 00:06
I haven't thought of women in weeks
The Odd Couple
In other words - The Odd Couple 00:07
In other words
The Odd Couple
If you need me - The Odd Couple 00:09
If you need me
The Odd Couple
You didn't - The Odd Couple 01:06
You didn't
The Odd Couple
Wh wh what am I gonna do - The Odd Couple 00:56
Wh wh what am I gonna do
The Odd Couple
Let's play some poker - The Odd Couple 00:31
Let's play some poker
The Odd Couple
Cold glass of beer for Roy - The Odd Couple 00:29
Cold glass of beer for Roy
The Odd Couple
I know Felix - The Odd Couple 00:39
I know Felix
The Odd Couple
You're not gonna make any effort to change - The Odd Couple 00:12
You're not gonna make any effort to change
The Odd Couple
Stop that - The Odd Couple 00:26
Stop that
The Odd Couple
What do you mean - The Odd Couple 00:18
What do you mean
The Odd Couple
You don't understand - The Odd Couple 00:26
You don't understand
The Odd Couple
I'm gonna tell you off - The Odd Couple 00:41
I'm gonna tell you off
The Odd Couple
Don't come to me with your petty problems - The Odd Couple 00:09
Don't come to me with your petty problems
The Odd Couple
Who would know who he is - The Odd Couple 00:08
Who would know who he is
The Odd Couple
I'll give you  200 for your gun - The Odd Couple 00:04
I'll give you 200 for your gun
The Odd Couple
I put order in this house - The Odd Couple 00:24
I put order in this house
The Odd Couple
Is everybody happy - The Odd Couple 00:05
Is everybody happy
The Odd Couple
It takes two to make a rotten marriage - The Odd Couple 00:05
It takes two to make a rotten marriage
The Odd Couple
I think I'm crazy - The Odd Couple 00:08
I think I'm crazy
The Odd Couple
What's the matter - The Odd Couple 00:16
What's the matter
The Odd Couple
Getting a clear picture on Channel 2 is not my idea of whoopee - The Odd Couple 00:07
Getting a clear picture on Channel 2 is not my idea of...
The Odd Couple
What happened to the apartment - The Odd Couple 00:08
What happened to the apartment
The Odd Couple
It's like Equatorial Africa on our side of the building - The Odd Couple 00:29
It's like Equatorial Africa on our side of the building
The Odd Couple
I'll be in the way - The Odd Couple 00:09
I'll be in the way
The Odd Couple
How many cards you got - The Odd Couple 00:23
How many cards you got
The Odd Couple
Gwendolyn and Cecily - The Odd Couple 00:33
Gwendolyn and Cecily
The Odd Couple
He'll kill himself just to spite me - The Odd Couple 00:11
He'll kill himself just to spite me
The Odd Couple
What is that smell - The Odd Couple 00:24
What is that smell
The Odd Couple
It's 12 floors not 11 - The Odd Couple 00:05
It's 12 floors not 11
The Odd Couple
How long will this go on - The Odd Couple 00:25
How long will this go on
The Odd Couple
Remember what happens to me is your responsibility - The Odd Couple 00:14
Remember what happens to me is your responsibility
The Odd Couple
Let it be on your conscience - The Odd Couple 00:15
Let it be on your conscience
The Odd Couple
If you want to fight let's go to the living room - The Odd Couple 00:31
If you want to fight let's go to the living room
The Odd Couple
Is this how you left that night with Frances - The Odd Couple 00:08
Is this how you left that night with Frances
The Odd Couple
Felix when are you and I - The Odd Couple 00:35
Felix when are you and I
The Odd Couple
You are not going anyplace until you take it back - The Odd Couple 00:12
You are not going anyplace until you take it back
The Odd Couple
Why doesn't he hear me - The Odd Couple 00:06
Why doesn't he hear me
The Odd Couple
No difference I was just repeating - The Odd Couple 00:10
No difference I was just repeating
The Odd Couple
Where are you going - The Odd Couple 00:20
Where are you going
The Odd Couple
You can't spend your life crying - The Odd Couple 00:06
You can't spend your life crying
The Odd Couple
We got to get the pills out - The Odd Couple 00:10
We got to get the pills out
The Odd Couple
No kidding Felix You did a great job - The Odd Couple 00:13
No kidding Felix You did a great job
The Taking of Pelham One Two...
Inspector Daniels - The Taking of Pelham One Two Three 00:12
Inspector Daniels
The Taking of Pelham One Two...
We'll have an ambulance here in no time - The Taking of Pelham One Two Three 00:10
We'll have an ambulance here in no time
The Taking of Pelham One Two...
Get the hell out of here - The Taking of Pelham One Two Three 00:17
Get the hell out of here
The Taking of Pelham One Two...
You won't believe it - The Taking of Pelham One Two Three 00:18
You won't believe it
The Taking of Pelham One Two...
But it's not that bad - The Taking of Pelham One Two Three 00:34
But it's not that bad
The Taking of Pelham One Two...
Do you people still execute in this state - The Taking of Pelham One Two Three 00:11
Do you people still execute in this state
The Taking of Pelham One Two...
These are the assignment desks - The Taking of Pelham One Two Three 00:23
These are the assignment desks
The Taking of Pelham One Two...
Pelham One Two Three - The Taking of Pelham One Two Three 00:45
Pelham One Two Three
The Taking of Pelham One Two...
What are you looking for - The Taking of Pelham One Two Three 00:27
What are you looking for
The Taking of Pelham One Two...
That's what I meant - The Taking of Pelham One Two Three 00:18
That's what I meant
The Taking of Pelham One Two...
Lieutenant - The Taking of Pelham One Two Three 00:37
Lieutenant
The Taking of Pelham One Two...
Wait a minute - The Taking of Pelham One Two Three 00:14
Wait a minute
The Taking of Pelham One Two...
To hear you plead with that chickenshit makes me ashamed to be an American - The Taking of Pelham One Two Three 00:14
To hear you plead with that chickenshit makes me ashamed to...
The Taking of Pelham One Two...
Now you listen to me - The Taking of Pelham One Two Three 00:30
Now you listen to me
The Taking of Pelham One Two...
It might interest you to know I figured out how you're gonna do it - The Taking of Pelham One Two Three 00:20
It might interest you to know I figured out how you're gonna...
The Taking of Pelham One Two...
I'd like you to meet some good friends of the chairman - The Taking of Pelham One Two Three 00:59
I'd like you to meet some good friends of the chairman
The Taking of Pelham One Two...
The power's off - The Taking of Pelham One Two Three 00:20
The power's off
The Taking of Pelham One Two...
Transit Authority - The Taking of Pelham One Two Three 00:38
Transit Authority
The Taking of Pelham One Two...
Turn around - The Taking of Pelham One Two Three 00:42
Turn around
The Taking of Pelham One Two...
You better be right about this - The Taking of Pelham One Two Three 00:10
You better be right about this
The Taking of Pelham One Two...
What do you mean - The Taking of Pelham One Two Three 00:25
What do you mean
The Taking of Pelham One Two...
I just had a terrible thought - The Taking of Pelham One Two Three 01:48
I just had a terrible thought
The Taking of Pelham One Two...
She's moving - The Taking of Pelham One Two Three 00:11
She's moving
The Taking of Pelham One Two...
What's the matter with everybody - The Taking of Pelham One Two Three 00:09
What's the matter with everybody
The Taking of Pelham One Two...
He could be a fruitcake - The Taking of Pelham One Two Three 00:09
He could be a fruitcake
The Taking of Pelham One Two...
Officer I suppose you couldn't use - The Taking of Pelham One Two Three 00:16
Officer I suppose you couldn't use
The Taking of Pelham One Two...
Gesundheit - The Taking of Pelham One Two Three 00:08
Gesundheit
The Taking of Pelham One Two...
Listen fella I hope you take this in the right spirit - The Taking of Pelham One Two Three 00:11
Listen fella I hope you take this in the right spirit
The Taking of Pelham One Two...
The guy's got a heavy English accent He could be a fruitcake - The Taking of Pelham One Two Three 00:09
The guy's got a heavy English accent He could be a fruitcake
Grumpier Old Men
Here's some matches - Grumpier Old Men 00:15
Here's some matches
Grumpier Old Men
I just met a girl named Maria - Grumpier Old Men 00:26
I just met a girl named Maria
Grumpier Old Men
I got a cactus in my bathroom - Grumpier Old Men 00:21
I got a cactus in my bathroom
Grumpier Old Men
Then grab the net - Grumpier Old Men 00:23
Then grab the net
Grumpier Old Men
If my dog was as ugly as you - Grumpier Old Men 00:23
If my dog was as ugly as you
Grumpier Old Men
I haven't been with a man for a long time - Grumpier Old Men 00:16
I haven't been with a man for a long time
Grumpier Old Men
This milk has chunks in it - Grumpier Old Men 00:16
This milk has chunks in it
Grumpier Old Men
You don't have the balls to take me on any more - Grumpier Old Men 00:22
You don't have the balls to take me on any more
Grumpier Old Men
You Benedict Arnold - Grumpier Old Men 00:31
You Benedict Arnold
Grumpier Old Men
You won't even know I'm here - Grumpier Old Men 00:19
You won't even know I'm here
Grumpier Old Men
What are you feeding this dog - Grumpier Old Men 00:13
What are you feeding this dog
Grumpier Old Men
You couldn't catch crabs from a  10 hooker - Grumpier Old Men 00:19
You couldn't catch crabs from a 10 hooker
Grumpier Old Men
Sounds like Dad's using his free exam trick again - Grumpier Old Men 00:23
Sounds like Dad's using his free exam trick again
Grumpier Old Men
She pressed the grapes herself back in Palermo - Grumpier Old Men 00:39
She pressed the grapes herself back in Palermo
Grumpier Old Men
Night crawler's the king of all worms - Grumpier Old Men 00:59
Night crawler's the king of all worms
Grumpier Old Men
Thinks you're quite a catch - Grumpier Old Men 01:56
Thinks you're quite a catch
Grumpier Old Men
First it was Mae - Grumpier Old Men 00:18
First it was Mae
Grumpier Old Men
Studying up on your Italian - Grumpier Old Men 00:27
Studying up on your Italian
Grumpy Old Men
When I had my ulcers - Grumpy Old Men 00:14
When I had my ulcers
Grumpy Old Men
I'm sure John started every fight since 1940 - Grumpy Old Men 00:10
I'm sure John started every fight since 1940
Grumpy Old Men
You know what Jacob said - Grumpy Old Men 00:34
You know what Jacob said
Grumpy Old Men
I was married to the woman for 20 years - Grumpy Old Men 00:28
I was married to the woman for 20 years
Grumpy Old Men
I'd have asked for another million - Grumpy Old Men 00:12
I'd have asked for another million
Grumpy Old Men
You mean the low life - Grumpy Old Men 00:34
You mean the low life
Grumpy Old Men
But I don't want to die looking at your ugly face - Grumpy Old Men 00:20
But I don't want to die looking at your ugly face
Grumpy Old Men
Cold enough for ya - Grumpy Old Men 00:10
Cold enough for ya
Grumpy Old Men
Who's the guy yakkin' at your door - Grumpy Old Men 00:18
Who's the guy yakkin' at your door
Grumpy Old Men
Gotta use  hot  water - Grumpy Old Men 00:06
Gotta use hot water
Grumpy Old Men
Your cat crapped on my steps again - Grumpy Old Men 00:11
Your cat crapped on my steps again
Grumpy Old Men
Morning dickhead Hello moron - Grumpy Old Men 00:05
Morning dickhead Hello moron
Grumpy Old Men
Do the world a favor and pull your lip over your head and swallow - Grumpy Old Men 00:07
Do the world a favor and pull your lip over your head and...
Grumpy Old Men
Hey dickhead you win the lottery - Grumpy Old Men 00:10
Hey dickhead you win the lottery
Grumpy Old Men
Moron Putz - Grumpy Old Men 00:05
Moron Putz
Grumpy Old Men
Hey dickhead you win the lottery - Grumpy Old Men 00:06
Hey dickhead you win the lottery
Grumpy Old Men
Up yours Gustafson - Grumpy Old Men 00:05
Up yours Gustafson
Grumpy Old Men
She chose me She did - Grumpy Old Men 00:09
She chose me She did
Grumpy Old Men
Hey watch your mouth you dumb frigging Swede - Grumpy Old Men 00:06
Hey watch your mouth you dumb frigging Swede
Grumpy Old Men
Holy moly - Grumpy Old Men 00:07
Holy moly
Grumpy Old Men
Did you hear about Eddie Hicks - Grumpy Old Men 00:21
Did you hear about Eddie Hicks
Charley Varrick
What's bothering you - Charley Varrick 00:29
What's bothering you
Charley Varrick
No I didn't see her all day today - Charley Varrick 00:27
No I didn't see her all day today
Charley Varrick
You know what dirty money is - Charley Varrick 00:38
You know what dirty money is
Charley Varrick
I like your bed - Charley Varrick 00:16
I like your bed
Charley Varrick
We're gonna have to keep pretty quiet for a while - Charley Varrick 00:56
We're gonna have to keep pretty quiet for a while
Charley Varrick
What's the problem - Charley Varrick 00:20
What's the problem
Charley Varrick
In and out quick - Charley Varrick 00:36
In and out quick
Charley Varrick
Don't leave the trailer - Charley Varrick 00:17
Don't leave the trailer
Charley Varrick
There might be something else - Charley Varrick 00:24
There might be something else
Charley Varrick
You called it kid - Charley Varrick 00:04
You called it kid
Cactus Flower
A woman your age - Cactus Flower 00:17
A woman your age
Cactus Flower
It's not what she said - Cactus Flower 00:08
It's not what she said
Cactus Flower
I'm going to marry you - Cactus Flower 00:15
I'm going to marry you
Cactus Flower
But what about your wife - Cactus Flower 00:39
But what about your wife
Cactus Flower
Her ex boyfriend - Cactus Flower 00:23
Her ex boyfriend
Cactus Flower
Did you see that - Cactus Flower 00:35
Did you see that
Cactus Flower
And did you get a load of that girl - Cactus Flower 00:10
And did you get a load of that girl
Cactus Flower
Her name is Toni Simmons - Cactus Flower 00:08
Her name is Toni Simmons
Cactus Flower
I'm having a rough time - Cactus Flower 00:15
I'm having a rough time
Cactus Flower
I went to the police station - Cactus Flower 00:22
I went to the police station
Cactus Flower
She really turns me off - Cactus Flower 00:18
She really turns me off
Cactus Flower
You're certainly blossoming out - Cactus Flower 00:11
You're certainly blossoming out
Cactus Flower
It's like waltzing in wet cement - Cactus Flower 00:04
It's like waltzing in wet cement
Cactus Flower
Did you ever have a gin and tonic made with tequila - Cactus Flower 00:26
Did you ever have a gin and tonic made with tequila
Cactus Flower
What were you doing - Cactus Flower 00:10
What were you doing
Cactus Flower
Talking to that awful man - Cactus Flower 00:09
Talking to that awful man
Cactus Flower
Don't you know any girls with straight teeth - Cactus Flower 00:05
Don't you know any girls with straight teeth
Cactus Flower
Will you give Tarzan here his electric razor - Cactus Flower 00:05
Will you give Tarzan here his electric razor
Cactus Flower
Are you asking me to go out - Cactus Flower 00:08
Are you asking me to go out
Cactus Flower
You're getting as prickly as your damn cactus - Cactus Flower 00:04
You're getting as prickly as your damn cactus
Cactus Flower
I feel insulted - Cactus Flower 00:11
I feel insulted
Cactus Flower
What happened out there on my mink stole - Cactus Flower 00:06
What happened out there on my mink stole
Cactus Flower
Everything you told me about your wife was true - Cactus Flower 00:10
Everything you told me about your wife was true
Cactus Flower
It's just not practical to keep one in the city - Cactus Flower 00:08
It's just not practical to keep one in the city
Cactus Flower
I understand we've been  very  naughty - Cactus Flower 00:20
I understand we've been very naughty
Cactus Flower
I just wanted to make sure you weren't playing any more tricks with gas - Cactus Flower 00:06
I just wanted to make sure you weren't playing any more...
Cactus Flower
I never expected - Cactus Flower 00:20
I never expected
Cactus Flower
I'm the first decent man that she's ever met - Cactus Flower 00:09
I'm the first decent man that she's ever met
Cactus Flower
She mentioned those chicken and egg salad sandwiches - Cactus Flower 00:20
She mentioned those chicken and egg salad sandwiches
Cactus Flower
What about Se or Sanchez - Cactus Flower 00:08
What about Se or Sanchez
Cactus Flower
It's strange to see you in a nightclub - Cactus Flower 00:08
It's strange to see you in a nightclub
Cactus Flower
You completely de feminize yourself - Cactus Flower 00:10
You completely de feminize yourself
Cactus Flower
Let me try to help you - Cactus Flower 00:37
Let me try to help you
Cactus Flower
You know what I've done - Cactus Flower 00:13
You know what I've done
Cactus Flower
You want to play rough - Cactus Flower 00:08
You want to play rough
Cactus Flower
You'll still have your wife and me - Cactus Flower 00:09
You'll still have your wife and me
Cactus Flower
I'm the first decent man she's ever met - Cactus Flower 00:09
I'm the first decent man she's ever met
Cactus Flower
It's grotesque a woman your age throwing yourself at a kid - Cactus Flower 00:17
It's grotesque a woman your age throwing yourself at a kid
Cactus Flower
I was married when I was very young but it didn't work out - Cactus Flower 00:09
I was married when I was very young but it didn't work out
Cactus Flower
Well it's not what she said it's what she didn't say - Cactus Flower 00:07
Well it's not what she said it's what she didn't say
Cactus Flower
I'm going to make it up to you - Cactus Flower 00:23
I'm going to make it up to you
Cactus Flower
Good evening Doctor Good evening patient - Cactus Flower 00:06
Good evening Doctor Good evening patient
Cactus Flower
Did you see that He just kissed her on the neck - Cactus Flower 00:22
Did you see that He just kissed her on the neck
Cactus Flower
Stephanie Doctor - Cactus Flower 00:26
Stephanie Doctor
Cactus Flower
There we are - Cactus Flower 00:09
There we are
Cactus Flower
You really tried to kill yourself over me Stupid wasn't it - Cactus Flower 00:15
You really tried to kill yourself over me Stupid wasn't it
Cactus Flower
If I hear you've been bothering Stephanie I'll knock all your teeth out - Cactus Flower 00:09
If I hear you've been bothering Stephanie I'll knock all...
Cactus Flower
Why don't you come out and ask me if I went to bed with him - Cactus Flower 00:08
Why don't you come out and ask me if I went to bed with him
Cactus Flower
No Toni Everything's going to be all right - Cactus Flower 00:14
No Toni Everything's going to be all right
Cactus Flower
Hup out No this is different darling - Cactus Flower 00:15
Hup out No this is different darling
Cactus Flower
I thought maybe you'd like to come out and have a drink with me - Cactus Flower 00:37
I thought maybe you'd like to come out and have a drink with...
Cactus Flower
But to get out of this one my happiness lies in your two hands - Cactus Flower 00:08
But to get out of this one my happiness lies in your two...
Cactus Flower
They've lost me You go dance with her - Cactus Flower 00:07
They've lost me You go dance with her
Cactus Flower
I had to lie on something - Cactus Flower 00:09
I had to lie on something
Cactus Flower
My cactus It's blooming Never mind that - Cactus Flower 00:07
My cactus It's blooming Never mind that
Cactus Flower
You mean you spent the night with that hippie - Cactus Flower 00:12
You mean you spent the night with that hippie
Cactus Flower
It's all right if you like Horowitz - Cactus Flower 00:05
It's all right if you like Horowitz
Cactus Flower
There's no such thing as a friendly kiss on the neck - Cactus Flower 00:04
There's no such thing as a friendly kiss on the neck
Cactus Flower
Where were you all night - Cactus Flower 00:07
Where were you all night
The Kentuckian
For once you've gone too far - The Kentuckian 00:07
For once you've gone too far
A Face in the Crowd
I'll say one thing for him he's got the courage of his ignorance - A Face in the Crowd 00:05
I'll say one thing for him he's got the courage of his...
A Face in the Crowd
Listen I'm not through yet You know what's gonna happen to me - A Face in the Crowd 01:11
Listen I'm not through yet You know what's gonna happen to...
A Face in the Crowd
Didn't you know All mild men are vicious - A Face in the Crowd 00:13
Didn't you know All mild men are vicious
A Face in the Crowd
Hey welcome to the Black Hole of Calcutta - A Face in the Crowd 00:17
Hey welcome to the Black Hole of Calcutta
A Face in the Crowd
Marcia Mel - A Face in the Crowd 01:00
Marcia Mel
A Face in the Crowd
You gotta be a saint to stand off the power that little box can give you - A Face in the Crowd 00:06
You gotta be a saint to stand off the power that little box...
A Face in the Crowd
A force - A Face in the Crowd 00:58
A force
Lonely Are the Brave
You'd think we're chasing a ghost - Lonely Are the Brave 00:16
You'd think we're chasing a ghost
Lonely Are the Brave
What was that signal Harry - Lonely Are the Brave 01:09
What was that signal Harry
The Fortune Cookie
Why don't you kids go play on the freeway - The Fortune Cookie 00:12
Why don't you kids go play on the freeway
The Fortune Cookie
How are you gonna pay for all of this - The Fortune Cookie 00:22
How are you gonna pay for all of this
The Fortune Cookie
I'm his brother in law - The Fortune Cookie 00:09
I'm his brother in law
The Fortune Cookie
This is a hospital - The Fortune Cookie 00:13
This is a hospital
The Fortune Cookie
Baltimore and Ohio Railroad - The Fortune Cookie 00:37
Baltimore and Ohio Railroad
The Fortune Cookie
I'm not gonna take any shots from a waiter - The Fortune Cookie 00:43
I'm not gonna take any shots from a waiter
The Fortune Cookie
Doesn't it do your heart good - The Fortune Cookie 00:19
Doesn't it do your heart good
The Fortune Cookie
Exactly how did you break your hip - The Fortune Cookie 00:35
Exactly how did you break your hip
The Fortune Cookie
I'll be all right - The Fortune Cookie 00:25
I'll be all right
The Fortune Cookie
Internal bleeding - The Fortune Cookie 00:14
Internal bleeding
The Fortune Cookie
What're you watchin' - The Fortune Cookie 00:12
What're you watchin'
The Fortune Cookie
We don't accept it at face value - The Fortune Cookie 00:32
We don't accept it at face value
The Fortune Cookie
What's the matter - The Fortune Cookie 00:11
What's the matter
The Fortune Cookie
Did he hurt himself - The Fortune Cookie 00:12
Did he hurt himself
The Fortune Cookie
Compressed vertebra - The Fortune Cookie 00:28
Compressed vertebra
The Fortune Cookie
I wanna see you in a fastback Mustang - The Fortune Cookie 00:16
I wanna see you in a fastback Mustang
The Fortune Cookie
Get back in bed - The Fortune Cookie 00:11
Get back in bed
The Fortune Cookie
Think of your mother - The Fortune Cookie 00:15
Think of your mother
The Fortune Cookie
She should be in Florida - The Fortune Cookie 00:11
She should be in Florida
The Fortune Cookie
Cooks like a pig and smokes in bed - The Fortune Cookie 00:29
Cooks like a pig and smokes in bed
The Fortune Cookie
You don't want to settle - The Fortune Cookie 00:07
You don't want to settle
The Fortune Cookie
I picked up some stuff at your apartment - The Fortune Cookie 00:08
I picked up some stuff at your apartment
The Fortune Cookie
How much do you think my pelvis is worth - The Fortune Cookie 00:22
How much do you think my pelvis is worth
The Fortune Cookie
I'm considering suing the United Fruit Company - The Fortune Cookie 00:12
I'm considering suing the United Fruit Company
The Fortune Cookie
Thompson and Kincaid - The Fortune Cookie 00:07
Thompson and Kincaid
The Fortune Cookie
Could l have that cigarette - The Fortune Cookie 00:18
Could l have that cigarette
The Fortune Cookie
I wish you'd tell him to stay away from here - The Fortune Cookie 00:09
I wish you'd tell him to stay away from here
The Fortune Cookie
In return for a release from all future claims - The Fortune Cookie 00:22
In return for a release from all future claims
The Fortune Cookie
We know we're bugged - The Fortune Cookie 00:10
We know we're bugged
The Fortune Cookie
But they don't know  we  know - The Fortune Cookie 00:06
But they don't know we know
The Fortune Cookie
I can't wait to see that pretty puss again - The Fortune Cookie 00:16
I can't wait to see that pretty puss again
The Fortune Cookie
Can l ask you a question - The Fortune Cookie 00:16
Can l ask you a question
The Fortune Cookie
Put on a little weight - The Fortune Cookie 00:22
Put on a little weight
The Fortune Cookie
Low calorie yogurt - The Fortune Cookie 00:17
Low calorie yogurt
The Fortune Cookie
There'll be enough for everybody - The Fortune Cookie 00:15
There'll be enough for everybody
The Fortune Cookie
Anybody care for cocoa - The Fortune Cookie 00:08
Anybody care for cocoa
The Fortune Cookie
Everything's Coming up Roses    that's what l want to open with - The Fortune Cookie 00:25
Everything's Coming up Roses that's what l want to open...
The Fortune Cookie
I was comin out this store and there it was on the sidewalk - The Fortune Cookie 00:08
I was comin out this store and there it was on the sidewalk
The Fortune Cookie
Charlotte fixed Mother s room for you That s nice - The Fortune Cookie 00:09
Charlotte fixed Mother s room for you That s nice
The Fortune Cookie
Insurance companies have got so much money they ve run out of storage space - The Fortune Cookie 00:15
Insurance companies have got so much money they ve run out...
The Fortune Cookie
You know Harry l ve seen guys carry a torch before but you re the champ - The Fortune Cookie 00:15
You know Harry l ve seen guys carry a torch before but you...
The Fortune Cookie
Are you sure I don t wear this because l m a barber - The Fortune Cookie 00:11
Are you sure I don t wear this because l m a barber
The Fortune Cookie
Say how much do you think my pelvis is worth - The Fortune Cookie 00:24
Say how much do you think my pelvis is worth
The Fortune Cookie
What if I get an infection from this - The Fortune Cookie 00:17
What if I get an infection from this
The Fortune Cookie
Whatever happened to all those beautiful nurses you see on television - The Fortune Cookie 00:16
Whatever happened to all those beautiful nurses you see on...
The Fortune Cookie
I will Look l m not sayin l m any better than the next guy - The Fortune Cookie 00:27
I will Look l m not sayin l m any better than the next guy
The Fortune Cookie
You should bone up on negligence We ve seen the hospital report - The Fortune Cookie 00:11
You should bone up on negligence We ve seen the hospital...
The Fortune Cookie
Hello Mother Hi Charlotte My poor baby - The Fortune Cookie 00:19
Hello Mother Hi Charlotte My poor baby
The Fortune Cookie
We open the kid up and what do we find - The Fortune Cookie 00:18
We open the kid up and what do we find
The Fortune Cookie
I don t want that Would you take it away - The Fortune Cookie 00:43
I don t want that Would you take it away
The Fortune Cookie
Like what To speed up the action we ll goose em - The Fortune Cookie 00:08
Like what To speed up the action we ll goose em
The Fortune Cookie
The team fightin to stay up there and this has to happen - The Fortune Cookie 00:04
The team fightin to stay up there and this has to happen
The Fortune Cookie
So don t snow me I know it s a fraud I wish you wouldn t use words like that - The Fortune Cookie 00:10
So don t snow me I know it s a fraud I wish you wouldn t use...
The Fortune Cookie
That all the money from the insurance over and above medical expenses - The Fortune Cookie 00:12
That all the money from the insurance over and above medical...
Ensign Pulver
What the hell is happening - Ensign Pulver 00:13
What the hell is happening
Ensign Pulver
I don't want a crew of whining sissies with table manners - Ensign Pulver 00:25
I don't want a crew of whining sissies with table manners
Ensign Pulver
Scare the captain off this ship - Ensign Pulver 00:34
Scare the captain off this ship
Ensign Pulver
This wound although colorful is not serious - Ensign Pulver 00:25
This wound although colorful is not serious
A New Leaf
You're not by any chance related to the Boston Hitlers - A New Leaf 00:15
You're not by any chance related to the Boston Hitlers
A New Leaf
Did you hurt yourself - A New Leaf 00:07
Did you hurt yourself
A New Leaf
Don't let them out - A New Leaf 00:05
Don't let them out
A New Leaf
They say if you don't scratch - A New Leaf 00:13
They say if you don't scratch
A New Leaf
In the arm hole - A New Leaf 00:10
In the arm hole
A New Leaf
Is this some kind of a joke - A New Leaf 00:57
Is this some kind of a joke
A New Leaf
Tell me about yourself - A New Leaf 00:52
Tell me about yourself
A New Leaf
A woman of your stature has the right to expect every courtesy in any home she consents to visit - A New Leaf 00:23
A woman of your stature has the right to expect every...
A New Leaf
I was not going to suggest suicide - A New Leaf 02:50
I was not going to suggest suicide
A New Leaf
You're more to be scorned than pitied - A New Leaf 00:13
You're more to be scorned than pitied
A New Leaf
I have no mind as far as I can tell - A New Leaf 00:08
I have no mind as far as I can tell
A New Leaf
I think I have found - A New Leaf 00:10
I think I have found
A New Leaf
Do you think we ought to scrap our cars - A New Leaf 03:04
Do you think we ought to scrap our cars
A New Leaf
I'll always be able to depend on you - A New Leaf 00:18
I'll always be able to depend on you
A New Leaf
I took the liberty - A New Leaf 00:21
I took the liberty
A New Leaf
I forgot to check her before she went to school this morning - A New Leaf 00:51
I forgot to check her before she went to school this morning
A New Leaf
Did I say she was primitive - A New Leaf 00:33
Did I say she was primitive
A New Leaf
I'm so glad you found a nice suitable young lady - A New Leaf 00:21
I'm so glad you found a nice suitable young lady
A New Leaf
She's unscrewing my Montrazini - A New Leaf 00:07
She's unscrewing my Montrazini
A New Leaf
I would like to say a word - A New Leaf 03:30
I would like to say a word
A New Leaf
If you can't be immortal - A New Leaf 00:05
If you can't be immortal
A New Leaf
How do you know - A New Leaf 00:18
How do you know
A New Leaf
For the last time - A New Leaf 00:32
For the last time
A New Leaf
What frond is in your token - A New Leaf 00:06
What frond is in your token
A New Leaf
Where is your other arm - A New Leaf 00:25
Where is your other arm
A New Leaf
I'll make the dinner - A New Leaf 00:09
I'll make the dinner
A New Leaf
That's all right - A New Leaf 00:14
That's all right
A New Leaf
I'm sorry to be so much trouble - A New Leaf 00:26
I'm sorry to be so much trouble
A New Leaf
Get them out of the way before the end of the tax year - A New Leaf 00:13
Get them out of the way before the end of the tax year
A New Leaf
Damn it to hell - A New Leaf 00:08
Damn it to hell
A New Leaf
Where is your head hole - A New Leaf 00:31
Where is your head hole
A New Leaf
No Don't let them out - A New Leaf 00:04
No Don't let them out
A New Leaf
Did you hurt yourself No no - A New Leaf 00:07
Did you hurt yourself No no
A New Leaf
Henrietta is this some kind of joke - A New Leaf 00:32
Henrietta is this some kind of joke
A New Leaf
In fact the only difference between us is that I am a man and you are a woman - A New Leaf 00:08
In fact the only difference between us is that I am a man...
A New Leaf
They say that if you don't scratch it itches less - A New Leaf 00:09
They say that if you don't scratch it itches less
A New Leaf
Excuse me you're not by any chance related to the Boston Hitlers - A New Leaf 00:05
Excuse me you're not by any chance related to the Boston...
A New Leaf
Tell me about yourself Ms Lowell - A New Leaf 00:37
Tell me about yourself Ms Lowell
A New Leaf
A woman of your stature has a right to expect every courtesy in any home she consents to visit - A New Leaf 00:21
A woman of your stature has a right to expect every courtesy...
A New Leaf
I'll do it - A New Leaf 00:34
I'll do it
A New Leaf
I don't know I have no mind as far as I can tell - A New Leaf 00:05
I don't know I have no mind as far as I can tell
A New Leaf
I'll always be able to depend on you won't I - A New Leaf 00:09
I'll always be able to depend on you won't I
A New Leaf
Never have I seen one woman - A New Leaf 00:29
Never have I seen one woman
A New Leaf
No You had your head in the arm hole - A New Leaf 00:05
No You had your head in the arm hole
A New Leaf
I think I have found God help us Ms Right - A New Leaf 00:05
I think I have found God help us Ms Right
A New Leaf
Oh no I forgot to check her before she went to school this morning - A New Leaf 00:16
Oh no I forgot to check her before she went to school this...
A New Leaf
You're more to be scorned than pitied - A New Leaf 00:04
You're more to be scorned than pitied
A New Leaf
If you can't be immortal why bother - A New Leaf 00:04
If you can't be immortal why bother
A New Leaf
Oh I'm so glad you found a nice suitable young lady - A New Leaf 00:14
Oh I'm so glad you found a nice suitable young lady
A New Leaf
What frond is in your token Henry - A New Leaf 00:06
What frond is in your token Henry
A New Leaf
She er she's not engaged - A New Leaf 00:11
She er she's not engaged
A New Leaf
Harold Yes sir - A New Leaf 00:34
Harold Yes sir
A New Leaf
Oh no She's Harold she's unscrewing my Montrosini - A New Leaf 00:06
Oh no She's Harold she's unscrewing my Montrosini
A New Leaf
Henrietta for the last time I have no inclination to teach - A New Leaf 00:12
Henrietta for the last time I have no inclination to teach
A New Leaf
From now on dear I'll make the dinner - A New Leaf 00:09
From now on dear I'll make the dinner
A New Leaf
I would literally have nothing - A New Leaf 00:26
I would literally have nothing
A New Leaf
I'm sorry to be so much trouble to you - A New Leaf 00:07
I'm sorry to be so much trouble to you
A New Leaf
Might as well finish the accounts and get you - A New Leaf 00:07
Might as well finish the accounts and get you
A New Leaf
Henrietta where is your other arm - A New Leaf 00:23
Henrietta where is your other arm
A New Leaf
Henrietta Dammit to hell - A New Leaf 00:08
Henrietta Dammit to hell
A New Leaf
Where where is your head hole - A New Leaf 00:22
Where where is your head hole
A New Leaf
Good lines I mean for a frond - A New Leaf 00:04
Good lines I mean for a frond
A New Leaf
I'm sorry to be so much trouble to you - A New Leaf 00:14
I'm sorry to be so much trouble to you
Out to Sea
From the first moment I saw you on that ship - Out to Sea 00:14
From the first moment I saw you on that ship
Out to Sea
Why are you sterilizing your trousers I'm steaming them - Out to Sea 00:35
Why are you sterilizing your trousers I'm steaming them
Out to Sea
I've got my eye on you - Out to Sea 00:07
I've got my eye on you
The Survivors
And to you Wes is a god - The Survivors 00:17
And to you Wes is a god
The Survivors
And this is your life line - The Survivors 00:45
And this is your life line
The Survivors
Tell me things will work out - The Survivors 00:16
Tell me things will work out
The Survivors
You won't die - The Survivors 00:10
You won't die
The Survivors
Such lovely skin Her skin is only 16 years old - The Survivors 00:09
Such lovely skin Her skin is only 16 years old
Strangers When We Meet
You don't think much of women do you Felix - Strangers When We Meet 00:34
You don't think much of women do you Felix
Strangers When We Meet
Me I'm a respectable ex butcher my conscience is clear - Strangers When We Meet 00:36
Me I'm a respectable ex butcher my conscience is clear
Ride a Crooked Trail
What name she called you - Ride a Crooked Trail 00:23
What name she called you
Hopscotch
What do you intend to do with the rest of your life then - Hopscotch 00:12
What do you intend to do with the rest of your life then
Hopscotch
Hello Hello - Hopscotch 00:16
Hello Hello
The Indian Fighter
What does that mean - The Indian Fighter 00:13
What does that mean
Chaplin
Watch remember rejoice - Chaplin 00:10
Watch remember rejoice
Dennis the Menace
You have to be very brave to ride a tiger in your underwear - Dennis the Menace 00:09
You have to be very brave to ride a tiger in your underwear
Kotch
He kicked me - Kotch 01:01
He kicked me
Kotch
Do you like Alice in wonderland by Lewis carroll - Kotch 00:07
Do you like Alice in wonderland by Lewis carroll
Kotch
An inexperienced spermatozoan about 15 years old - Kotch 00:13
An inexperienced spermatozoan about 15 years old
Earthquake
Hey who do you have to know to get a drink around here - Earthquake 00:06
Hey who do you have to know to get a drink around here
The Bad News Bears
Those boys aren't rough You won't get hurt - The Bad News Bears 00:20
Those boys aren't rough You won't get hurt
The Bad News Bears
Listen lupus you didn't come into this life - The Bad News Bears 00:15
Listen lupus you didn't come into this life
The Bad News Bears
But this quitting thing - The Bad News Bears 00:17
But this quitting thing
The Bad News Bears
You're not supposed to have open liquor in the car - The Bad News Bears 00:19
You're not supposed to have open liquor in the car
The Bad News Bears
What the hell happened to you Tanner - The Bad News Bears 00:17
What the hell happened to you Tanner
The Bad News Bears
Come on fellas Rome wasn't built in a day - The Bad News Bears 00:12
Come on fellas Rome wasn't built in a day
The Bad News Bears
When we're through can we go swimming - The Bad News Bears 00:12
When we're through can we go swimming
The Bad News Bears
What if he tries something uh - The Bad News Bears 00:29
What if he tries something uh
The Bad News Bears
Your mother and I didn't get along too well Amanda - The Bad News Bears 00:23
Your mother and I didn't get along too well Amanda
The Bad News Bears
There's something I forgot to tell you guys it's a league rule - The Bad News Bears 00:32
There's something I forgot to tell you guys it's a league...
The Bad News Bears
Before I shave off half your mustache and shove it up your left nostril - The Bad News Bears 00:08
Before I shave off half your mustache and shove it up your...
The Bad News Bears
A busted bat and a long fly ball - The Bad News Bears 00:16
A busted bat and a long fly ball
The Bad News Bears
You want to quit Tanner - The Bad News Bears 00:10
You want to quit Tanner
The Bad News Bears
If you were so great - The Bad News Bears 00:14
If you were so great
The Bad News Bears
Hey Ahmad - The Bad News Bears 00:10
Hey Ahmad
The Bad News Bears
First base Second base - The Bad News Bears 00:06
First base Second base
The Bad News Bears
Jumpin' catfish - The Bad News Bears 00:33
Jumpin' catfish
The Bad News Bears
And the rest of you what's the matter with you - The Bad News Bears 01:03
And the rest of you what's the matter with you
The Bad News Bears
Hey buttermaker maybe next spring you'll teach me to hit - The Bad News Bears 00:11
Hey buttermaker maybe next spring you'll teach me to hit
The Bad News Bears
There's nothing easy about those fly balls Ahmad - The Bad News Bears 00:23
There's nothing easy about those fly balls Ahmad
The Bad News Bears
All right look alive Let's get one - The Bad News Bears 00:28
All right look alive Let's get one
The Bad News Bears
Announcer Carl paranski number six - The Bad News Bears 00:13
Announcer Carl paranski number six
The Bad News Bears
All I know is when we win a game it's a team win - The Bad News Bears 00:12
All I know is when we win a game it's a team win
The Bad News Bears
Hey can't you hold off of that until after practice - The Bad News Bears 00:11
Hey can't you hold off of that until after practice
The Bad News Bears
You're not supposed to have open liquor in the car - The Bad News Bears 00:19
You're not supposed to have open liquor in the car
The Bad News Bears
Now guys somebody's gonna pay for this windshield - The Bad News Bears 00:13
Now guys somebody's gonna pay for this windshield
The Bad News Bears
There's chocolate all over this ball - The Bad News Bears 00:15
There's chocolate all over this ball
The Bad News Bears
Twelve ballet lessons - The Bad News Bears 00:32
Twelve ballet lessons
The Bad News Bears
Probably lost on purpose - The Bad News Bears 00:13
Probably lost on purpose
The Bad News Bears
Look Amanda you're a terrific kid - The Bad News Bears 00:17
Look Amanda you're a terrific kid
The Bad News Bears
Hey pus head Are you crazy - The Bad News Bears 00:14
Hey pus head Are you crazy
The Bad News Bears
The first inside pitch you get lean into it and let it hit you - The Bad News Bears 00:12
The first inside pitch you get lean into it and let it hit...
Pirates
Soiled your linen did you - Pirates 01:15
Soiled your linen did you
Pirates
You son of a double dyed whore from the reeking gutters o' Rotterdam - Pirates 00:09
You son of a double dyed whore from the reeking gutters o'...
I Q
Are you thinking what l am thinking - I Q 00:13
Are you thinking what l am thinking
I Q
You're Albert Einstein - I Q 00:17
You're Albert Einstein
I Q
Oh Catherine's my niece - I Q 00:17
Oh Catherine's my niece
I Q
He's a mechanic - I Q 00:11
He's a mechanic
I Q
This is a color - I Q 00:07
This is a color
I Q
Lf you had a nickel for every nickel he has - I Q 00:10
Lf you had a nickel for every nickel he has
I Q
Uncle Albert - I Q 00:08
Uncle Albert
I Q
God does not play dice with the universe - I Q 00:13
God does not play dice with the universe
I Q
You're not changing anything are you - I Q 00:10
You're not changing anything are you
The Odd Couple II
So now tell me one more time - The Odd Couple II 00:52
So now tell me one more time
The Odd Couple II
How long was I asleep - The Odd Couple II 00:07
How long was I asleep
The Odd Couple II
Where is my suitcase Yeah Your suitcase In the trunk - The Odd Couple II 00:19
Where is my suitcase Yeah Your suitcase In the trunk
The Odd Couple II
What do you mean What do the directions say - The Odd Couple II 00:29
What do you mean What do the directions say
The Odd Couple II
I don't get around much Anymore - The Odd Couple II 00:21
I don't get around much Anymore
The Odd Couple II
Why don't we ask Budget to deliver it - The Odd Couple II 00:15
Why don't we ask Budget to deliver it
The Odd Couple II
We need to have a plan - The Odd Couple II 00:12
We need to have a plan
The Odd Couple II
And why did you take his toupee - The Odd Couple II 00:38
And why did you take his toupee
The Odd Couple II
I hope you don't think I'm meddling - The Odd Couple II 01:09
I hope you don't think I'm meddling
The Odd Couple II
Of all the fights we've had of all those petty arguments - The Odd Couple II 00:40
Of all the fights we've had of all those petty arguments
The Odd Couple II
They probably got poisonous spiders out here too - The Odd Couple II 00:11
They probably got poisonous spiders out here too
The Odd Couple II
San Diego San Jos San Quentin - The Odd Couple II 00:22
San Diego San Jos San Quentin
The Odd Couple II
Los Pintos Las Brisas Los Pecos Sound familiar - The Odd Couple II 00:27
Los Pintos Las Brisas Los Pecos Sound familiar
The Odd Couple II
Make out a timetable when you're going to eat pee - The Odd Couple II 00:20
Make out a timetable when you're going to eat pee
The Odd Couple II
You see anything yet - The Odd Couple II 01:03
You see anything yet
The Odd Couple II
What the hell was that - The Odd Couple II 00:21
What the hell was that
The Odd Couple II
It took us two hours to get here - The Odd Couple II 00:24
It took us two hours to get here
The Odd Couple II
I'm having a dinner party Friday night - The Odd Couple II 00:20
I'm having a dinner party Friday night
The Odd Couple II
How do you know which ones to take - The Odd Couple II 00:08
How do you know which ones to take
The Odd Couple II
Oscar If I didn't know better - The Odd Couple II 00:24
Oscar If I didn't know better
The Odd Couple II
The wick is almost out Felix - The Odd Couple II 00:26
The wick is almost out Felix
The Odd Couple II
I really love her Sure you love her now - The Odd Couple II 00:42
I really love her Sure you love her now
The Odd Couple II
I have this low sugar condition I have to eat every four hours - The Odd Couple II 00:15
I have this low sugar condition I have to eat every four...
The Odd Couple II
Hey watch what you say about my son - The Odd Couple II 00:15
Hey watch what you say about my son
The Odd Couple II
Tell me when it hurts That hurts - The Odd Couple II 00:21
Tell me when it hurts That hurts
The Odd Couple II
What freeway are we supposed to be on - The Odd Couple II 00:19
What freeway are we supposed to be on
The Odd Couple II
Don't you take them with water - The Odd Couple II 00:17
Don't you take them with water
The Odd Couple II
Listen instead of complaining why don't you look for a phone - The Odd Couple II 00:17
Listen instead of complaining why don't you look for a phone
The Odd Couple II
No chance of you moving out here - The Odd Couple II 00:12
No chance of you moving out here
The Odd Couple II
I think I know where we are Oh you do huh Where - The Odd Couple II 00:08
I think I know where we are Oh you do huh Where
The Odd Couple II
So the man is dead and you have his wallet - The Odd Couple II 00:29
So the man is dead and you have his wallet
The Odd Couple II
What does that make three divorces now - The Odd Couple II 00:23
What does that make three divorces now
The Odd Couple II
What's the matter Don't you look at a good ass anymore - The Odd Couple II 00:08
What's the matter Don't you look at a good ass anymore
The Odd Couple II
Just like my third husband he should rest in peace - The Odd Couple II 00:08
Just like my third husband he should rest in peace
The Odd Couple II
Felix I haven't seen you in how long Eight nine years - The Odd Couple II 00:29
Felix I haven't seen you in how long Eight nine years
The Odd Couple II
We've always had bad chemistry Felix - The Odd Couple II 00:08
We've always had bad chemistry Felix
The Odd Couple II
Didn't you fix that yet - The Odd Couple II 00:04
Didn't you fix that yet
The Odd Couple II
Look at these shorts I look like I could be - The Odd Couple II 00:14
Look at these shorts I look like I could be
The Odd Couple II
What are two wide awake girls going to do - The Odd Couple II 00:11
What are two wide awake girls going to do
The Odd Couple II
Blanche will you please stop pointing your finger at me - The Odd Couple II 00:09
Blanche will you please stop pointing your finger at me
The Odd Couple II
Nothing has changed Felix I'm still a pig - The Odd Couple II 00:06
Nothing has changed Felix I'm still a pig
The Odd Couple II
If we go down you go down with us - The Odd Couple II 00:07
If we go down you go down with us
The Odd Couple II
Yeah Maybe we could stop - The Odd Couple II 00:14
Yeah Maybe we could stop
The Odd Couple II
We haven't even said hello and I've got a broken leg - The Odd Couple II 00:15
We haven't even said hello and I've got a broken leg
The Odd Couple II
Okay You want to talk talk - The Odd Couple II 00:11
Okay You want to talk talk
The Odd Couple II
He just missed someone in the crowd - The Odd Couple II 00:07
He just missed someone in the crowd
The Odd Couple II
You just need to help me to figure out a reason - The Odd Couple II 00:17
You just need to help me to figure out a reason
The Odd Couple II
So the man is dead and you have his wallet - The Odd Couple II 00:17
So the man is dead and you have his wallet
The Odd Couple II
You know I hate mess and I hate disorder - The Odd Couple II 00:14
You know I hate mess and I hate disorder
The Odd Couple II
Yeah For a minute I thought I saw Omar Sharif on a camel - The Odd Couple II 00:08
Yeah For a minute I thought I saw Omar Sharif on a camel
The Odd Couple II
We seem to have a lot in common don't we Felix - The Odd Couple II 00:18
We seem to have a lot in common don't we Felix
The Odd Couple II
Oh another thing I'm not going back to New York - The Odd Couple II 00:12
Oh another thing I'm not going back to New York
The Odd Couple II
If anyone gets tough just show him your underwear - The Odd Couple II 00:06
If anyone gets tough just show him your underwear
The Odd Couple II
She's whose daughter - The Odd Couple II 00:04
She's whose daughter
The Odd Couple II
You know what the odds are - The Odd Couple II 00:22
You know what the odds are
The Odd Couple II
Whoever it is I'll pay on Thursday - The Odd Couple II 00:10
Whoever it is I'll pay on Thursday
The Odd Couple II
Listen Brucey - The Odd Couple II 00:56
Listen Brucey
The Odd Couple II
Oh Why don't you sit on a magazine I can't see you - The Odd Couple II 00:06
Oh Why don't you sit on a magazine I can't see you
The Odd Couple II
Get your nose off my nose - The Odd Couple II 00:07
Get your nose off my nose
The Odd Couple II
Huh Felix tomorrow night - The Odd Couple II 00:11
Huh Felix tomorrow night
The Odd Couple II
Foot feeling any better - The Odd Couple II 00:09
Foot feeling any better
The Couch Trip
Hope they got cable - The Couch Trip 00:07
Hope they got cable
The Couch Trip
No thank you - The Couch Trip 00:13
No thank you
The Couch Trip
I have been from the moment we met at the airport - The Couch Trip 00:10
I have been from the moment we met at the airport
The Couch Trip
If anyone wants a doughnut without jelly they're ready - The Couch Trip 00:05
If anyone wants a doughnut without jelly they're ready
The Couch Trip
He cares That's the secret It's in his voice - The Couch Trip 00:11
He cares That's the secret It's in his voice
California Suite
Do you know who that is Yes it's our hooker - California Suite 00:07
Do you know who that is Yes it's our hooker
California Suite
Is that what you said Hunt bear - California Suite 00:09
Is that what you said Hunt bear
California Suite
That is redundant you a h - California Suite 00:09
That is redundant you a h
California Suite
You you got so bald How did you get so bald - California Suite 00:11
You you got so bald How did you get so bald
California Suite
I've never seen you so sex crazed in the morning - California Suite 00:07
I've never seen you so sex crazed in the morning
California Suite
Look at that beauty Mmm - California Suite 00:11
Look at that beauty Mmm
California Suite
How come you're so preoccupied with sex sex sex - California Suite 00:15
How come you're so preoccupied with sex sex sex
California Suite
Open your lips you crazy broad - California Suite 00:05
Open your lips you crazy broad
California Suite
I've missed you - California Suite 00:21
I've missed you
California Suite
My god I've never seen you look so pretty - California Suite 00:20
My god I've never seen you look so pretty
California Suite
You know what my guess is - California Suite 00:15
You know what my guess is
California Suite
Millie I'll never do anything again to hurt you - California Suite 00:14
Millie I'll never do anything again to hurt you
The Front Page
That's it - The Front Page 00:17
That's it
The Front Page
Tell Hildy I wish him all the luck in the world and I mean it - The Front Page 00:07
Tell Hildy I wish him all the luck in the world and I mean...
The Front Page
Get your head back in there you goddamn turtle - The Front Page 00:05
Get your head back in there you goddamn turtle
The Front Page
Goodbye Duffy Watch the diabetes - The Front Page 00:45
Goodbye Duffy Watch the diabetes
First Monday in October
She wants me to disqualify myself - First Monday in October 00:15
She wants me to disqualify myself
First Monday in October
I just wanted to be the first man in recorded history - First Monday in October 00:04
I just wanted to be the first man in recorded history
First Monday in October
Telephone has no constitutional right to be answered - First Monday in October 00:06
Telephone has no constitutional right to be answered
First Monday in October
Would you like to take any calls sir - First Monday in October 00:17
Would you like to take any calls sir
First Monday in October
Should we smile a little - First Monday in October 00:07
Should we smile a little
First Monday in October
You're not bothering me You're interrupting me but you're not bothering me - First Monday in October 00:05
You're not bothering me You're interrupting me but you're...
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I don't care how you seat 'em Try chairs - First Monday in October 00:04
I don't care how you seat 'em Try chairs
First Monday in October
To you it's a mess To me it's a wilderness of free association - First Monday in October 00:20
To you it's a mess To me it's a wilderness of free...
First Monday in October
I never try to second guess a president - First Monday in October 00:11
I never try to second guess a president