Clips with Walter Matthau

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Cactus Flower Hup out No this is different darling - Cactus Flower 00:15
Hup out No this is different darling
Cactus Flower I thought maybe you'd like to come out and have a drink with me - Cactus Flower 00:37
I thought maybe you'd like to come out and have a drink...
Cactus Flower I was married when I was very young but it didn't work out - Cactus Flower 00:09
I was married when I was very young but it didn't work...
Cactus Flower I never expected - Cactus Flower 00:20
I never expected
Cactus Flower I'm the first decent man she's ever met - Cactus Flower 00:09
I'm the first decent man she's ever met
Cactus Flower But to get out of this one my happiness lies in your two hands - Cactus Flower 00:08
But to get out of this one my happiness lies in your two...
Cactus Flower Well it's not what she said it's what she didn't say - Cactus Flower 00:07
Well it's not what she said it's what she...
Cactus Flower Will you give Tarzan here his electric razor - Cactus Flower 00:05
Will you give Tarzan here his electric razor
Cactus Flower She mentioned those chicken and egg salad sandwiches - Cactus Flower 00:20
She mentioned those chicken and egg salad sandwiches
Cactus Flower You're getting as prickly as your damn cactus - Cactus Flower 00:04
You're getting as prickly as your damn cactus
Cactus Flower What about Se or Sanchez - Cactus Flower 00:08
What about Se or Sanchez
Cactus Flower It's strange to see you in a nightclub - Cactus Flower 00:08
It's strange to see you in a nightclub
Cactus Flower And did you get a load of that girl - Cactus Flower 00:10
And did you get a load of that girl
Cactus Flower If I hear you've been bothering Stephanie I'll knock all your teeth out - Cactus Flower 00:09
If I hear you've been bothering Stephanie I'll...
Cactus Flower You completely de feminize yourself - Cactus Flower 00:10
You completely de feminize yourself
Cactus Flower Let me try to help you - Cactus Flower 00:37
Let me try to help you
Cactus Flower It's all right if you like Horowitz - Cactus Flower 00:05
It's all right if you like Horowitz
Cactus Flower Talking to that awful man - Cactus Flower 00:09
Talking to that awful man
Cactus Flower I'm having a rough time - Cactus Flower 00:15
I'm having a rough time
Cactus Flower Did you see that He just kissed her on the neck - Cactus Flower 00:22
Did you see that He just kissed her on the neck
Cactus Flower Good evening Doctor Good evening patient - Cactus Flower 00:06
Good evening Doctor Good evening patient
Cactus Flower You're certainly blossoming out - Cactus Flower 00:11
You're certainly blossoming out
Cactus Flower They've lost me You go dance with her - Cactus Flower 00:07
They've lost me You go dance with her
Cactus Flower Everything you told me about your wife was true - Cactus Flower 00:10
Everything you told me about your wife was true
Cactus Flower It's grotesque a woman your age throwing yourself at a kid - Cactus Flower 00:17
It's grotesque a woman your age throwing yourself at a...
Cactus Flower Where were you all night - Cactus Flower 00:07
Where were you all night
Cactus Flower Did you ever have a gin and tonic made with tequila - Cactus Flower 00:26
Did you ever have a gin and tonic made with tequila
Cactus Flower You know what I've done - Cactus Flower 00:13
You know what I've done
Cactus Flower I had to lie on something - Cactus Flower 00:09
I had to lie on something
Cactus Flower It's just not practical to keep one in the city - Cactus Flower 00:08
It's just not practical to keep one in the city
Cactus Flower I went to the police station - Cactus Flower 00:22
I went to the police station
Cactus Flower My cactus It's blooming Never mind that - Cactus Flower 00:07
My cactus It's blooming Never mind that
Cactus Flower You mean you spent the night with that hippie - Cactus Flower 00:12
You mean you spent the night with that hippie
Cactus Flower There's no such thing as a friendly kiss on the neck - Cactus Flower 00:04
There's no such thing as a friendly kiss on the neck
Cactus Flower Why don't you come out and ask me if I went to bed with him - Cactus Flower 00:08
Why don't you come out and ask me if I went to bed with...
Cactus Flower What happened out there on my mink stole - Cactus Flower 00:06
What happened out there on my mink stole
Cactus Flower You want to play rough - Cactus Flower 00:08
You want to play rough
Cactus Flower You'll still have your wife and me - Cactus Flower 00:09
You'll still have your wife and me
Cactus Flower Stephanie Doctor - Cactus Flower 00:26
Stephanie Doctor
Cactus Flower There we are - Cactus Flower 00:09
There we are
Kotch Do you like Alice in wonderland by Lewis carroll - Kotch 00:07
Do you like Alice in wonderland by Lewis carroll
Kotch An inexperienced spermatozoan about 15 years old - Kotch 00:13
An inexperienced spermatozoan about 15 years old
Kotch He kicked me - Kotch 01:01
He kicked me
A New Leaf I'll do it - A New Leaf 00:34
I'll do it
A New Leaf No Don't let them out - A New Leaf 00:04
No Don't let them out
A New Leaf Excuse me you're not by any chance related to the Boston Hitlers - A New Leaf 00:05
Excuse me you're not by any chance related to the...
A New Leaf She er she's not engaged - A New Leaf 00:11
She er she's not engaged
A New Leaf Henrietta is this some kind of joke - A New Leaf 00:32
Henrietta is this some kind of joke
A New Leaf You're more to be scorned than pitied - A New Leaf 00:04
You're more to be scorned than pitied
A New Leaf A woman of your stature has a right to expect every courtesy in any home she consents to visit - A New Leaf 00:21
A woman of your stature has a right to expect every courtesy...
A New Leaf Tell me about yourself Ms Lowell - A New Leaf 00:37
Tell me about yourself Ms Lowell
A New Leaf If you can't be immortal why bother - A New Leaf 00:04
If you can't be immortal why bother
A New Leaf I think I have found God help us Ms Right - A New Leaf 00:05
I think I have found God help us Ms Right
A New Leaf Oh I'm so glad you found a nice suitable young lady - A New Leaf 00:14
Oh I'm so glad you found a nice suitable young lady
A New Leaf In fact the only difference between us is that I am a man and you are a woman - A New Leaf 00:08
In fact the only difference between us is that I am a man...
A New Leaf Did you hurt yourself No no - A New Leaf 00:07
Did you hurt yourself No no
A New Leaf I would literally have nothing - A New Leaf 00:26
I would literally have nothing
A New Leaf Never have I seen one woman - A New Leaf 00:29
Never have I seen one woman
A New Leaf Oh no She's Harold she's unscrewing my Montrosini - A New Leaf 00:06
Oh no She's Harold she's unscrewing my Montrosini
A New Leaf Henrietta where is your other arm - A New Leaf 00:23
Henrietta where is your other arm
A New Leaf Where where is your head hole - A New Leaf 00:22
Where where is your head hole
A New Leaf I'm sorry to be so much trouble to you - A New Leaf 00:14
I'm sorry to be so much trouble to you
A New Leaf I'm sorry to be so much trouble to you - A New Leaf 00:07
I'm sorry to be so much trouble to you
A New Leaf Harold Yes sir - A New Leaf 00:34
Harold Yes sir
A New Leaf Henrietta for the last time I have no inclination to teach - A New Leaf 00:12
Henrietta for the last time I have no inclination to teach
A New Leaf Might as well finish the accounts and get you - A New Leaf 00:07
Might as well finish the accounts and get you
A New Leaf Oh no I forgot to check her before she went to school this morning - A New Leaf 00:16
Oh no I forgot to check her before she went to school this...
A New Leaf What frond is in your token Henry - A New Leaf 00:06
What frond is in your token Henry
A New Leaf Good lines I mean for a frond - A New Leaf 00:04
Good lines I mean for a frond
A New Leaf They say that if you don't scratch it itches less - A New Leaf 00:09
They say that if you don't scratch it itches less