Clips with Wanda Sykes

Nutty Professor II: The Klumps Is this supposed to be that hard Yeah let it set a while - Nutty Professor II: The Klumps 00:36
Is this supposed to be that hard Yeah let it set a while
Nutty Professor II: The Klumps The other day I got out the shower - Nutty Professor II: The Klumps 00:27
The other day I got out the shower
Nutty Professor II: The Klumps Clesius have you ever heard the expression mercy hump Say what - Nutty Professor II: The Klumps 00:46
Clesius have you ever heard the expression mercy hump Say...
Down to Earth Are you happy - Down to Earth 00:06
Are you happy
Down to Earth Did you know your coat's bleeding Mind your business - Down to Earth 00:06
Did you know your coat's bleeding Mind your business
Down to Earth You okay Sontee I'm okay You okay - Down to Earth 00:10
You okay Sontee I'm okay You okay
Pootie Tang Look at him - Pootie Tang 00:24
Look at him
Over the Hedge Come on everybody wake up Don't make me come in thereY'all better listen I've been holding something in all winterand I'm about to let it outThank you Stella Oh I can clear a room VerneThat much I can do - Over the Hedge 00:18
Come on everybody wake up Don't make me come in...
Over the Hedge Alright Steve you brought this on yourself - Over the Hedge 00:05
Alright Steve you brought this on yourself
Over the Hedge What will we do for foodI don't know But here's what I do knowWe will be fine as long as no one goes over Steve againIt's called a hedgeAnd it is not to be feared my amphibious friendIt is the gateway to the good lifeI'm a reptile actually but you know - Over the Hedge 02:41
What will we do for foodI don't know But here's...
Over the Hedge So we're supposed to go hungry because your butt's vibrating - Over the Hedge 00:05
So we're supposed to go hungry because your butt's...
Over the Hedge Traps are set here here here here here and hereBig one hereMaybe a few over here Sheesh is that allNo there's a bunch of red lights all over here you ok Verne looking a little faintI blacked out for a second there but I get the idea There's lights traps I - Over the Hedge 00:39
Traps are set here here here here here and hereBig one...
Over the Hedge This place is like a fortress walls so high doors impenetrableHow do we get in The collar is the keyLiterally the collar is like a key that opens the doorand what you think he's just gonna hand over his collar to you Not to me my femme fatale to youHer - Over the Hedge 00:32
This place is like a fortress walls so high doors...
Over the Hedge Ya I know shoo go get away from here My owner those not give scrapsCommon strays Alright you asked for itGee that's a nice collar you got on Mind if I have a lookNo come no closer I must not be so near a creature of the outdoor woodsAway with your filth - Over the Hedge 01:18
Ya I know shoo go get away from here My owner those not give...
Over the Hedge I got makeup on my butt - Over the Hedge 00:06
I got makeup on my butt
Over the Hedge And you don't even wanna know about the cork - Over the Hedge 00:05
And you don't even wanna know about the cork
Over the Hedge So you got a name Yes it's a persian name of cos I am persianI was born Prince Tigerias Mammoeth Shabbas Ooh that's a mouthful Can I just call you Tiger - Over the Hedge 00:15
So you got a name Yes it's a persian name of cos I am...
Over the Hedge This face was bred for Beauty - Over the Hedge 00:20
This face was bred for Beauty
Over the Hedge I'm gonna gas you so hard your grandchildren will stink - Over the Hedge 00:05
I'm gonna gas you so hard your grandchildren will stink
Monster in Law Do you ever read a newspaper - Monster in Law 01:59
Do you ever read a newspaper
Monster in Law You're bringing a girl home - Monster in Law 00:10
You're bringing a girl home
Monster in Law I've missed you so much - Monster in Law 00:24
I've missed you so much
Monster in Law You wanna take this outside - Monster in Law 00:04
You wanna take this outside
Monster in Law You look like a damn cockatoo - Monster in Law 00:06
You look like a damn cockatoo
Monster in Law Gonna need something stronger than this - Monster in Law 00:04
Gonna need something stronger than this
Monster in Law What if I drive her crazy - Monster in Law 00:14
What if I drive her crazy
Monster in Law I don't blame her - Monster in Law 00:07
I don't blame her
Monster in Law That little bitch - Monster in Law 00:59
That little bitch
Monster in Law What's wrong with you - Monster in Law 00:13
What's wrong with you
Monster in Law Sick of your shit - Monster in Law 00:24
Sick of your shit
Monster in Law Her face will blow up like a Macy's Day balloon - Monster in Law 00:07
Her face will blow up like a Macy's Day balloon
Monster in Law I think you dislocated my vagina - Monster in Law 00:04
I think you dislocated my vagina
Monster in Law Where's your bridesmaid dress - Monster in Law 00:11
Where's your bridesmaid dress
Monster in Law I cannot believe she compared me to Gertrude - Monster in Law 01:06
I cannot believe she compared me to Gertrude
Monster in Law Are you gonna keep me away - Monster in Law 00:25
Are you gonna keep me away
Monster in Law And take off that damn dress - Monster in Law 00:11
And take off that damn dress
Evan Almighty I'll tell you one thing these birds had a nice big meal before they flew in here - Evan Almighty 00:09
I'll tell you one thing these birds had a nice big meal...
Evan Almighty Oh my God - Evan Almighty 00:13
Oh my God
Evan Almighty Evan what happened - Evan Almighty 00:15
Evan what happened
Evan Almighty If that comes out your front - Evan Almighty 00:06
If that comes out your front
Barnyard He knows too much We gotta take care of him - Barnyard 00:35
He knows too much We gotta take care of him
Clerks II Did he say 'cock stain' - Clerks II 00:38
Did he say 'cock stain'
Clerks II Where the fuck did you guys go - Clerks II 00:45
Where the fuck did you guys go
Clerks II Remember you saved - Clerks II 00:07
Remember you saved
Clerks II I'm not eating something that - Clerks II 00:10
I'm not eating something that
My Super Ex Girlfriend You were staring at her butt He was - My Super Ex Girlfriend 00:05
You were staring at her butt He was
My Super Ex Girlfriend Do you hear something No - My Super Ex Girlfriend 00:09
Do you hear something No
Ice Age: Continental Drift Yeh you don't scare me mother nature there's nothing you can throw at me that I can't handleWhoohoo I think we're almost there We better be I've just lost the steeringHas anyone seen Precious it's her feeding time Mum Granny's talking about her dead pet - Ice Age: Continental Drift 01:31
Yeh you don't scare me mother nature there's...
Ice Age: Continental Drift I never thought I'd see my little baby againWe've been searching everywhere for youYou haveI knew it I knew it Deep down I knew I wasn't abandonedThat's incorrect We totally abandoned youBut we always missed you RightYeah yeah yeahAnd we just knew Sid - Ice Age: Continental Drift 00:31
I never thought I'd see my little baby againWe've...
Ice Age: Continental Drift Mum dad do you have Granny's teeth she can't find'emHey can you chew this thing for meGuys where is everyone I'll handle thisSid your family was wiped out by an asteroid sorryWhat Ahem what Diego is trying to say is they leftThey only wanted to find you - Ice Age: Continental Drift 00:56
Mum dad do you have Granny's teeth she can't...
Ice Age: Continental Drift I can't believe this You slept through that stormI slept through the comet that killed the unicorns - Ice Age: Continental Drift 00:09
I can't believe this You slept through that stormI...
Ice Age: Continental Drift Thanks for drawin' my bath Sidney Granny grab my pawNo way this is my first bath in decadesThere's your proofQuick somebody do somethingI got you Granny Get off'a meGrannyWhat are you peepin' toms all lookin' at Lady can't take a bath in peaceI'll wallop - Ice Age: Continental Drift 00:43
Thanks for drawin' my bath Sidney Granny grab my pawNo...
Ice Age: Continental Drift Two sloths a mammoth and a sabre You guys are like the start of a bad jokeAnd we saved you that makes you the punchline kittyDon't call me kitty Ok I won'tkittyIf they kiss I'm gonna puke What Wait no - Ice Age: Continental Drift 00:21
Two sloths a mammoth and a sabre You guys are like the start...
Ice Age: Continental Drift Mission accomplished GrannyWho says old ladies can't drive - Ice Age: Continental Drift 00:07
Mission accomplished GrannyWho says old ladies can't...
UglyDolls So are you really here just to train for the Big World - UglyDolls 01:07
So are you really here just to train for the Big World
Snatched Remember never have more drinks than you have tits - Snatched 00:06
Remember never have more drinks than you have tits
Snatched You should know that Barb spent her life in special ops - Snatched 00:19
You should know that Barb spent her life in special ops
Ice Age: Collision Course You look nothing like your profile picture - Ice Age: Collision Course 00:06
You look nothing like your profile picture
Ice Age: Collision Course I suppose this is all part of your magic show for me - Ice Age: Collision Course 00:05
I suppose this is all part of your magic show for me
Ice Age: Collision Course That plan is so dumbI wish it had a face so I could smack it - Ice Age: Collision Course 00:06
That plan is so dumbI wish it had a face so I could smack it
Ice Age: Collision Course Hurry GrannyDon't you hurry meI've been struck by lightning more timesAhh Grannythan you've had hot breakfasts - Ice Age: Collision Course 00:11
Hurry GrannyDon't you hurry meI've been struck by...
Ice Age: Collision Course Folks I'm outta cake but I got salamiFaster fasterI'mouttacakebutIgotsalami - Ice Age: Collision Course 00:07
Folks I'm outta cake but I got salamiFaster...
Bad Moms Remember when I said that all marriages are savable - Bad Moms 00:28
Remember when I said that all marriages are savable
Hurricane Bianca: From Russia... I smashed a cockroach up against the wall with my bare hands - Hurricane Bianca: From Russia with Hate 00:20
I smashed a cockroach up against the wall with my bare hands
Jexi I don't think we're going to be able to fix your phone - Jexi 00:15
I don't think we're going to be able to fix your...
Jexi Me and this phone - Jexi 00:22
Me and this phone