Will Ferrell Quotes & Movies

The Lego Movie poster

The Lego Movie Harold Crick

Stranger Than Fiction poster

Stranger Than Fiction Ron Burgundy

Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy poster

Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy Buddy

Elf poster

Elf President Business

The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part poster

The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part Mustafa

Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery poster

Austin Powers: International Man of... Brennan Huff

Step Brothers poster

Step Brothers Chazz Reinhold

Wedding Crashers poster

Wedding Crashers Frank

Old School poster

Old School Lars Erickssong

Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga poster

Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of... Steve Butabi

A Night at the Roxbury poster

A Night at the Roxbury Megamind

Megamind poster

Megamind Federal Wildlife Marshal Willenholly

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back poster

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back Hobie

Melinda and Melinda poster

Melinda and Melinda Allen Gamble

The Other Guys poster

The Other Guys Mustafa

Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me poster

Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me Ted - Man with the Yellow Hat

Curious George poster

Curious George Franz Liebkind

The Producers poster

The Producers Jack Wyatt

Bewitched poster

Bewitched Phil Weston

Kicking & Screaming poster

Kicking & Screaming Brad Whitaker

Daddy's Home poster

Daddy's Home Jacobim Mugatu

Zoolander 2 poster

Zoolander 2 Miami Restaurant Guy #4

Impractical Jokers: The Movie poster

Impractical Jokers: The Movie Bum

Drunk Parents poster

Drunk Parents Sherlock Holmes

Holmes & Watson poster

Holmes & Watson Ron Burgundy

Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues poster

Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues Will Ferrell

Between Two Ferns: The Movie poster

Between Two Ferns: The Movie Pete

Downhill poster

Downhill Rondell

Zeroville poster

Zeroville Ron Burgundy

Comedy Central Roast of Justin Bieber poster

Comedy Central Roast of Justin Bieber Robert Benson

A Deadly Adoption poster

A Deadly Adoption Cam Brady

The Campaign poster

The Campaign Armando

Casa de mi Padre poster

Casa de mi Padre Dr. Rick Marshall

Land of the Lost poster

Land of the Lost Ricky Bobby

Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby poster

Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky... Dave

The Wendell Baker Story poster

The Wendell Baker Story Mugatu

Zoolander poster

Zoolander Cubby

Drowning Mona poster

Drowning Mona Scott Johansen

The House poster

The House Lance DeLune

The Ladies Man poster

The Ladies Man Ron Burgundy

Wake Up, Ron Burgundy poster

Wake Up, Ron Burgundy Nick Halsey

Everything Must Go poster

Everything Must Go Jackie Moon

Semi Pro poster

Semi Pro Big Earl

Starsky & Hutch poster

Starsky & Hutch Mattress Salesman

The Internship poster

The Internship George W. Bush

You're Welcome America: A Final Night With George W Bush poster

You're Welcome America: A Final Night... Corbit

Winter Passing poster

Winter Passing James

Get Hard poster

Daddy's Home 2 poster

Daddy's Home 2 Michael, Brian's Boyfriend

Boat Trip poster

Boat Trip George W. Bush

537 Votes poster

537 Votes Damien Weebs

Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie poster

Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie Sky Corrigan

Superstar poster

Superstar Chazz Michael Michaels

Blades of Glory poster

Blades of Glory McDermott

The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard poster

The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard Donald Mahanahan

Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! poster

Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! Will Ferrell

SpongeBob SquarePants poster

SpongeBob SquarePants Geryon

Hercules poster

Hercules Marty Markowitz

The Shrink Next Door poster

The Shrink Next Door Coach Lucas

King of the Hill poster

King of the Hill Self

Last Week Tonight with John Oliver poster

Last Week Tonight with John Oliver Self

Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee poster

Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee Mattel CEO

Barbie poster

The Last Man on Earth poster

The Last Man on Earth Self

Man vs. Wild poster

Man vs. Wild Reggie

Strays poster

Strays Bob Woodward

Dick poster

You're Cordially Invited poster

You're Cordially Invited Self - Special Guest

SmartLess: On the Road poster

SmartLess: On the Road Self

Welcome to Wrexham poster

Welcome to Wrexham Robert Goulet

SNL50: The Anniversary Special poster

SNL50: The Anniversary Special Maxime

Despicable Me 4 poster

Despicable Me 4

Clips with Will Ferrell

You're Welcome America: A...

Then they said Gore's calling again - You're Welcome America: A Final Night With George W Bush

Then they said Gore's calling again

You're Welcome America: A...

Yes one time I did walk in on Dick Cheney - You're Welcome America: A Final Night With George W Bush

Yes one time I did walk in on Dick Cheney

You're Welcome America: A...

A mere eight months into my presidency on September 11th - You're Welcome America: A Final Night With George W Bush

A mere eight months into my presidency on September 11th

You're Welcome America: A...

I mean sure some things didn't go as planned - You're Welcome America: A Final Night With George W Bush

I mean sure some things didn't go as planned

You're Welcome America: A...

Hey do you remember when I finally got on the ground - You're Welcome America: A Final Night With George W Bush

Hey do you remember when I finally got on the ground

You're Welcome America: A...

The bottom line is - You're Welcome America: A Final Night With George W Bush

The bottom line is

You're Welcome America: A...

I just wanna say one last thing - You're Welcome America: A Final Night With George W Bush

I just wanna say one last thing

Stop humming that songI can hum if I want to No I know you canI'm asking you to stopWell if you're asking then I'll stop Thank youCould you not smile like thatNow you're asking me to mask my emotions because of how it makes you feelThat I will not - The Other Guys

Stop humming that songI can hum if I want to No I know you...

You know what I just didI just walked out that door saw a couple detectivesand I was about to start bad mouthing you behind your backbut I stopped myself because my pops taught methat a man who talks behind somebody's back is a cowardWow I actually - The Other Guys

You know what I just didI just walked out that door saw a...

No You don't have to No I don't like youI think you're a fake copThe sound of your piss hitting the urinal It sounds feminineIf we were in the wild I would attack youEven if you weren't in my food chain I would go out of my way to attack youIf I were a - The Other Guys

No You don't have to No I don't like youI think...

Some of the guys were talkingThey were like How come you've never fired your weapon in the office beforeGood pointI'm sorry I don't followYou've never fired your weapon in the officeWe all have you know It's called a desk popFellas look I know you don't - The Other Guys

Some of the guys were talkingThey were like How come...

Hey Terry I did it I did my first desk popIt's a real thing rightA desk pop YeahNo that's not realThey were so convincing in their argument they swung me - The Other Guys

Hey Terry I did it I did my first desk popIt's a real...

Hey Terry I did it I did my first desk pop - The Other Guys

Hey Terry I did it I did my first desk pop

And at age 11 I audited my parentsAnd believe me there were some discrepancies and I was grounded - The Other Guys

And at age 11 I audited my parentsAnd believe me there were...

Look at these two jamokes would you One shot Jeter and the other shot an officeHave some decorum We're at a funeralYou wanna dance brolioI will rock your body with big nasty hooks You'll be pissing blood out of your assThat's horribleWhy don't you step - The Other Guys

Look at these two jamokes would you One shot Jeter and the...

I didn't need you to stick up for me okay I could've handled that myselfHey don't flatter yourself It's the partner's code I had no choice - The Other Guys

I didn't need you to stick up for me okay I...

You're not gonna shoot me I won'tNo I shot JeterThat was an accident Was itNow move Okay - The Other Guys

You're not gonna shoot me I won'tNo I shot...

What the hell is thisIt's my car It's a PriusI feel like we're literally driving around in a vagina - The Other Guys

What the hell is thisIt's my car It's a PriusI...

You feel that Allen That tingling in your ballsBig metal butterflies fluttering around in your stomachAre you sure you don't have testicular cancerI got something to get you goingLet's go do some damageNopeWhat the hell is thatLRB Little River BandThis - The Other Guys

You feel that Allen That tingling in your ballsBig metal...

Did you yell America when you hit the acceleratorNope No NoI've never actually put my foot all the way downto the ground with the accelerator like thatIt got me slightly aroused - The Other Guys

Did you yell America when you hit the acceleratorNope No...

Way to put your stamp on the crime scene guysPrius huh Yep yepGood mileageOutstanding YeahDid this come with a dental damNo Get itMy Suburban shit one of these last nightI didn't know they put tampons on wheels - The Other Guys

Way to put your stamp on the crime scene guysPrius huh Yep...

You don't think I'm a real cop do youNo I don't I've said that directly to your face numerous timesI was really honest about that - The Other Guys

You don't think I'm a real cop do youNo I...

I think we've walked 30 blocks manI don't get why we can't just call the office and have a squad car come pick us upNo They took our shoes our guns and our carThere's no way that's going out on the radio - The Other Guys

I think we've walked 30 blocks manI don't get why...

Look if we're gonna do this together there's some issues we need to settle okayI mean you said I had a weak chin You said the way I pee is feminineHow do you think that makes me feelI mean that list you have you put a lot of thought in It's weirdI hear - The Other Guys

Look if we're gonna do this together there's some...

I'm gonna climb over that anger wall of yours - The Other Guys

I'm gonna climb over that anger wall of yours

There are three things I love in this worldKylie Minoguesmall dimples just above a woman's buttocksBeautiful featuresand the fear in a man's eye who knows I'm about to hurt him - The Other Guys

There are three things I love in this worldKylie...

Financial profiling That's crazy He broke the law and we arrested himThat wasn't a security team He said Don't let these people take meI mean when you hear hooves you think horses not zebrasWhat about donkeys or deerThey have hooves What about bovine - The Other Guys

Financial profiling That's crazy He broke the law and...

Okay so I put together a little bio complete with pictures of Mr David ErshonI used Adobe Premiere I like to do a little weekend editingI recently just cut three minutes out of GoodfellasDavid Ershon is currently the CEO of Ershon ConsortiumWho's that - The Other Guys

Okay so I put together a little bio complete with pictures...

Hi You must be TerryI'm sorry I've been hiding honey but this dinner was trickyWho are you I'm Dr Sheila Gamble his wifeCome on seriously Who is that His old ladySweetie it's a workstation Got itAnd you come in here dressed like a hobo it's distractingI - The Other Guys

Hi You must be TerryI'm sorry I've been hiding...

I don't get it man I just do not get itI mean that girl Christinith was seriously hotYour wife is crazy hotI mean even that Brazilian security chick she threw you a Do me vibeWhat is it with you and hot ladiesFirst off my wife is cute but she's not - The Other Guys

I don't get it man I just do not get itI mean that girl...

Nobody leaves our house without making love to my wifeIs that him YeahOh my God they came out of nowhereHoly shit They chased us 20 miles - The Other Guys

Nobody leaves our house without making love to my wifeIs...

I gave my love to ErinShe promised to be trueI went to war to come backAnd find five British soldiersHad their way with herIt was consensualDoneGretchel and Dawson Accounting Firm in Fair Lawn New Jerseyhas only one client David ErshonPretty rinky dink - The Other Guys

I gave my love to ErinShe promised to be trueI went to war...

Francine is this guy bothering youWho's this your new boyfriend Great You got a new boyfriendHe is my dance partner Terry OkayI know that this is a big surprisebut there are other things in the world besides being a cop OkayNow if you will excuse me I'm - The Other Guys

Francine is this guy bothering youWho's this your new...

Hey I didn't know you could danceWe used to do those dance moves to make fun of guys when we were kidsshow them how queer they were okayYou learned to dance like that sarcastically Yeah I guess - The Other Guys

Hey I didn't know you could danceWe used to do those...

These braised short ribs taste like a dog's asshole - The Other Guys

These braised short ribs taste like a dog's asshole

I can't hear I can't hearThere's blood blisters on my handsOh my GodHow do they walk away in movies without flinchingwhen it explodes behind themThere's no way I call bullshit on thatWhen they flew the Millennium Falcon outside of the Death Starand it was - The Other Guys

I can't hear I can't hearThere's blood...

I need an MRI - The Other Guys

I just wanna go somewhere and breastfeed right now - The Other Guys

I just wanna go somewhere and breastfeed right now

You lose that battle - The Other Guys

You lose that battle

Remember us hotshot Of course I do Please sitThere she blowsTwo of those Russian waters please No lime wedges just cucumberGuess where we just came from An explosion at your accounting officeYes that awful gas leakGas leak The only gas leak is the one - The Other Guys

Remember us hotshot Of course I do Please sitThere she...

How great is Jersey Boys It's not great It's fantasticYou totally undersold it The pageantry the costumesWow what a musical - The Other Guys

How great is Jersey Boys It's not great It's...

We're gonna do good cop bad cop OkayIt's the oldest game in the book for a reason it worksI come strong then you come inYou got it YeahI come strong then you come in Right Got itNow you listen to me you piece of shitIt's just you and me and I'm gonna rip - The Other Guys

We're gonna do good cop bad cop OkayIt's the...

Wait How many times did I explicitly say to you Lay off ErshonTerry Captain wants to knowhow many times has he asked us to lay off ErshonTwiceTwice Terry says twice I agree - The Other Guys

Wait How many times did I explicitly say to you Lay off...

Fellows I'm sure you're familiar with the venerable DA RadfordHe wanted to come down and pay us a visitHello gentlemenHello sir HeyYou know I was talking to Gene here He prefers CaptainYes I was talking to Gene here and you know it's funnyI don't know - The Other Guys

Fellows I'm sure you're familiar with the...

You know whatI'm gonna hang on to the wooden gunTo give me back my real gun No'Cause I'm gonna give you thisIt's a rape whistle You blow that if you run into any troubleand someone with an actual gun will come and help you out - The Other Guys

You know whatI'm gonna hang on to the wooden gunTo give...

One more thing do me a favour don't go chasing waterfallsWas that accidental or were you trying to quote TLC on purposeI don't even understand the referenceYou don't understand what you said I don't know what that is - The Other Guys

One more thing do me a favour don't go chasing...

Hey guysThere's a proxy vote for a big reinvestment of the pension coming upso if you just wanna come by the old Damn it BobLet me ask you somethingWhat do you even do around here besides interrupt peopleWell I serve as treasurer to the unionI make a - The Other Guys

Hey guysThere's a proxy vote for a big reinvestment of...

It's fine it's fine Go go - The Other Guys

It's fine it's fine Go go

Allen I'm pregnantWhose baby is thatWho's the man who did that to you Gator's bitches better be using jimmies - The Other Guys

Allen I'm pregnantWhose baby is thatWho's the man...

Who's the man who did that to you Gator's bitches better be using jimmies - The Other Guys

Who's the man who did that to you Gator's bitches...

Hey What are you doing hereCome here when I have lady troubles which means I come here about every night - The Other Guys

Hey What are you doing hereCome here when I have lady...

Hey are you Dirty Mike and the boysHow do you know who we are You left a note in that carPolice shithead He's a copper We gotta go Come onHey Goose it boys They're copsRub your dicks on the car as you're running awayYou turned my beautiful Prius into a - The Other Guys

Hey are you Dirty Mike and the boysHow do you know who we...

I think I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food - The Other Guys

I think I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food

This is all the evidence we have and I truly hope you take this seriouslyYes Very much soFrom everything I've heard I understandyou guys are the best at these types of investigationsOutside of Enron and AIGand Bernie MadoffWorldCom Bear Stearns Lehman - The Other Guys

This is all the evidence we have and I truly hope you take...

What are you doingWe just handed all of our evidence over to the bad guy's lawyerAre you a big man huhI'm talking to you WhatYou wake up in the morning you say I'm putting on my big boy pantsLook I'm wearing a beltI've got big boy pants on NoYou borrow a - The Other Guys

What are you doingWe just handed all of our evidence over to...

I'm so tired of you getting angry and yelling all the timeIt's exhaustingI feel like I'm partners with the HulkYou wanna know why I'm so angry all the time'Cause the more I try and do right the more I screw things up - The Other Guys

I'm so tired of you getting angry and yelling all the...

Mr Beaman Mr Don BeamanIt's Wesley I know Ershon's Wesley'sLook there's a lot to live for in this lifeA lot of great things like soda pop big fresh can of soda popThey do not careGive me this I know how to talk to himListen we all know you're a scumbag - The Other Guys

Mr Beaman Mr Don BeamanIt's Wesley I know Ershon's...

Wow Mauch was upset huhReallyThe only thing I had to be proud of in my life was being a detectiveThat was all I had Now it's goneI know I know You still got meDon't you get it I don't want you Allen okay I never didI told you that scaffolding violation - The Other Guys

Wow Mauch was upset huhReallyThe only thing I had to be...

Gator needs his gat you punk ass bitch - The Other Guys

Gator needs his gat you punk ass bitch

First off I missed youWhat's going on Did you hear what I saidFine I kind of missed you too Thank you - The Other Guys

First off I missed youWhat's going on Did you hear what...

Get in the car Come on Allen We both know it's woodenApartment pop Now get in the car You're not gonna shoot meOkay I'll be honest This is only the second time I've ever fired thisSo stop pointing it at me - The Other Guys

Get in the car Come on Allen We both know it's...

But there's one case one case in a career where you go all inThis is itAll right Then you do us proud'Cause I don't want no scrubsReally NoYou're not aware that's a TLC song I have no idea what you're talking aboutSecond time You said chasing - The Other Guys

But there's one case one case in a career where you go...

David ErshonYou're under arrest for fraud embezzlementand in connection to the murder of Don BeamanThis is a bad ideaHey guysBob What are you doing hereI'm investingDo you remember we talked about that proxy vote a while backThis is what it was for Holy - The Other Guys

David ErshonYou're under arrest for fraud...

I lost a bunch of money from some people and now they want it backWhat about Don BeamanBeaman knew that I had falsified my financialsso they sent down Wesley to try and keep him quietHe forced him at gunpoint to drink a bunch of ginand then forced him - The Other Guys

I lost a bunch of money from some people and now they want...

First things first I gotta go see SheilaNo way it's too dangerousLook Terry we don't know what's gonna happen to us tomorrowbut tonight I need to make things right with SheilaAll right go Go Be carefulThanks I willWill you say hi to Sheila for meOkay - The Other Guys

First things first I gotta go see SheilaNo way it's too...

Hello AllenHello Mama Ramos What are you doing out hereSheila said she doesn't know what happened and she wants you backShe also says Yesshe wants you on top of her holding her hairand riding her like a bucking broncowhile she sucks your thumb and says - The Other Guys

Hello AllenHello Mama Ramos What are you doing out...

I'm gonna break your hip - The Other Guys

I'm gonna break your hip

I'm about to do you grandpa style - The Other Guys

I'm about to do you grandpa style

Gator turns vans upside down like they're in a crazy washing machine - The Other Guys

Gator turns vans upside down like they're in a crazy...

Watch your head God your hair is softVO5 Hot Oil - The Other Guys

Watch your head God your hair is softVO5 Hot Oil