Will Ferrell Quotes & Movies

The Lego Movie poster

The Lego Movie Harold Crick

Stranger Than Fiction poster

Stranger Than Fiction Ron Burgundy

Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy poster

Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy Buddy

Elf poster

Elf President Business

The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part poster

The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part Mustafa

Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery poster

Austin Powers: International Man of... Brennan Huff

Step Brothers poster

Step Brothers Chazz Reinhold

Wedding Crashers poster

Wedding Crashers Frank

Old School poster

Old School Lars Erickssong

Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga poster

Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of... Steve Butabi

A Night at the Roxbury poster

A Night at the Roxbury Megamind

Megamind poster

Megamind Federal Wildlife Marshal Willenholly

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back poster

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back Hobie

Melinda and Melinda poster

Melinda and Melinda Allen Gamble

The Other Guys poster

The Other Guys Mustafa

Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me poster

Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me Ted - Man with the Yellow Hat

Curious George poster

Curious George Franz Liebkind

The Producers poster

The Producers Jack Wyatt

Bewitched poster

Bewitched Phil Weston

Kicking & Screaming poster

Kicking & Screaming Brad Whitaker

Daddy's Home poster

Daddy's Home Jacobim Mugatu

Zoolander 2 poster

Zoolander 2 Miami Restaurant Guy #4

Impractical Jokers: The Movie poster

Impractical Jokers: The Movie Bum

Drunk Parents poster

Drunk Parents Sherlock Holmes

Holmes & Watson poster

Holmes & Watson Ron Burgundy

Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues poster

Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues Will Ferrell

Between Two Ferns: The Movie poster

Between Two Ferns: The Movie Pete

Downhill poster

Downhill Rondell

Zeroville poster

Zeroville Ron Burgundy

Comedy Central Roast of Justin Bieber poster

Comedy Central Roast of Justin Bieber Robert Benson

A Deadly Adoption poster

A Deadly Adoption Cam Brady

The Campaign poster

The Campaign Armando

Casa de mi Padre poster

Casa de mi Padre Dr. Rick Marshall

Land of the Lost poster

Land of the Lost Ricky Bobby

Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby poster

Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky... Dave

The Wendell Baker Story poster

The Wendell Baker Story Mugatu

Zoolander poster

Zoolander Cubby

Drowning Mona poster

Drowning Mona Scott Johansen

The House poster

The House Lance DeLune

The Ladies Man poster

The Ladies Man Ron Burgundy

Wake Up, Ron Burgundy poster

Wake Up, Ron Burgundy Nick Halsey

Everything Must Go poster

Everything Must Go Jackie Moon

Semi Pro poster

Semi Pro Big Earl

Starsky & Hutch poster

Starsky & Hutch Mattress Salesman

The Internship poster

The Internship George W. Bush

You're Welcome America: A Final Night With George W Bush poster

You're Welcome America: A Final Night... Corbit

Winter Passing poster

Winter Passing James

Get Hard poster

Daddy's Home 2 poster

Daddy's Home 2 Michael, Brian's Boyfriend

Boat Trip poster

Boat Trip George W. Bush

537 Votes poster

537 Votes Damien Weebs

Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie poster

Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie Sky Corrigan

Superstar poster

Superstar Chazz Michael Michaels

Blades of Glory poster

Blades of Glory McDermott

The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard poster

The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard Donald Mahanahan

Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! poster

Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! Will Ferrell

SpongeBob SquarePants poster

SpongeBob SquarePants Geryon

Hercules poster

Hercules Marty Markowitz

The Shrink Next Door poster

The Shrink Next Door Coach Lucas

King of the Hill poster

King of the Hill Self

Last Week Tonight with John Oliver poster

Last Week Tonight with John Oliver Self

Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee poster

Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee Mattel CEO

Barbie poster

The Last Man on Earth poster

The Last Man on Earth Self

Man vs. Wild poster

Man vs. Wild Reggie

Strays poster

Strays Bob Woodward

Dick poster

You're Cordially Invited poster

You're Cordially Invited Self - Special Guest

SmartLess: On the Road poster

SmartLess: On the Road Self

Welcome to Wrexham poster

Welcome to Wrexham Robert Goulet

SNL50: The Anniversary Special poster

SNL50: The Anniversary Special Maxime

Despicable Me 4 poster

Despicable Me 4

Clips with Will Ferrell

Land of the Lost

Where's Will - Land of the Lost

Land of the Lost

This is for you I signed it - Land of the Lost

This is for you I signed it

Well as you all know my youngest son Derek couldn't be herebecause of an important fishing tripBut my other son Brennan was going to be moving into his own placebut um he was recently let go from his job at PetSmartso he is gonna be living with usI wasn't - Step Brothers

Well as you all know my youngest son Derek couldn't be...

This wedding is horseshit - Step Brothers

This wedding is horseshit

I'm not gonna call him DadBrennan you're 39 years oldI would not expect you to call him DadWell I'm not going to ever Even if there's a fire - Step Brothers

I'm not gonna call him DadBrennan you're 39 years...

Robert better not get in my facebecause I'll drop that motherfuckerJesus Brennan - Step Brothers

Robert better not get in my facebecause I'll drop that...

I smoked pot with Johnny HopkinsYou don't know anyone named Johnny HopkinsIt was Johnny Hopkins and Sloan Ketteringand they were blazing that shit up every day - Step Brothers

I smoked pot with Johnny HopkinsYou don't know anyone...

I have a green beltRead it and weepI don't believe in belts - Step Brothers

I have a green beltRead it and weepI don't believe in...

I remember when I had my first beerHa ha ha So funny the last time I heard thatI laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur - Step Brothers

I remember when I had my first beerHa ha ha So funny the...

Hey you awakeYeahI just want you to know I hate youSo does my dadWell that's fineBecause guess whatI hate you tooAnd this house sucks assWell the only reason you're living hereis because me and my dad decided that your mom was really hotand maybe we - Step Brothers

Hey you awakeYeahI just want you to know I hate youSo does...

You and your mom are hillbilliesThis is a house of learned doctorsYou're not a doctorYou're a big fat curly headed fuck - Step Brothers

You and your mom are hillbilliesThis is a house of learned...

I'm gonna take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soapand beat the shit out of you - Step Brothers

I'm gonna take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of...

Fuck you Dale Fuck you - Step Brothers

Fuck you Dale Fuck you

Why you so sweaty I was watching Cops - Step Brothers

Why you so sweaty I was watching Cops

John Bonham's playing Moby Dick for real - Step Brothers

John Bonham's playing Moby Dick for real

Your drum set's a whoreI teabagged your fucking drum setWell my drum set's a guy so that makes you gay you fucker - Step Brothers

Your drum set's a whoreI teabagged your fucking drum...

I teabagged your fucking drum set - Step Brothers

I teabagged your fucking drum set

You yelled rape at the top of your lungsMom I honestly thought I was gonna be raped for a secondHe had the craziest look in his eyesAnd at one point he said Let's get it onThat was about the fighting I'm so not a raperLook I didn't touch your drum set - Step Brothers

You yelled rape at the top of your lungsMom I honestly...

This house is a fucking prison On planet BullshitIn the galaxy of This Sucks Camel Dicks - Step Brothers

This house is a fucking prison On planet BullshitIn the...

You know what I still hate youbut you got a pretty awesome collection of nudie magsYeah I got them from the '70s '80s and '90sIt's like masturbating in a time machine - Step Brothers

You know what I still hate youbut you got a pretty awesome...

What's up faggots What's up manYou're not gonna come down say hi What's upHi DerekWhoa calm down man I'm just jokingWow You guys I really like your guys' setup up hereWhat is your problem manMy problem Oh I don't know I don't have a problem DaleActually I - Step Brothers

What's up faggots What's up manYou're not...

Hey Derek know what's good for shoulder painWhat If you lick my butthole - Step Brothers

Hey Derek know what's good for shoulder painWhat If you...

ListenI know that we started out as foeBut after that courageous actthat you showed me against the one they call Derekmaybe someday we could become friendsFriends who ride majestic translucent steedsshooting flaming arrows across the Bridge of HemdaleI - Step Brothers

ListenI know that we started out as foeBut after that...

Why do you have Randy Jackson's autograph on a martial arts weaponBecause I bumped into him and all I had was this samurai swordand you're not gonna not get Randy Jackson's autograph rightI would've done the exact same thing - Step Brothers

Why do you have Randy Jackson's autograph on a martial...

Holy Santa Claus shit - Step Brothers

Holy Santa Claus shit

On the count of three name your favorite dinosaurDon't even think about it just name it Ready One two threeVelociraptorFavorite non pornographic magazine to masturbate toGood HousekeepingIf you were a chick who's the one guy you'd sleep withJohn - Step Brothers

On the count of three name your favorite dinosaurDon't...

Well Brennan you certainly have had a lot of jobsI'm a spark plugAnd Human Resources ladyOh You know it's Actually it's PamI'm sorryWell Pan No my name is PamAre you saying Pan or Pam I'm saying PamYeah I'm sorry who is this gentleman sitting behind - Step Brothers

Well Brennan you certainly have had a lot of jobsI'm a...

What do you say we interview youUh all right Yes that's a sometimes useful exercisePlease put your hand downGo aheadHow much money do you make a year before taxesOkay I'm actually not comfortable answering thatCome on We're doing the interview now not - Step Brothers

What do you say we interview youUh all right Yes that's...

Shut your mouth Shut your mouth - Step Brothers

Shut your mouth Shut your mouth

Was that a fart I don't knowI can taste itOn my tongueOkay I'll be honest with you I did fartIs that onion Onion and Onion and ketchupIt stinks And this is a small room ShitOkay now the tuxedos seem kind of fucked up - Step Brothers

Was that a fart I don't knowI can taste itOn my...

Is my dad mad about the stuff that happenedRobert was very upset yesHe knows that you interviewed as a teamAnd he heard about the fartOh he did YeahYou just couldn't hold it or youNo I thought it was gonna be silent It was not silentIt just kept going and - Step Brothers

Is my dad mad about the stuff that happenedRobert was very...

We're putting the house on the marketWhere are we movingIs the house hauntedNo Nancy and I are retiringand sailing around the world on my boatWe are living the dreamWell what about usI'm sorry Robert We thought thatyou should take responsibility for your - Step Brothers

We're putting the house on the marketWhere are we...

I got a bellyful of white dog crap in meand now you lay this shit on me - Step Brothers

I got a bellyful of white dog crap in meand now you lay this...

I swear I'm so pissed off at my momAs soon as she is of age I'm putting her in a home - Step Brothers

I swear I'm so pissed off at my momAs soon as she is of...

Hey Derek sprechen sie dick - Step Brothers

Hey Derek sprechen sie dick

So I thought we'd begin talking about your parents' divorceOkayHow old were you when they got divorcedFifteen That's a hard ageYes YeahWanna talk about those feelingsI love you Obviously you don't know meI love you so muchThank you And I will take that as - Step Brothers

So I thought we'd begin talking about your...

I love you Obviously you don't know meI love you so muchThank you And I will take that as a feeling that you haveof comfortability with meIt's more than comfortabilityI mean I fucking love you Okay I thI'm thinking about our life togetherI feel like I'm - Step Brothers

I love you Obviously you don't know meI love you so...

Not bad Eat shit Derek - Step Brothers

Not bad Eat shit Derek

Last week we put Liquid Paper on a beeand it died - Step Brothers

Last week we put Liquid Paper on a beeand it died

Big question isAside from the damage to the boat which we will fixwhat'd you guys think of the presentationBrennan I think that what you did to Robert's boat was horridHaving said that I think that both of you boysshowed a lot of enthusiasm and - Step Brothers

Big question isAside from the damage to the boat which we...

You jackaloonsYou're failures FailuresAnd you're embarrassing yourself you geriatric fuckBrennan Two thingsYou keep your liver spotted hands off my beautiful mother She's a saintAnd then you sit down and you write Dale and Brennan a check for 10 000Oh - Step Brothers

You jackaloonsYou're failures FailuresAnd you're...

Oh and Brennan Denise calledand said she can't go out on New Year's Evebecause she's not your girlfriend she's your therapistIs that what she said YeahShe's a rascal - Step Brothers

Oh and Brennan Denise calledand said she can't go out...

Hey Are you awakeYeahI can't believe we actually have to move out of this houseI know I feel badHey you know we don't have to whisper anymoreMom and Dad aren't hereYeah but can we keep doing it thoughIt helps me pretend that they areYou must feel just - Step Brothers

Hey Are you awakeYeahI can't believe we actually have...

I'm alive Brennan I'm alive You're waking the neighborsShut up No No - Step Brothers

I'm alive Brennan I'm alive You're waking the...

Now I'm gonna play your drum set Help meClose your eyes Let the dirt just shower over youThis is your faultOh I'm exhausted I'm gonna sleep good tonightDon't you touch my drums ZombieAah Aah Zombie ZombieGet off me zombie - Step Brothers

Now I'm gonna play your drum set Help meClose your eyes...

You know what I just realizedYou've been the one dragging me downNow I'm gonna go out gonna get a job and an apartmentand then I'm gonna get Mom and Dr Doback back togetherI'm gonna be the hero and you can suck on itMy life was perfect before you came - Step Brothers

You know what I just realizedYou've been the one...

I have to sell or lease at least 80 choppers to make my nutAnd you mess with my nut Brennan Randy here is gonna eat your dickLike KobayashiI've seen him do itYou've seen him eat a man's penisIt was in international waters so they couldn't prosecute him - Step Brothers

I have to sell or lease at least 80 choppers to make my...

Hey Brennan It's good to see you DaleThanks for hiring our catering companyEasy decision You guys have a outstanding track recordJust like old times huh Right it really isYou still have your night vision gogglesNo no No I had to sell those to pay for car - Step Brothers

Hey Brennan It's good to see you DaleThanks for hiring...

Come on man Play something from The Stranger - Step Brothers

Come on man Play something from The Stranger

I'll practice for a little while and then I'll come back to itDad How is that a skill - Step Brothers

I'll practice for a little while and then I'll...

I'm so scared right now I'm just gonna do what's sensibleI'm gonna file for unemploymentand I'm gonna try to get a job at Enterprise Rent A CarBecause they got a excellent corporate structureand they give you the tools to be your own boss - Step Brothers

I'm so scared right now I'm just gonna do...

I traveled 500 miles to give you my seed - Step Brothers

I traveled 500 miles to give you my seed

What do we do now We could hugYeah you'd like that faggot Sorry I'm - Step Brothers

What do we do now We could hugYeah you'd like that...

Chewbacca masksWhoo Yeah ChewbaccaIt's okay that mine's not movie quality - Step Brothers

Chewbacca masksWhoo Yeah ChewbaccaIt's okay that...

Sticks and stones may break my bonesbut I'm gonna kick you repeatedly in the balls Gardocki - Step Brothers

Sticks and stones may break my bonesbut I'm gonna kick...

HeyCan I ask you somethingYeah of courseYou know back when you first moved inYeahDid you touch my drum set No I didn'tNo really I won't get mad I just wanna knowI know You said you wouldn'tI'm just saying I didn't do it I didn't do it I never did itThen I - Step Brothers

HeyCan I ask you somethingYeah of courseYou know back when...

You got my passportI'm goodDon't worry not gonna be late Don't worry - Step Brothers

You got my passportI'm goodDon't worry not gonna...

Everyone can eat shit - Semi Pro

Everyone can eat shit

Oh I'm so happy I can't even feel my arms - Semi Pro

Oh I'm so happy I can't even feel my arms

Oh if you see a possum - Semi Pro

Oh if you see a possum

Look there's nothing in the rule book that says you can't play drunk - Semi Pro

Look there's nothing in the rule book that says you...

It's called fondue - Semi Pro

It's called fondue

He really believes it You were never in 'Nam - Semi Pro

He really believes it You were never in 'Nam

I'll see you fuckers in hell - Semi Pro

I'll see you fuckers in hell

Everybody OK I think so - Semi Pro

Everybody OK I think so

Everybody love everybody - Semi Pro

Everybody love everybody

Way to go Jackie - Semi Pro

Way to go Jackie

Come on Jackie You walked Suck my cock I'll murder your family - Semi Pro

Come on Jackie You walked Suck my cock I'll murder your...

Could be a lot of television cameras out there so we just gotta be tiptop - Semi Pro

Could be a lot of television cameras out there so we just...

Feels like I got cat piss in my eyes - Semi Pro

Feels like I got cat piss in my eyes