Clips with Will Smith

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Men in Black Now that's the worst disguise ever That guy's definitely an alienYou don't like it you can kiss my furry little butt - Men in Black 00:08
Now that's the worst disguise ever That guy's...
Men in Black What All we gotta do is go in and get a catIt's not really that hard but if you go in thereyou're gonna lay your Jack Webb on her start flashing your brain ray all in her faceShe gonna wind up with leukemia or some shit The woman's a doctorShe don't need - Men in Black 00:17
What All we gotta do is go in and get a catIt's not...
Men in Black I'm saying that's just the way I get down - Men in Black 00:21
I'm saying that's just the way I get down
Men in Black Look stud you're really not getting thisThere's something I need you to help me withFreeze it bug Christ you are thickLook how was I supposed to knowDo I have to sing it for youIf you weren't coming on like some drunken prom dateOh God That is so - Men in Black 00:30
Look stud you're really not getting thisThere's...
Men in Black Arquillian battle rules kidFirst we get an ultimatum then a warning shotand then we have a galactic standard week to respondA galactic standard week How the hell long is thatOne hourOne hour Then whatAw that's bullshitLook kid to keep the bugs from - Men in Black 00:33
Arquillian battle rules kidFirst we get an ultimatum then a...
Men in Black Hey old guysDo those still work - Men in Black 00:11
Hey old guysDo those still work
Men in Black You know you're much too tense You're a young manYou need to relax Learn to take some joy in your workDo you like musicThat's betterAll right nowAh shit Ah manKay KayYou do know Elvis is dead rightNo Elvis is not dead He just went home - Men in Black 00:50
You know you're much too tense You're a young...
Men in Black Roaches check inThey don't check out - Men in Black 00:07
Roaches check inThey don't check out
Men in Black You're under arrest for violating Section 4153 of the Tycho TreatySo hand over whatever galaxy you might be carryingand step away from your busted ass vehicle and put your hands on your head - Men in Black 00:11
You're under arrest for violating Section 4153 of the...
Men in Black What What are you talking about Keep him on this planetKay Kay where are you goingI'm gonna get my gun back - Men in Black 00:10
What What are you talking about Keep him on this planetKay...
Men in Black You're nothing but a smear on the sports page to meyou slimy gut sucking intestinal parasiteEat me Eat meKay Kay - Men in Black 00:17
You're nothing but a smear on the sports page to meyou...
Men in Black There's only one way off of this planet baby and that's through me - Men in Black 00:06
There's only one way off of this planet baby and...
Men in Black Well wellBig bad bug got a bit of a soft spot huhSee what I can't understandis why you gotta come down here bringing all this ruckussnatching up galaxies and everythingMy attitude is don't start nothingwon't be nothingYou need to ease up out of my face - Men in Black 00:36
Well wellBig bad bug got a bit of a soft spot huhSee what I...
Men in Black Not bad for your second day of work is itWell this definitely rates about a 9 0 on my weird shit 0 meterYou should've been here for the Zeronian migration in 1968 - Men in Black 00:13
Not bad for your second day of work is itWell this...
Men in Black They're beautiful aren't theyStarsI mean I never look at them any more but they actually are quite umbeautifulUh Kay you're frightening your partnerI haven't been training a partner I've been training a replacementWait a minute Kay I cannot do this job by - Men in Black 00:57
They're beautiful aren't theyStarsI mean I never...
Men in Black See you around JayNo you won't - Men in Black 00:13
See you around JayNo you won't
Enemy of the State Tastes like fish It is fishNo I mean it tastes like every other fish I've ever had - Enemy of the State 00:08
Tastes like fish It is fishNo I mean it tastes like every...
Enemy of the State What's on it Your ugly ass face is on it - Enemy of the State 00:10
What's on it Your ugly ass face is on it
Enemy of the State Now you listen to me you fuckin' eggplantThis fuckin' videotape may save your clients' assesbut you can be goddamned sure it ain't gonna save yoursNow who made the fuckin' videotapeI don't know How'd you get itThrough an acquaintance - Enemy of the State 00:23
Now you listen to me you fuckin' eggplantThis...
Enemy of the State Right And what about cup sizeUmOh Oh she's way bigger than that - Enemy of the State 00:09
Right And what about cup sizeUmOh Oh she's way bigger...
Enemy of the State I think you should You know Bobby I think you should take this more seriouslyHoney I think you're taking it seriously enough for both of usand half the people on the block - Enemy of the State 00:12
I think you should You know Bobby I think you should take...
Enemy of the State We have reason to believe that Mr Zavitz may have passed sensitive materials to youWhat kind of materials Well sensitive so we're hoping that you could tell us that - Enemy of the State 00:11
We have reason to believe that Mr Zavitz may have passed...
Enemy of the State I was shopping for some lingerie That's still legal isn't itYou buying that for your wife No I was uh picking something up for myselfI do a little cross dressing on the weekends You know you'd be surprisedhow a nice pair of edible panties can make a guy - Enemy of the State 00:15
I was shopping for some lingerie That's still legal...
Enemy of the State A grand jury is being convened to look into your labour practiseas far back as the electrical workers' strikeAnd why is that They claim you helped create a shell company for Sam Villotti in Zurichand that through your continuing relationship the Peitso - Enemy of the State 01:32
A grand jury is being convened to look into your labour...
Enemy of the State How could you let me find out like this I'm findin' out like thisThis is all lies Th None of this stuff is trueSo you're saying you weren't there with her Yes I had lunch with herWe have lunch once a month She's the contact for the investigator BrillYou - Enemy of the State 01:12
How could you let me find out like this I'm...
Enemy of the State Actually I believe the slur shysteris generally reserved for Jewish attorneysI believe the proper slur for someone like myself - Enemy of the State 00:11
Actually I believe the slur shysteris generally reserved for...
Enemy of the State Who is they Do they know me I don't know what you're talking aboutYou're either very smart or incredibly stupid - Enemy of the State 00:11
Who is they Do they know me I don't know what...
Enemy of the State What did he say exactly He said he was BrillDid he say it or did you say it and he picked up on it Come on Think - Enemy of the State 00:10
What did he say exactly He said he was BrillDid he say it or...
Enemy of the State Excuse me sir Where are your elevators Right over there In your phone was a GPS sat trackerPulse is at 24 gigahertz I don't know what that meansIt's like a Lo Jack only two generations better than what the police haveAnd what does that mean Do you speak - Enemy of the State 00:15
Excuse me sir Where are your elevators Right over there In...
Enemy of the State All right Enough of this bullshit Right now you either shoot me or tell me what the fuck is going on - Enemy of the State 00:35
All right Enough of this bullshit Right now you either shoot...
Enemy of the State You're transmitting They still have a signal on youYour collar your belt your zipper Get rid of your clothes All of themAnd then what am I supposed to do Nothing You live another day I'll be very impressedTwo targets rooftop north side Understood Two - Enemy of the State 00:24
You're transmitting They still have a signal on youYour...
Enemy of the State I love you and that is it That is it Only youWhat about Eric And EricAnd I love your family Except for your dad - Enemy of the State 00:13
I love you and that is it That is it Only youWhat about Eric...
Enemy of the State You were right I was wrong But this is not the time for the I told you so speech - Enemy of the State 00:06
You were right I was wrong But this is not the time for the...
Enemy of the State I missed you too Dad Where did you goOh they've been keeping me really busy on this case They're trying to work me to death out there - Enemy of the State 00:10
I missed you too Dad Where did you goOh they've been...
Enemy of the State This is your dad Eric You know when I put my foot down that's it - Enemy of the State 00:05
This is your dad Eric You know when I put my foot down...
Enemy of the State Oh conspiracy theorists of the world uniteIt's more than a theory with me I'm a former conspirer - Enemy of the State 00:08
Oh conspiracy theorists of the world uniteIt's more...
Enemy of the State You're talking to your wife on the phone and you use the word bomb president Allah - Enemy of the State 00:06
You're talking to your wife on the phone and you use...
Enemy of the State You're blowing my whole life What lifeYou live in a fucking jar so the world can't touch youAnd Rachel You didn't give a shit about Rachel Just some package under seat number 32 to youCome on Do you have a problem Do it Go on Do itI'm all you've got And - Enemy of the State 00:24
You're blowing my whole life What lifeYou live in a...
Enemy of the State I need sugar you know I'm I'm getting cranky Getting - Enemy of the State 00:07
I need sugar you know I'm I'm getting cranky...
Enemy of the State So we were helping the secret police supply weaponsto the Afghani rebels fighting the SovietsMy partner and I were on the eastern border monitoring Soviet military transmissionsIt was kind of fun actually I liked the IraniansBut back in Tehran the hard - Enemy of the State 01:45
So we were helping the secret police supply weaponsto the...
Enemy of the State You know in guerilla warfare you try to use your weaknesses as strengthsSuch as Wellif they're big and you're small then you're mobile and they're slowYou're hidden and they're exposedYou only fight battles you know you can win That's the way the Vietcong - Enemy of the State 00:25
You know in guerilla warfare you try to use your weaknesses...
Enemy of the State That's my best aloha shirt Well say aloha to it - Enemy of the State 00:06
That's my best aloha shirt Well say aloha to it
Enemy of the State Steve I thought you said his name was BillNo You're BillIf I'm Bill you're going to have to let me know I'm Bill I just did - Enemy of the State 00:11
Steve I thought you said his name was BillNo You're...
Enemy of the State I've been a law abiding citizen my whole life One day with youI'm sh shooting and breaking - Enemy of the State 00:08
I've been a law abiding citizen my whole life One day...
Enemy of the State Asshole Great plan - Enemy of the State 00:04
Asshole Great plan
Enemy of the State You guys oughta get in there Wait a minute Wait a minute ListenNow we can go get a warrant and come back with the FBl take anything we wantarrest anybody that we want just give the man the videotapeHey only one gonna get arrested here is you for felonious - Enemy of the State 00:18
You guys oughta get in there Wait a minute Wait a minute...
Enemy of the State Brill you are one sick manYeah me tooOoh you're gonna need to get a tan on those things - Enemy of the State 00:16
Brill you are one sick manYeah me tooOoh you're gonna...
Wild Wild West Oh Jim - Wild Wild West 00:08
Oh Jim
Wild Wild West That's a man's head - Wild Wild West 00:04
That's a man's head
Wild Wild West GORDON Gypsy queen pirate - Wild Wild West 00:22
GORDON Gypsy queen pirate
Wild Wild West I was thinking I'd go as a government agent - Wild Wild West 00:13
I was thinking I'd go as a government agent
Wild Wild West Let me tell you something about your art of disguise - Wild Wild West 00:10
Let me tell you something about your art of disguise
Wild Wild West Let me tell you something about your art of disguise - Wild Wild West 00:27
Let me tell you something about your art of disguise
Wild Wild West You could put a gun on that - Wild Wild West 00:06
You could put a gun on that
Wild Wild West How nice of you to join us - Wild Wild West 00:45
How nice of you to join us
Wild Wild West I said to meet me in the foyer - Wild Wild West 00:45
I said to meet me in the foyer
Wild Wild West So let's see Mr West - Wild Wild West 00:29
So let's see Mr West
Wild Wild West Never drum on a white lady's boobies at a big redneck dance Got it - Wild Wild West 00:06
Never drum on a white lady's boobies at a big redneck...
Wild Wild West And I'd like to take a minute to clear a few of them up - Wild Wild West 01:12
And I'd like to take a minute to clear a few of them up
Wild Wild West But let's break down that word - Wild Wild West 00:24
But let's break down that word
Wild Wild West Give them the order to desist - Wild Wild West 00:15
Give them the order to desist
Wild Wild West I've tried to place myself in Loveless' shoes - Wild Wild West 00:41
I've tried to place myself in Loveless' shoes
Wild Wild West Loveless kidnapped a few metallurgists - Wild Wild West 00:30
Loveless kidnapped a few metallurgists
Wild Wild West It's nice having her on board She's a breath of fresh ass - Wild Wild West 00:20
It's nice having her on board She's a breath of...
Wild Wild West The collars around our necks seem to contain powerful magnets - Wild Wild West 00:13
The collars around our necks seem to contain powerful...
Wild Wild West What did you do I didn't do shit - Wild Wild West 00:09
What did you do I didn't do shit
Wild Wild West Gordon when you tell this story to your grandkids leave this part out - Wild Wild West 00:06
Gordon when you tell this story to your grandkids leave this...
Wild Wild West Oh look - Wild Wild West 00:15
Oh look
Wild Wild West Gordon let's ride - Wild Wild West 00:37
Gordon let's ride
Wild Wild West I got a telegram for a Dr Loveless from his mother - Wild Wild West 00:08
I got a telegram for a Dr Loveless from his mother