Clips with Will Smith

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I, Robot Good morning sir - I, Robot 00:25
Good morning sir
I, Robot So whatever I can do to help - I, Robot 00:14
So whatever I can do to help
I, Robot You thought I was calling you sugar You're not that rich - I, Robot 00:05
You thought I was calling you sugar You're not that...
I, Robot Why do you think Lanning's hologram would've called me - I, Robot 00:27
Why do you think Lanning's hologram would've...
I, Robot Mm Look This is This is not what I do - I, Robot 00:24
Mm Look This is This is not what I do
I, Robot But I've got an idea for one of your commercials - I, Robot 00:24
But I've got an idea for one of your commercials
I, Robot Are you being funny - I, Robot 00:06
Are you being funny
I, Robot That's a long way down - I, Robot 00:15
That's a long way down
I, Robot They link to our positronic operating core - I, Robot 00:15
They link to our positronic operating core
I, Robot A long time ago - I, Robot 00:10
A long time ago
I, Robot What do you think you're doing - I, Robot 00:06
What do you think you're doing
I, Robot Which is more than I can say for you - I, Robot 00:11
Which is more than I can say for you
I, Robot You're the robot shrink - I, Robot 00:25
You're the robot shrink
I, Robot 'Cause if it does - I, Robot 00:09
'Cause if it does
I, Robot What if I'm right - I, Robot 00:19
What if I'm right
I, Robot What does this action signify - I, Robot 00:17
What does this action signify
I, Robot Human beings have dreams - I, Robot 00:21
Human beings have dreams
I, Robot Did you talk to Marci - I, Robot 00:16
Did you talk to Marci
I, Robot Do you ever have a normal day - I, Robot 00:10
Do you ever have a normal day
I, Robot Do you like cats - I, Robot 00:22
Do you like cats
I, Robot A malfunction magnet - I, Robot 00:05
A malfunction magnet
I, Robot You are the dumbest dumb person I've ever met - I, Robot 00:05
You are the dumbest dumb person I've ever met
I, Robot I'm really scared - I, Robot 00:40
I'm really scared
I, Robot You're a genius - I, Robot 00:03
You're a genius
I, Robot Tell me this isn't the robot case - I, Robot 00:17
Tell me this isn't the robot case
I, Robot There is no way my luck is that bad - I, Robot 00:04
There is no way my luck is that bad
I, Robot Oh hell no - I, Robot 00:04
Oh hell no
I, Robot Now you've pissed me off - I, Robot 00:04
Now you've pissed me off
I, Robot Do I look like I care what you think - I, Robot 00:07
Do I look like I care what you think
I, Robot Eleven percent is more than enough - I, Robot 00:04
Eleven percent is more than enough
I, Robot We both know you're not here on police business - I, Robot 00:19
We both know you're not here on police business
I, Robot I'm allergic to bullshit - I, Robot 00:05
I'm allergic to bullshit
I, Robot So what hospital are you going to - I, Robot 00:06
So what hospital are you going to
I, Robot Is the right question - I, Robot 00:31
Is the right question
I, Robot The NS5s are destroying the older robots - I, Robot 00:14
The NS5s are destroying the older robots
I, Robot I told you so just doesn't quite say it - I, Robot 00:08
I told you so just doesn't quite say it
I, Robot Spoon watch out man Thanks a lot Farber - I, Robot 00:05
Spoon watch out man Thanks a lot Farber
I, Robot She just shot at you with her eyes closed - I, Robot 00:19
She just shot at you with her eyes closed
I, Robot Why didn't you just guys hand the world over on a silver platter - I, Robot 00:07
Why didn't you just guys hand the world over on a...
I, Robot I thought you were dead - I, Robot 00:08
I thought you were dead
I, Robot Keep that kind o' shit to yourself - I, Robot 00:05
Keep that kind o' shit to yourself
I, Robot Hold it or wear it - I, Robot 00:09
Hold it or wear it
I, Robot By the time you fire - I, Robot 00:55
By the time you fire
I, Robot Spooner - I, Robot 00:03
Spooner
I, Robot But I must apply the nanites - I, Robot 00:12
But I must apply the nanites
I, Robot Sonny save Calvin - I, Robot 00:04
Sonny save Calvin
I, Robot What about the others - I, Robot 00:22
What about the others
Hitch HITCH Basic principlesNo woman wakes up sayingGod I hope I don't get swept off my feet todayWhat a wonderful world this would beNow she might sayThis is a really bad time for meDon't know much trigonometryOr something like I just need some spaceOr my - Hitch 02:06
HITCH Basic principlesNo woman wakes up sayingGod I hope I...
Hitch So tonight when you're wondering what to sayhow you look or whether or not she likes youjust remember she is already out with youThat means she said yes when she could have said noThat means she made a planwhen she could have just blown you offSo that - Hitch 00:26
So tonight when you're wondering what to sayhow you...
Hitch In case you didn't go to high schoolhitting is a good thing - Hitch 00:06
In case you didn't go to high schoolhitting is a good...
Hitch So how does it happen great loveAre you okayNobody knowsI'm goodLet me get a Bomb Pop and a Screwball for the ladyBut what I can tell youis that it happens in the blink of an eyeGRUNTSOne moment you're enjoying your lifeAnd the next you're wonderinghow - Hitch 00:24
So how does it happen great loveAre you okayNobody...
Hitch Life is not the amount of breaths you takeIt's the moments that take your breath away - Hitch 00:10
Life is not the amount of breaths you takeIt's the...
Hitch You know what your problem is HitchYou're all about the short gameYou pick your shots based on what you see firstnot what's uh necessarily best for youin the long runAll of us are not married to the womanof our dreams and about to have a babyYou know I'm - Hitch 01:05
You know what your problem is HitchYou're all about the...
Hitch Hey baby can I get a couple Coronasat the pool table please ThanksExcuse meExcuse meLime wedges in the bottle's fineHey asshole I don't work hereWowOh I'm sorryThe paramedics will have to cometo get my foot out of my mouth sweetheartJust don't let it - Hitch 00:33
Hey baby can I get a couple Coronasat the pool table please...
Hitch Because with no guile and no game there's no girl - Hitch 00:06
Because with no guile and no game there's no girl
Hitch You ever heard of MichelangeloYeahHeard of the Sistine ChapelYeahMichelangeloSistine ChapelYou saying you can do thisMy name is Alex HitchensLet's go paint that ceiling - Hitch 00:18
You ever heard of MichelangeloYeahHeard of the Sistine...
Hitch HITCH: Daydreams are for private time. - Hitch 00:24
HITCH: Daydreams are for private time.
Hitch What is the objectiveShock and aweThat was shockingly awfulWhat is the objectiveShock and aweWhat is the objective - Hitch 00:11
What is the objectiveShock and aweThat was shockingly...
Hitch I noticed your glass was getting lowso I took the liberty of bringing youanother apple martiniThank youAnd I couldn't help but noticeyou look a lot like my next girlfriendWhat's your nameThey call me ChipYou can't get them to stopLAUGHINGThat was - Hitch 01:04
I noticed your glass was getting lowso I took the liberty of...
Hitch On the one hand it is very difficult for a manto even speak to someone who looks like youBut on the other hand should that be your problemSo life's kind of hard all aroundNot not if you pay attentionI mean you're sending all the right signalsNo earrings - Hitch 00:37
On the one hand it is very difficult for a manto even speak...
Hitch No I was told you help guys get in thereRight But see here's the thingMy clients actually like womenHit hit it and quit it is is not my thingLet me make one thing clear to you rabbiI need professional helpWell that is for damn certain - Hitch 00:23
No I was told you help guys get in thereRight But see...
Hitch HITCH: I hate it when a guy calls a girl who did not give him her number. - Hitch 00:57
HITCH: I hate it when a guy calls a girl who did not give...
Hitch Do you know the definition of perseverance Miss MelasAn excuse to be obnoxiousContinuing in a course of actionwithout regard to discouragementopposition or previous failure Over - Hitch 00:14
Do you know the definition of perseverance Miss MelasAn...
Hitch Look I'm I'm really sorryWhen I saw it on the computerit said the Butcher of CadizYou knowI I thought it was a professionnot a headline - Hitch 00:15
Look I'm I'm really sorryWhen I saw it on the...
Hitch Lean in place your hand on the small of her backand say it in her ear like a secretWatch your hand placementToo high says I just wanna be friendsToo low says I just wanna grab some assFriends Ass me - Hitch 00:16
Lean in place your hand on the small of her backand say it...
Hitch Don't need no pizza They got food there - Hitch 00:04
Don't need no pizza They got food there
Hitch Get out - Hitch 00:03
Get out
Hitch One danceone look one kissThat's all we get AlbertJust one shot to make the differencebetween happily ever after andOh he's just some guy I went to some thing with once - Hitch 00:16
One danceone look one kissThat's all we get AlbertJust...
Hitch I need you to wrap your head around thisTomorrow night Allegra Colecould have her lastfirst kiss - Hitch 00:11
I need you to wrap your head around thisTomorrow night...
Hitch All right come on uh just uh show me what you gotWhat do you what do you meanJust show me how you would kiss meI wouldn't kiss youI'm not me I'm AllegraBut you're really not soOkay Albertend of the night you're droppin' me off at homeShow me the magicYou - Hitch 00:44
All right come on uh just uh show me what you gotWhat do you...