Woody Allen quotes in movies

Play It Again, Sam 00:23

I'll get broads up here like you wouldn't believe

Play It Again, Sam 00:59

You want a Fresca with a Darvon

Play It Again, Sam 00:25

Who am I kidding

Play It Again, Sam 00:23

Can't you cook anything but TV dinners

Play It Again, Sam 00:59

I like blondes

Play It Again, Sam 00:16

We both know

Sleeper 00:18

I was beat up by Quakers

Sleeper 04:26

He was a communist

Sleeper 00:28

Did you ever realize that God spelled backwards is Dog

Sleeper 00:22

I'm always joking

Sleeper 00:21

What kind of government you guys got here

Sleeper 00:38

You remind me of Lisa Sorenson

Sleeper 00:17

We're here to see the nose

Sleeper 00:49

I wanna go home

Sleeper 00:43

I wrote a song about the revolution

Sleeper 00:19

I bought Polaroid at seven

Sleeper 00:53

Don't you understand

Sleeper 00:20

Because the possibilities are limitless

Sleeper 00:20

I knew it was too good to be true

Sleeper 01:12

You want to get into the machine now

Sleeper 00:16

With a body like mine

Sleeper 00:55

You don't expect me to tie myself down to one man

Sleeper 00:49

Erno said to take the north escalator

Sleeper

This is what I call a cosmic screwing

Sleeper

What happened to everybody

Sleeper

It's my second favorite organ

Sleeper

You gotta be kidding

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And be sure you get the smoke deep down into your lungs

Sleeper 00:20

At first we didn't know what this was but we've...

Sleeper

But we developed a theory

Sleeper

God damn cheap Japanese flying packs

Sleeper

I'm a nice person

Sleeper

You're living in a Police State

Sleeper

I'm a clarinet player in 1973

Sleeper

You have to give yourself up

Sleeper

The Western District

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I beat a man insensible with a strawberry

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That's a big chicken

Sleeper

Like something with the body of a crab and the head of a...

Sleeper

Register commies

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I went the University at a population center

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She thought I said rabies

Sleeper

What's it feel like to be dead for 200 years

Sleeper

Do I believe in God

Sleeper 00:13

Why Do you believe in God

Sleeper

Do you want to perform sex with me

Sleeper

It's hard to believe that you haven't had sex for...

Sleeper

Men go crazy over for me

Sleeper

Sex is different today

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Don't worry about me

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I wish to use my title to bring peace to all nations of the...

Sleeper 00:05

Is he house broken or will he leave batteries all over the...

Sleeper

Cover those lights

Sleeper

You were screaming out different names in your sleep

Sleeper

Try not to appear nervous

Sleeper 00:21

You'd probably feel safer with Mr White Teeth back...

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I'm 237 years old

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We're going my way

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You're biting my nails

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I like to be watched while I clone

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I believe it's going to be a a very difficult kroning...

Sleeper

After looking at the nose

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I cannot believe it

Sleeper

I haven't seen my analyst in 200 years

Sleeper

I don't believe in science

Love and Death 00:46

Oddly enough

Love and Death 00:48

I was never interested

Love and Death 01:23

Absolutely incredible

Love and Death 00:16

Isn't all mankind ultimately executed for a crime it...

Love and Death 00:11

In addition to our summer and winter estate