Clips with Woody Allen

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Hannah and Her Sisters I was talking to your father before - Hannah and Her Sisters 01:43
I was talking to your father before
Hannah and Her Sisters And Nietzsche - Hannah and Her Sisters 00:47
And Nietzsche
Hannah and Her Sisters Child molestation is a touchy subject - Hannah and Her Sisters 00:11
Child molestation is a touchy subject
Hannah and Her Sisters Cos he's a loser He's awkward and he's clumsy like me - Hannah and Her Sisters 00:09
Cos he's a loser He's awkward and he's clumsy...
Hannah and Her Sisters It's just in one ear Yes - Hannah and Her Sisters 00:08
It's just in one ear Yes
Hannah and Her Sisters Two months ago - Hannah and Her Sisters 00:13
Two months ago
Hannah and Her Sisters This doesn't mean that you can't have a normal sex life - Hannah and Her Sisters 00:14
This doesn't mean that you can't have a normal sex...
Hannah and Her Sisters I don't know - Hannah and Her Sisters 00:13
I don't know
Hannah and Her Sisters The point that we're making here is that we need some sperm - Hannah and Her Sisters 00:22
The point that we're making here is that we need some...
Hannah and Her Sisters So you had my ex partner's baby Twins - Hannah and Her Sisters 00:18
So you had my ex partner's baby Twins
Hannah and Her Sisters It's over - Hannah and Her Sisters 00:16
It's over
Hannah and Her Sisters Can you understand how meaningless everything is - Hannah and Her Sisters 00:09
Can you understand how meaningless everything is
Hannah and Her Sisters I was gonna - Hannah and Her Sisters 00:17
I was gonna
Hannah and Her Sisters Well you know eventually it is going to happen to all of us - Hannah and Her Sisters 00:18
Well you know eventually it is going to happen to all of us
Hannah and Her Sisters Mickey Millions of books written on every conceivable subject - Hannah and Her Sisters 00:44
Mickey Millions of books written on every conceivable...
Hannah and Her Sisters Look at all these people - Hannah and Her Sisters 00:08
Look at all these people
Hannah and Her Sisters Maybe the poets are right Maybe love is the only answer - Hannah and Her Sisters 00:09
Maybe the poets are right Maybe love is the only answer
Hannah and Her Sisters I'm frightened After they sing they're gonna take hostages - Hannah and Her Sisters 00:06
I'm frightened After they sing they're gonna take...
Hannah and Her Sisters I love songs about extraterrestrial life - Hannah and Her Sisters 00:09
I love songs about extraterrestrial life
Hannah and Her Sisters Thanks for a swell time If you didn't like it - Hannah and Her Sisters 00:13
Thanks for a swell time If you didn't like it
Hannah and Her Sisters It was like the Nuremberg Trials - Hannah and Her Sisters 00:06
It was like the Nuremberg Trials
Hannah and Her Sisters Why do you think that you would like to convert to Catholicism - Hannah and Her Sisters 00:26
Why do you think that you would like to convert to...
Hannah and Her Sisters So at the moment you don't believe in God - Hannah and Her Sisters 00:09
So at the moment you don't believe in God
Hannah and Her Sisters I need some evidence I gotta have some proof - Hannah and Her Sisters 00:08
I need some evidence I gotta have some proof
Hannah and Her Sisters And you're gonna believe in Jesus Christ - Hannah and Her Sisters 00:06
And you're gonna believe in Jesus Christ
Hannah and Her Sisters You're old Aren't you afraid of dying - Hannah and Her Sisters 00:28
You're old Aren't you afraid of dying
Crimes and Misdemeanors I think I see a cab - Crimes and Misdemeanors 00:07
I think I see a cab
Crimes and Misdemeanors You told me it's been platonic for a year - Crimes and Misdemeanors 00:11
You told me it's been platonic for a year
Husbands and Wives See I've always had - Husbands and Wives 00:21
See I've always had
Husbands and Wives I do not flirt Don't tell me you don't flirt - Husbands and Wives 00:27
I do not flirt Don't tell me you don't flirt
Husbands and Wives Eh eh can I go Is this over - Husbands and Wives 00:04
Eh eh can I go Is this over
Shadows and Fog A deranged person is supposed to have the strength of ten men - Shadows and Fog 00:14
A deranged person is supposed to have the strength of ten...
Shadows and Fog By putting on spurs and riding men around - Shadows and Fog 00:32
By putting on spurs and riding men around
Shadows and Fog I don't know enough to be incompetent They don't tell me what - Shadows and Fog 00:05
I don't know enough to be incompetent They don't...
Manhattan Murder Mystery We'll do it You can't get through that - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:21
We'll do it You can't get through that
Manhattan Murder Mystery I can't wait to get into bed - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:15
I can't wait to get into bed
Manhattan Murder Mystery Exercising changed my life Just - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:15
Exercising changed my life Just
Manhattan Murder Mystery What do I buy a woman with everything We already have twin cemetery plots - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:22
What do I buy a woman with everything We already have twin...
Manhattan Murder Mystery Couldn't you keep the conversation going longer - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:22
Couldn't you keep the conversation going longer
Manhattan Murder Mystery I can't listen to that much Wagner I start to get the urge to conquer Poland - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:07
I can't listen to that much Wagner I start to get the...
Manhattan Murder Mystery This guy gets his jollies from licking stamps He's a boring - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:11
This guy gets his jollies from licking stamps He's a...
Manhattan Murder Mystery I was thinking of fixing Ted up with Helen Dubin - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:22
I was thinking of fixing Ted up with Helen Dubin
Manhattan Murder Mystery He sees himself as Humphrey Bogart in Casablanca - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:15
He sees himself as Humphrey Bogart in Casablanca
Manhattan Murder Mystery Right Meanwhile I can't get The Flying Dutchman theme out of my mind - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:18
Right Meanwhile I can't get The Flying Dutchman theme...
Manhattan Murder Mystery Helen Dubin's wrong for Ted - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:20
Helen Dubin's wrong for Ted
Manhattan Murder Mystery Yes Yes yes of course you woke us - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:11
Yes Yes yes of course you woke us
Manhattan Murder Mystery Ashes Did you wash your hands He had her cremated - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:13
Ashes Did you wash your hands He had her cremated
Manhattan Murder Mystery He's a poor widower He wants to go on a vacation or something - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:20
He's a poor widower He wants to go on a vacation or...
Manhattan Murder Mystery I know I know What about this - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:12
I know I know What about this
Manhattan Murder Mystery I don't know why you're not fascinated with this - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:11
I don't know why you're not fascinated with this
Manhattan Murder Mystery This is just such a shock - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:08
This is just such a shock
Manhattan Murder Mystery This book makes Finnegan's Wak e look like airplane reading But it s long - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:14
This book makes Finnegan's Wak e look like airplane...
Manhattan Murder Mystery You have all these skills and you're beautiful and you can write well - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:18
You have all these skills and you're beautiful and you...
Manhattan Murder Mystery I can't do it My wife I have a thing I have to do - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:13
I can't do it My wife I have a thing I have to do
Manhattan Murder Mystery What do you mean your case I don't wanna do this - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:19
What do you mean your case I don't wanna do this
Manhattan Murder Mystery What has gotten into you Save a little craziness for menopause - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:07
What has gotten into you Save a little craziness for...
Manhattan Murder Mystery I took the key and I let myself in - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:17
I took the key and I let myself in
Manhattan Murder Mystery I know I'm a bore I don't break the law I live within the Constitution - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:18
I know I'm a bore I don't break the law I live...
Manhattan Murder Mystery I was asleep dreaming of round card girls - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:09
I was asleep dreaming of round card girls
Manhattan Murder Mystery Is that what you do when I forbid you - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:08
Is that what you do when I forbid you
Manhattan Murder Mystery Damn it Don't do this - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:12
Damn it Don't do this
Manhattan Murder Mystery Let s get out Something's strange here - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:19
Let s get out Something's strange here
Manhattan Murder Mystery A bus passed me and she was on it - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:11
A bus passed me and she was on it
Manhattan Murder Mystery Oh God I keep hearing noises - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:15
Oh God I keep hearing noises
Manhattan Murder Mystery Mine Are these yours - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:07
Mine Are these yours
Manhattan Murder Mystery The super is a drunk - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:33
The super is a drunk
Manhattan Murder Mystery What are you making a face for You think she's her type - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:15
What are you making a face for You think she's her type
Manhattan Murder Mystery You seem in a strange mood I'm probably a little drunk - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:15
You seem in a strange mood I'm probably a little drunk
Manhattan Murder Mystery You've gotten so stodgy in your old age - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:27
You've gotten so stodgy in your old age
Manhattan Murder Mystery Oh Jesus You're white - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:09
Oh Jesus You're white