Clips with Woody Allen

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Small Time Crooks And then it hits me and believe me I'm no genius - Small Time Crooks 00:08
And then it hits me and believe me I'm no genius
Small Time Crooks You see how beautiful this is Yeah - Small Time Crooks 00:16
You see how beautiful this is Yeah
Small Time Crooks What you gonna do with that Burn it down - Small Time Crooks 00:11
What you gonna do with that Burn it down
Small Time Crooks Remember my nickname in the joint - Small Time Crooks 00:10
Remember my nickname in the joint
Small Time Crooks If you think Denny's slow your cousin May is dumb like a - Small Time Crooks 00:09
If you think Denny's slow your cousin May is dumb like...
Small Time Crooks Who the rat Funny You should be on TV - Small Time Crooks 00:07
Who the rat Funny You should be on TV
Small Time Crooks 'we make chicken chip cookies tuna mint ' - Small Time Crooks 00:06
'we make chicken chip cookies tuna mint '
Small Time Crooks She says it's Louis the I don't know Louis XIV or XV - Small Time Crooks 00:09
She says it's Louis the I don't know Louis XIV or...
Small Time Crooks Can we change the music I feel like I should be wearing a wig - Small Time Crooks 00:31
Can we change the music I feel like I should be wearing a...
Small Time Crooks You know for some reason you're always shooting down my dreams - Small Time Crooks 00:12
You know for some reason you're always shooting down my...
Small Time Crooks You hear about the Polish carpool - Small Time Crooks 00:08
You hear about the Polish carpool
Small Time Crooks But I'm not going to museums - Small Time Crooks 00:17
But I'm not going to museums
Small Time Crooks You can see the difference between this Tintoretto - Small Time Crooks 00:17
You can see the difference between this Tintoretto
Small Time Crooks What if I told you you were married to a very brilliant man - Small Time Crooks 00:08
What if I told you you were married to a very brilliant man
Small Time Crooks This is Henry James the author - Small Time Crooks 00:18
This is Henry James the author
Small Time Crooks Ray What is this - Small Time Crooks 00:18
Ray What is this
Small Time Crooks You know Frenchy eats frogs' legs - Small Time Crooks 00:12
You know Frenchy eats frogs' legs
Small Time Crooks I think she's got a crush on her teacher David - Small Time Crooks 00:21
I think she's got a crush on her teacher David
Small Time Crooks Pretty late You too What did you do - Small Time Crooks 00:28
Pretty late You too What did you do
Small Time Crooks What are you a stroke victim - Small Time Crooks 00:04
What are you a stroke victim
Small Time Crooks I don't know I get a bad vibe about this guy David - Small Time Crooks 00:23
I don't know I get a bad vibe about this guy David
Small Time Crooks Hey it was you who taught me how to open a safe - Small Time Crooks 00:35
Hey it was you who taught me how to open a safe
Hollywood Ending You had the escargot that afternoon - Hollywood Ending 00:33
You had the escargot that afternoon
Hollywood Ending What the hell am I doing in Canada - Hollywood Ending 00:11
What the hell am I doing in Canada
Hollywood Ending You have responsibility to yourself - Hollywood Ending 00:12
You have responsibility to yourself
Hollywood Ending What are you doing home - Hollywood Ending 00:17
What are you doing home
Hollywood Ending I got the last plane out of Toronto - Hollywood Ending 00:10
I got the last plane out of Toronto
Hollywood Ending I'm not going to work with Hal Yeager and Ellie - Hollywood Ending 00:10
I'm not going to work with Hal Yeager and Ellie
Hollywood Ending This guy stole my wife - Hollywood Ending 00:07
This guy stole my wife
Hollywood Ending I can't stick my girlfriend in a movie - Hollywood Ending 00:06
I can't stick my girlfriend in a movie
Hollywood Ending This is a woman I was married to for 10 years - Hollywood Ending 00:14
This is a woman I was married to for 10 years
Hollywood Ending I would kill for this job - Hollywood Ending 00:08
I would kill for this job
Hollywood Ending He's asking about the script Val - Hollywood Ending 00:08
He's asking about the script Val
Hollywood Ending The ending makes you crazy - Hollywood Ending 00:22
The ending makes you crazy
Hollywood Ending Hitchcock was an artist - Hollywood Ending 00:20
Hitchcock was an artist
Hollywood Ending The nicest thing about masturbation is afterward - Hollywood Ending 00:07
The nicest thing about masturbation is afterward
Hollywood Ending A tenth of a point after quadruple break even - Hollywood Ending 00:08
A tenth of a point after quadruple break even
Hollywood Ending Our marriage wasn't going anywhere - Hollywood Ending 00:13
Our marriage wasn't going anywhere
Hollywood Ending We didn't communicate - Hollywood Ending 00:15
We didn't communicate
Hollywood Ending You used to think I was creative and original - Hollywood Ending 00:25
You used to think I was creative and original
Hollywood Ending I said from the start to use Harold Pappas - Hollywood Ending 00:15
I said from the start to use Harold Pappas
Hollywood Ending I hear she's all sugar and sweetness to get in your good graces - Hollywood Ending 00:27
I hear she's all sugar and sweetness to get in your...
Hollywood Ending That wind up doll happens to have a Ph - Hollywood Ending 00:08
That wind up doll happens to have a Ph
Hollywood Ending With all due respect - Hollywood Ending 00:12
With all due respect
Hollywood Ending You will direct a hit picture - Hollywood Ending 00:15
You will direct a hit picture
Hollywood Ending If I act with a fine director like yourself - Hollywood Ending 00:24
If I act with a fine director like yourself
Hollywood Ending I'm telling you - Hollywood Ending 00:09
I'm telling you
Hollywood Ending Unless you tell him - Hollywood Ending 00:11
Unless you tell him
Hollywood Ending You were on the cutting edge of everything - Hollywood Ending 00:09
You were on the cutting edge of everything
Hollywood Ending That seems like so long ago now - Hollywood Ending 00:09
That seems like so long ago now
Hollywood Ending He pushed me down a flight of stairs - Hollywood Ending 00:11
He pushed me down a flight of stairs
Hollywood Ending That's the problem - Hollywood Ending 00:11
That's the problem
Hollywood Ending An olive branch - Hollywood Ending 00:11
An olive branch
Hollywood Ending I love you Scumbag - Hollywood Ending 00:04
I love you Scumbag
Hollywood Ending Call Dr Kevorkian - Hollywood Ending 00:05
Call Dr Kevorkian
Hollywood Ending Thank God the French exist - Hollywood Ending 00:04
Thank God the French exist
Anything Else What's going on - Anything Else 00:35
What's going on
Anything Else What did you do - Anything Else 01:04
What did you do
Anything Else There's nothing to look into - Anything Else 01:52
There's nothing to look into
Anything Else There will be no shortage of people who will tell you how to live - Anything Else 01:41
There will be no shortage of people who will tell you how to...
Anything Else You're afraid to sleep - Anything Else 00:27
You're afraid to sleep
Anything Else She encourages me to sleep with other women - Anything Else 00:15
She encourages me to sleep with other women
Anything Else Never trust a guy who fumbles for the check - Anything Else 00:08
Never trust a guy who fumbles for the check
Anything Else And said to the other guy Jews start all wars - Anything Else 00:06
And said to the other guy Jews start all wars
Anything Else Let me tell you - Anything Else 00:17
Let me tell you
Anything Else Dobel You think quantum physics has the answer - Anything Else 00:17
Dobel You think quantum physics has the answer
Anything Else If a guy comes out onstage at Carnegie Hall and throws up - Anything Else 00:11
If a guy comes out onstage at Carnegie Hall and throws up
Anything Else A really deep and meaningful title - Anything Else 00:22
A really deep and meaningful title
Anything Else Dobel Do you masturbate Falk What - Anything Else 00:23
Dobel Do you masturbate Falk What
Anything Else Marilyn Monroe and Sophia Loren - Anything Else 00:20
Marilyn Monroe and Sophia Loren