Woody Allen quotes in movies

What's New Pussycat 00:30

What would you like

What's New Pussycat 00:08

I I saw your lips standing there

What's New Pussycat 00:07

Do you think you could love a short man

What's Up, Tiger Lily? 00:32

Hollywood wanted to make the definitive spy picture

What's Up, Tiger Lily? 00:11

Woody because this story is a little bit difficult to follow

What's Up, Tiger Lily? 00:04

I promised I'd put her in the film

Bananas 00:17

I'm not suited to this job

Bananas 00:25

You er You busy tonight

Bananas 00:17

Hey Ralph how much is a copy of Orgasm

Bananas 00:08

Doing a sociological study on perversion

Bananas 00:17

May I ask what do you do

Bananas 00:12

Is it possible to discuss that over dinner tomorrow night

Bananas 00:20

I love Eastern philosophies

Bananas 00:25

Have you ever read the I Ching

Bananas 00:24

You know I was just saying to Have you ever been to Denmark

Bananas 00:26

You know I was just saying to someone the other day that the...

Bananas 00:25

You're not You don't have hostility to the male...

Bananas 00:24

Listen why don't you take my phone number here

Bananas 00:14

I love you I love you

Bananas 00:15

I once stole a pornographic book that was printed in Braille

Bananas 00:25

And I I guess I had a good relationship with my parents I

Bananas 00:14

Erm and I was a nervous child I was a bed wetter

Bananas 00:26

I have to tell you something and I don't know how to...

Bananas 00:17

Something's missing Well what's missing

Bananas 00:30

Me too That binds us together I wanna work with pygmies in...

Bananas 00:17

You're immature Fielding How am I immature

Bananas 00:39

Well then maybe it's my fault

Bananas 00:17

Can you believe that She says I'm not leader enough for...

Bananas 00:15

I fell in love She just stood there Did you have trouble...

Bananas 00:09

I'm so depressed I'd kill myself if I thought that...

Bananas 00:21

What are you gonna do I gotta get out of here

Bananas 00:08

Jesus Life is so cruel

Bananas 00:06

Blood That should be on the inside

Bananas 00:11

Yes you cannot bash in the head of an American citizen

Bananas 00:25

So what do you think will happen if you show your face...

Bananas 00:22

Just how long will it be before I can go back to New York

Bananas 00:13

You have a chance to die for freedom

Bananas 00:17

History sometimes chooses strange ways

Bananas 00:08

What the hell is this stuff anyhow

Bananas 00:31

In the event of snakebite you make an incision

Bananas 00:43

From this day on

Bananas 00:11

I don't want to be president You're making a big...

Bananas 00:23

The Americans won't recognise us 'cause they think...

Bananas 00:21

We need money What is the chief export of San Marcos

Bananas 00:43

I am Mr Hernandez the official interpreter

Bananas 00:23

I'm I'm reminded tonight of the

Bananas 00:41

Although the United States is a very rich country

Bananas 00:16

I object Your Honour This trial is a travesty

Bananas 00:16

I move for a mistrial

Bananas 00:25

Your witness

Bananas 00:29

I'm sorry to disappoint you but I've known...

Bananas 00:14

Do you think there is there any possibility that maybe we...

Bananas 00:30

Can you like define the meaning of love

Everything You Always Wanted... 00:08

And I love the new exercise His Majesty does to keep in...

Everything You Always Wanted... 00:18

Are you studying sexual phenomena too

Everything You Always Wanted... 00:21

Victor look

Everything You Always Wanted... 00:05

Sheriff I wanna report an escaped tit A what

Everything You Always Wanted... 00:09

Have you been drinking We don't have time to argue

Everything You Always Wanted... 00:08

I've never told anyone this before

Everything You Always Wanted... 00:13

I've learned one thing from this whole situation and...

Everything You Always Wanted... 00:36

Well this looks like it Do you know what it's like out...

Play It Again, Sam 00:46

Are you all right

Play It Again, Sam 00:50

If that plane leaves the ground

Play It Again, Sam 00:53

She wants to go skiing

Play It Again, Sam 00:58

You have invested your emotions in a losing stock

Play It Again, Sam 00:23

My lawyer will call your lawyer

Play It Again, Sam 00:47

The world is full of eligible women

Play It Again, Sam 00:47

This was a little girl I found waiting tables at The Hip...

Play It Again, Sam 00:20

I'll be home

Play It Again, Sam 00:21

He was always very fussy