Clips with Woody Allen

Manhattan You just can't live the way you do It's all so perfect - Manhattan 00:30 You just can't live the way you do It's all so... Annie Hall It's so clean out here - Annie Hall 00:08 It's so clean out here Annie Hall And we both had to go - Annie Hall 00:46 And we both had to go Annie Hall I don't know - Annie Hall 00:23 I don't know Annie Hall I loave you - Annie Hall 00:14 I loave you Annie Hall Sun is bad for you - Annie Hall 00:08 Sun is bad for you Annie Hall There's an old joke   um - Annie Hall 01:04 There's an old joke um Annie Hall What I wouldn't give for a large sock with horse manure in it - Annie Hall 00:52 What I wouldn't give for a large sock with horse manure... Annie Hall Because we're just gonna go home later - Annie Hall 00:19 Because we're just gonna go home later Annie Hall Constantly - Annie Hall 00:10 Constantly Annie Hall That sex was the most fun I've ever had without laughing - Annie Hall 00:05 That sex was the most fun I've ever had without... Annie Hall A relationship - Annie Hall 00:12 A relationship Annie Hall You look like a very happy couple - Annie Hall 00:24 You look like a very happy couple Annie Hall I didn't start out spying - Annie Hall 00:50 I didn't start out spying Annie Hall What's the matter - Annie Hall 00:09 What's the matter Annie Hall I can't believe it - Annie Hall 00:08 I can't believe it Annie Hall I remember the staff at our public school - Annie Hall 00:15 I remember the staff at our public school Annie Hall That's a polite word for what you are - Annie Hall 00:35 That's a polite word for what you are Annie Hall Sex with you is really a Kafka esque experience - Annie Hall 00:11 Sex with you is really a Kafka esque experience Annie Hall Homosexual pornographers - Annie Hall 00:11 Homosexual pornographers Annie Hall Don't worry - Annie Hall 00:05 Don't worry Annie Hall With your wife in bed - Annie Hall 00:41 With your wife in bed Annie Hall My grammy never gave gifts - Annie Hall 00:07 My grammy never gave gifts Annie Hall I was thrown out of N - Annie Hall 00:39 I was thrown out of N Annie Hall Sometimes I ask myself how I'd stand up under torture - Annie Hall 00:12 Sometimes I ask myself how I'd stand up under torture Annie Hall There's a spider in your bathroom the size of a Buick - Annie Hall 00:05 There's a spider in your bathroom the size of a Buick Annie Hall Can I confess something - Annie Hall 00:52 Can I confess something Annie Hall Whose idea was it - Annie Hall 00:21 Whose idea was it Annie Hall There's Henry Drucker - Annie Hall 00:13 There's Henry Drucker Annie Hall You're what Grammy Hall would call a real Jew - Annie Hall 00:16 You're what Grammy Hall would call a real Jew Annie Hall There's a big lobster behind the refrigerator - Annie Hall 00:12 There's a big lobster behind the refrigerator Annie Hall You see an analyst - Annie Hall 00:11 You see an analyst Annie Hall Do you know about that - Annie Hall 00:15 Do you know about that Annie Hall They did not take me in the Army - Annie Hall 00:10 They did not take me in the Army Annie Hall In 1942 I had already discovered women - Annie Hall 00:33 In 1942 I had already discovered women Annie Hall I'm so tired of spending evenings making fake insights with people who work for  Dysentery - Annie Hall 00:12 I'm so tired of spending evenings making fake insights... Annie Hall I think there's too much burden placed on the orgasm - Annie Hall 00:19 I think there's too much burden placed on the orgasm Annie Hall You must be getting your period - Annie Hall 00:13 You must be getting your period Annie Hall I'm in the midst of doing my thesis - Annie Hall 00:33 I'm in the midst of doing my thesis Annie Hall You know that - Annie Hall 00:18 You know that Annie Hall I can't get with any religion that advertises in Popular Mechanics - Annie Hall 00:06 I can't get with any religion that advertises in... Annie Hall She's right - Annie Hall 00:19 She's right Annie Hall The illusion that it will make a white woman more like Billie Holiday - Annie Hall 00:38 The illusion that it will make a white woman more like... Annie Hall Lyndon Johnson is a politician - Annie Hall 00:09 Lyndon Johnson is a politician Annie Hall You're an actor - Annie Hall 00:33 You're an actor Annie Hall I   I ripen and then rot - Annie Hall 00:11 I I ripen and then rot Annie Hall Harvard makes mistakes too - Annie Hall 00:07 Harvard makes mistakes too Annie Hall Are you going with a right wing rock 'n roll star - Annie Hall 00:05 Are you going with a right wing rock 'n roll star Annie Hall What are you depressed about - Annie Hall 00:12 What are you depressed about Annie Hall You know what - Annie Hall 00:25 You know what Annie Hall As Balzac said - Annie Hall 00:15 As Balzac said Annie Hall After that - Annie Hall 00:46 After that Annie Hall You're seeing an analyst - Annie Hall 00:11 You're seeing an analyst Annie Hall You want some - Annie Hall 00:16 You want some Annie Hall I hope you don't mind that I took so long to finish - Annie Hall 00:13 I hope you don't mind that I took so long to finish Annie Hall Well I'm sorry I've gotta see a picture exactly from the start to the finish - Annie Hall 00:11 Well I'm sorry I've gotta see a picture exactly... Annie Hall No I don't wanna live in a city where the only cultural advantage - Annie Hall 00:09 No I don't wanna live in a city where the only cultural... Annie Hall Sylvia Plath Interesting poetess whose tragic suicide - Annie Hall 00:09 Sylvia Plath Interesting poetess whose tragic suicide Annie Hall You play very well - Annie Hall 00:23 You play very well Annie Hall You're what Grammy Hall would call a real Jew - Annie Hall 00:17 You're what Grammy Hall would call a real Jew Annie Hall Hey is something wrong No Why - Annie Hall 00:30 Hey is something wrong No Why Annie Hall That was so nice - Annie Hall 00:09 That was so nice Annie Hall Alvy you're a total paranoid - Annie Hall 00:20 Alvy you're a total paranoid Annie Hall I'm gonna have the corned beef please - Annie Hall 00:11 I'm gonna have the corned beef please Annie Hall Jesus What did you do Come by way of the Panama Canal - Annie Hall 00:09 Jesus What did you do Come by way of the Panama Canal Annie Hall I don't know why they would have me at this kind of rally cos - Annie Hall 00:27 I don't know why they would have me at this kind of... Annie Hall Two minutes ago the Knicks are ahead 14 points and now they're ahead two points - Annie Hall 00:24 Two minutes ago the Knicks are ahead 14 points and now... Annie Hall Sometimes I wonder where my classmates are today - Annie Hall 00:21 Sometimes I wonder where my classmates are today Annie Hall Lately the strangest things have been going through my mind - Annie Hall 00:35 Lately the strangest things have been going through my mind