Clips with Woody Allen

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Annie Hall Grass right The illusion that it makes a white woman more like Billie HolidayHave you ever made love high Me NoIf I have grass or alcohol I get unbearably wonderfulI get too wonderful for wordsI don't know why you have to get high every time we make - Annie Hall 00:38
Grass right The illusion that it makes a white woman more...
Annie Hall Is something wrong No whyI don't know It's like you're removedNo I'm fineReallyI don't know You seem sort of distantLet's just do it all rightWas it my imagination or are you just going through the motionsAlvy do you remember where I put my drawing - Annie Hall 00:28
Is something wrong No whyI don't know It's like...
Annie Hall And I was thrown out of NYU my freshman yearfor cheating on my metaphysics finalI looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to meMy mother an emotionally high strung woman locked herself in the bathroomand took an overdose of mah jongg tilesI was - Annie Hall 00:39
And I was thrown out of NYU my freshman yearfor cheating on...
Annie Hall I can't believe this familyAnnie's mother is really beautifulAnd they're talking swap meets and boat basinsThe old lady at the end of the table is a classic Jew hater - Annie Hall 00:16
I can't believe this familyAnnie's mother is...
Annie Hall Can I confess somethingI tell you this because as an artist I think you'll understandSometimes when I'm drivingon the road at nightI see two headlights coming toward me fastI have this impulse to turn the wheel quicklyhead on into the oncoming carI can - Annie Hall 00:52
Can I confess somethingI tell you this because as an artist...
Annie Hall I didn't start out spying I thought I'd surprise you pick you up after schoolYou wanted to keep the relationship flexible remember It's your phraseYou're having an affair with your college professorThat jerk that teaches that crap course Contemporary - Annie Hall 00:50
I didn't start out spying I thought I'd surprise...
Annie Hall I told her about the family and my feelings towards menand my relationship with my brotherThen she mentioned penis envy Do you know about thatI'm one of the few males who suffers from that Go on - Annie Hall 00:15
I told her about the family and my feelings towards menand...
Annie Hall With your wife in bed does she need some kind of artificial stimulationlike marijuanaWe use a large vibrating eggA large vibrating eggI ask a psychopath I get that kind of answer Jesus - Annie Hall 00:16
With your wife in bed does she need some kind of artificial...
Annie Hall You look like a very happy coupleAre you YeahHow do you account for itI'm very shallow and empty and I have no ideasand nothing interesting to sayI'm exactly the same way I seeThat's interesting So you've managed to work out something - Annie Hall 00:23
You look like a very happy coupleAre you YeahHow do you...
Annie Hall We never have any fun anymore How can you say thatWhy not You're always leaning on me to improve myselfYou're upset You must be getting your periodI don't get a period I'm a cartoon character Can't I be upset sometimes - Annie Hall 00:15
We never have any fun anymore How can you say thatWhy not...
Annie Hall No I couldn't make it My raccoon had hepatitis - Annie Hall 00:05
No I couldn't make it My raccoon had hepatitis
Annie Hall I can't get with any religion that advertises in Popular Mechanics Look - Annie Hall 00:06
I can't get with any religion that advertises in...
Annie Hall I was at the Stones' concert when they killed that guy RememberWere you I was at an Alice Cooper thingwhere six people were rushed to the hospital with bad vibes - Annie Hall 00:12
I was at the Stones' concert when they killed that guy...
Annie Hall I hope you don't mind that I took so long to finishMe No Don't be sillyI'm starting to get some feeling back in my jaw now - Annie Hall 00:13
I hope you don't mind that I took so long to finishMe...
Annie Hall Sex with you is really a Kafkaesque experienceThank youI mean that as a compliment - Annie Hall 00:11
Sex with you is really a Kafkaesque experienceThank youI...
Annie Hall I think there's too much burden placed on the orgasmto make up for empty areas in lifeWho said thatI don't know I think it may have been Leopold and Loeb - Annie Hall 00:19
I think there's too much burden placed on the orgasmto...
Annie Hall Are you going with a right wing rock and roll star - Annie Hall 00:05
Are you going with a right wing rock and roll star
Annie Hall There's a spider in your bathroom the size of a Buick - Annie Hall 00:05
There's a spider in your bathroom the size of a Buick
Annie Hall I don't think I could take a mellow evening I don't respond well to mellowIf I get too mellow I ripen and rot - Annie Hall 00:10
I don't think I could take a mellow evening I...
Annie Hall How often do you sleep together Do you have sex oftenHardly ever Maybe three times a weekConstantly I'd say three times a week Like the other night Alvy wanted sex - Annie Hall 00:12
How often do you sleep together Do you have sex oftenHardly...
Annie Hall Don't put it on me I don't want to put a wad of white powder in my noseThere's the nasal membraneYou never want to try anything new How can you say thatI said you I and that girl from acting class should sleep togetherThat's sick I know it's sick but it's - Annie Hall 00:22
Don't put it on me I don't want to put a wad of...
Annie Hall It's so clean out hereBecause they don't throw garbage away They make it into TV shows - Annie Hall 00:08
It's so clean out hereBecause they don't throw...
Annie Hall I know A relationship is like a sharkIt has to constantly move forward or it diesAnd I think what we've got on our hands is a dead shark - Annie Hall 00:12
I know A relationship is like a sharkIt has to constantly...
Annie Hall Harvard makes mistakes too Kissinger taught there - Annie Hall 00:06
Harvard makes mistakes too Kissinger taught there
Annie Hall I'm not myself since I stopped smoking When did you quit - Annie Hall 00:07
I'm not myself since I stopped smoking When did you...
Annie Hall What's so great about New York It's a dying city You read Death in VeniceYou didn't read Death in Venice until I bought it for youThat's right You only gave me books with the word death in the title - Annie Hall 00:13
What's so great about New York It's a dying city...
Annie Hall You're incapable of enjoying life You know thatYou're like New York City You're just this personYou're like this island unto yourselfI can't enjoy anything unless everybody isIf one guy is starving someplace it puts a crimp in my evening - Annie Hall 00:18
You're incapable of enjoying life You know...
Annie Hall Awards They do nothing but give out awards I can't believe it - Annie Hall 00:08
Awards They do nothing but give out awards I can't...
Annie Hall They do nothing but give out awards I can't believe itGreatest Fascist Dictator Adolph Hitler - Annie Hall 00:08
They do nothing but give out awards I can't believe...
Annie Hall You know how you're always trying to get things to come out perfect in artbecause it's real difficult in life - Annie Hall 00:08
You know how you're always trying to get things to come...
Annie Hall After that it got late and we both had to goBut it was great seeing Annie againI realize what a terrific person she wasand how much fun it was just knowing herAnd I thought of that old jokeThis guy goes to a psychiatrist and says Doc my brother's crazyHe - Annie Hall 00:46
After that it got late and we both had to goBut it was great...
Manhattan You just can't live the way you do It's all so perfect - Manhattan 00:30
You just can't live the way you do It's all so...
Stardust Memories Just a little while back - Stardust Memories 03:40
Just a little while back
Stardust Memories But shouldn't I stop making movies and do something that counts - Stardust Memories 01:11
But shouldn't I stop making movies and do something...
Stardust Memories What have you got against intellectuals - Stardust Memories 00:44
What have you got against intellectuals
Stardust Memories So so what are you saying - Stardust Memories 00:54
So so what are you saying
Stardust Memories Are you Sandy Bates - Stardust Memories 00:37
Are you Sandy Bates
Stardust Memories What do you mean - Stardust Memories 00:48
What do you mean
Stardust Memories The town is jammed - Stardust Memories 00:08
The town is jammed
Stardust Memories That aftershave - Stardust Memories 00:24
That aftershave
Stardust Memories I understand you studied philosophy at school - Stardust Memories 00:27
I understand you studied philosophy at school
Stardust Memories Can I talk to you about an idea for a film I have - Stardust Memories 00:19
Can I talk to you about an idea for a film I have
Stardust Memories Because in my family nobody ever committed suicide - Stardust Memories 00:19
Because in my family nobody ever committed suicide
Stardust Memories I'm a psychoanalyst - Stardust Memories 00:10
I'm a psychoanalyst
Stardust Memories A lot of people have accused you of being narcissistic - Stardust Memories 00:22
A lot of people have accused you of being narcissistic
Stardust Memories I had two heart attacks before I got the bicycle - Stardust Memories 00:11
I had two heart attacks before I got the bicycle
Stardust Memories Mom's blind in one eye - Stardust Memories 00:17
Mom's blind in one eye
Stardust Memories I've had six chauffeurs in two years - Stardust Memories 00:18
I've had six chauffeurs in two years
Stardust Memories To you I'm an atheist To God I'm the loyal opposition - Stardust Memories 00:07
To you I'm an atheist To God I'm the loyal...
Stardust Memories You can't control life - Stardust Memories 00:13
You can't control life
Stardust Memories Oh I don t know Like what do you do for example for laughs - Stardust Memories 00:13
Oh I don t know Like what do you do for example for laughs
Stardust Memories I don't know much about classic music - Stardust Memories 00:18
I don't know much about classic music
Stardust Memories He played the part of God - Stardust Memories 00:25
He played the part of God
Stardust Memories And just a little while back just before I died in fact - Stardust Memories 01:26
And just a little while back just before I died in fact
A Midsummer Night's Sex... Marriage for me is the death of hope - A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy 00:38
Marriage for me is the death of hope
A Midsummer Night's Sex... What am I gonna do - A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy 00:27
What am I gonna do
A Midsummer Night's Sex... You only live once - A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy 00:53
You only live once
A Midsummer Night's Sex... I think I fractured my last remaining nose - A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy 01:02
I think I fractured my last remaining nose
A Midsummer Night's Sex... You know Maxwell I don't know where he comes up with some of these women - A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy 00:21
You know Maxwell I don't know where he comes up with...
A Midsummer Night's Sex... I wonder if geniuses have problems with their sex lives - A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy 00:05
I wonder if geniuses have problems with their sex lives
A Midsummer Night's Sex... She was never like that and then one day it just set in - A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy 00:06
She was never like that and then one day it just set in
A Midsummer Night's Sex... She's very free thinking and forward - A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy 00:36
She's very free thinking and forward
A Midsummer Night's Sex... When Raphael first laid eyes on it - A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy 00:16
When Raphael first laid eyes on it
A Midsummer Night's Sex... Do you have any idea how much I lusted after you - A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy 00:58
Do you have any idea how much I lusted after you
A Midsummer Night's Sex... I'm a doctor and I believe in the spirit world - A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy 00:08
I'm a doctor and I believe in the spirit world
A Midsummer Night's Sex... You know you I'm gonna have to take to a hypnotist - A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy 00:23
You know you I'm gonna have to take to a hypnotist
A Midsummer Night's Sex... Smell someone else - A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy 00:08
Smell someone else
A Midsummer Night's Sex... I dunno because you just lust after her - A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy 00:16
I dunno because you just lust after her
A Midsummer Night's Sex... He's a wonderful guy and a terrific doctor - A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy 00:10
He's a wonderful guy and a terrific doctor
A Midsummer Night's Sex... Andrew we'll get killed - A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy 00:09
Andrew we'll get killed