Woody Allen quotes in movies

A Midsummer Night's Sex... 00:17

Now I know my flying bicycle won't handle that weight

A Midsummer Night's Sex... 00:07

How's your marriage

A Midsummer Night's Sex... 00:46

Where will you settle after you marry

A Midsummer Night's Sex... 00:06

I don't die for love

A Midsummer Night's Sex... 00:08

What are you doing

A Midsummer Night's Sex... 00:07

It's disgusting

A Midsummer Night's Sex... 00:05

Sex alleviates tension and love causes it

A Midsummer Night's Sex... 00:09

You're an inventor

A Midsummer Night's Sex... 00:04

She's loved me from the first day I took her to a...

A Midsummer Night's Sex... 00:10

Nobody plans these things

A Midsummer Night's Sex... 00:05

Not an internist

A Midsummer Night's Sex... 00:09

We both had wine and you showed me your latest invention

A Midsummer Night's Sex... 00:05

It's nothing serious Just an arrow in his heart

A Midsummer Night's Sex... 00:19

It was a perfect moonlit summer night

A Midsummer Night's Sex... 00:25

I'm still spinning

Zelig 00:16

I worked with Freud in Vienna

Zelig 00:14

I have an interesting case

Zelig 00:34

My brother beat me

Zelig 00:34

I'm 12 years old

Zelig 00:12

The pancakes

Zelig 00:12

I love baseball

Zelig 00:11

I don't know

Zelig 00:19

To the gentleman who's appendix I took out

Zelig 00:23

My deepest apology goes to the Trochman family in Detroit

Zelig 00:10

But I've never flown before in my life

Broadway Danny Rose 00:31

May I say one word

Broadway Danny Rose 00:15

What about my one legged tap dancer

Broadway Danny Rose 00:12

What about Eddie Clark's penguin

Broadway Danny Rose 00:15

I don't wanna badmouth the kid

Broadway Danny Rose 00:17

She's gonna be at Carnegie Hall

Broadway Danny Rose 00:22

If you take my advice

Broadway Danny Rose 00:17

But the thing to remember is before you go out on stage

Broadway Danny Rose 00:18

Let me ask you a question

Broadway Danny Rose 00:10

I drove up here today

Broadway Danny Rose 00:14

If your wife never wakes up again

Broadway Danny Rose 00:27

I think about you in the long run

Broadway Danny Rose 00:22

I want to go across the street and get one white rose

Broadway Danny Rose 00:20

That's my point

Broadway Danny Rose 00:12

How old are you

Broadway Danny Rose 00:12

Don't forget to do My Funny Valentine with the...

Broadway Danny Rose 00:12

The cat ate his bird

Broadway Danny Rose 00:17

You're a sick individual

Broadway Danny Rose 00:12

He's not cheating with you

Broadway Danny Rose 00:25

My friends told me he was at the track last night with his...

Broadway Danny Rose 00:13

I own a fleet of cement mixers

Broadway Danny Rose 00:28

I saw this guy in Atlantic City

Broadway Danny Rose 00:22

That's my gesture

Broadway Danny Rose 00:13

You're not so terrible

Broadway Danny Rose 00:28

Can I tell you a secret

Broadway Danny Rose 00:12

That guy Johnny must have really been crazy about you

Broadway Danny Rose 00:27

What did your husband do

Broadway Danny Rose 00:16

Juice man for the Mob

Broadway Danny Rose 00:30

So who else have you handle besides Lou

Broadway Danny Rose 00:37

They just split

Broadway Danny Rose 00:07

It's important to feel guilty

Broadway Danny Rose 00:22

Get up slowly and get outta here

Broadway Danny Rose 00:22

What do you mean

Broadway Danny Rose 00:34

We're in the middle of nowhere

Broadway Danny Rose 00:13

There's a guy there with a boat

Broadway Danny Rose 00:06

I need a valium the size of a hockey puck

Broadway Danny Rose 00:24

You know what I'd do with this room

Broadway Danny Rose 00:30

Know what my philosophy of life is

Broadway Danny Rose 00:24

Just let me say one thing

Broadway Danny Rose 00:06

And I don't mean to be didactic or facetious in any way

Broadway Danny Rose 00:07

I know it's hard to take

Broadway Danny Rose 00:07

I don't wanna get my legs chopped off cos I do a guy a...

Broadway Danny Rose 00:56

Now start to wriggle

Broadway Danny Rose 00:09

I'm wriggling Keep wriggling

Broadway Danny Rose 00:07

I'm just the beard

Hannah and Her Sisters 08:15

I really hit bottom