Clips with Woody Allen

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Manhattan Murder Mystery What are you making a face for Will you come on - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:05
What are you making a face for Will you come on
Manhattan Murder Mystery 607 Very nice - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:05
607 Very nice
Manhattan Murder Mystery Larry What - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:13
Larry What
Manhattan Murder Mystery Come on move Move Adrenaline is leaking out of my ears - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:09
Come on move Move Adrenaline is leaking out of my ears
Manhattan Murder Mystery I've never seen a dead person before in my life - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:19
I've never seen a dead person before in my life
Manhattan Murder Mystery Is this the most exciting thing that s ever happened to us - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:28
Is this the most exciting thing that s ever happened to us
Manhattan Murder Mystery They got a mind like a steel sieve - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:04
They got a mind like a steel sieve
Manhattan Murder Mystery Your police identification card - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:13
Your police identification card
Manhattan Murder Mystery I'm a world renowned claustrophobic It s okay - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:10
I'm a world renowned claustrophobic It s okay
Manhattan Murder Mystery My life is passing in front of my eyes The worst part is I'm driving a used car - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:12
My life is passing in front of my eyes The worst part is...
Manhattan Murder Mystery So that s where he hid her Claustrophobia and a dead body - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:14
So that s where he hid her Claustrophobia and a dead body
Manhattan Murder Mystery What are you doing Hey what are you doing with matches - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:20
What are you doing Hey what are you doing with matches
Manhattan Murder Mystery I am not jealous What are you - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:15
I am not jealous What are you
Manhattan Murder Mystery Only he says he had his wife buried - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:16
Only he says he had his wife buried
Manhattan Murder Mystery That s why we don't live in Duluth Plus I don't know where Duluth is - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:17
That s why we don't live in Duluth Plus I don't...
Manhattan Murder Mystery Now you can send him to the chair I like this woman She's lurid - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:21
Now you can send him to the chair I like this woman...
Manhattan Murder Mystery Remember that book you recommended Murder in Manhattan - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:23
Remember that book you recommended Murder in Manhattan
Manhattan Murder Mystery You're saying you wanna provoke Mr House into trying to murder Larry and me - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:30
You're saying you wanna provoke Mr House into trying to...
Manhattan Murder Mystery Okay Sit down We're going to the theatre - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:20
Okay Sit down We're going to the theatre
Manhattan Murder Mystery Nothing I'm her editor It s time to re evaluate our lives - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:16
Nothing I'm her editor It s time to re evaluate our...
Manhattan Murder Mystery Maybe I'll go back to my shrink You don't have to see a shrink - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:14
Maybe I'll go back to my shrink You don't have to...
Manhattan Murder Mystery I'm aiming at you lover Of course killing you is killing myself - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:57
I'm aiming at you lover Of course killing you is...
Manhattan Murder Mystery You don't know what s going on I'll never say life doesn't imitate art again - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:09
You don't know what s going on I'll never say life...
Everyone Says I Love You I'm gonna kill myself - Everyone Says I Love You 01:06
I'm gonna kill myself
Everyone Says I Love You You always pick the wrong women - Everyone Says I Love You 00:56
You always pick the wrong women
Everyone Says I Love You Madeline was an archaeologist - Everyone Says I Love You 00:35
Madeline was an archaeologist
Everyone Says I Love You She was a heroin addict - Everyone Says I Love You 00:09
She was a heroin addict
Everyone Says I Love You It is better to be the leaver than the leavee - Everyone Says I Love You 00:05
It is better to be the leaver than the leavee
Everyone Says I Love You Hey you gotta be kidding My knowledge of art is limited - Everyone Says I Love You 00:08
Hey you gotta be kidding My knowledge of art is limited
Everyone Says I Love You You're going to major in Journalism or Law - Everyone Says I Love You 00:05
You're going to major in Journalism or Law
Everyone Says I Love You There was a moment there when I stroked when I should have hickeyed - Everyone Says I Love You 00:06
There was a moment there when I stroked when I should have...
Everyone Says I Love You That's something we never gonna know - Everyone Says I Love You 00:26
That's something we never gonna know
Antz And you know the guy flew away when I was just a larvaAnd my job don't get me started on because it really annoys meI I was not cut out to be a worker I'll tell you right nowI I I feel physically inadequateMy whole life I've never been able to lift more - Antz 01:07
And you know the guy flew away when I was just a larvaAnd my...
Antz Is not my idea of a rewarding career - Antz 00:06
Is not my idea of a rewarding career
Antz Okay I've got to keep a positive attitudeA good attitude even though I'm utterly insignificantI'm I'm insignificant um but with attitude - Antz 00:12
Okay I've got to keep a positive attitudeA good...
Antz Chuckles I didn't see ya Great AztecaIt's working already I'm so meaningless I'm invisibleGrunts LaughsNow you're getting itAfter all it's not about youIt's about us the teamIt's about thisUh a giant hole in the ground - Antz 00:25
Chuckles I didn't see ya Great AztecaIt's working...
Antz Come on Z Help us build a bigger better colonyAnd for cryin' out loud try to be happy about itSure you know I mean why whyI mean how could I possibly be unhappy being a piece of construction equipment - Antz 00:14
Come on Z Help us build a bigger better colonyAnd for...
Antz This is just a lawsuit waiting to happen - Antz 00:04
This is just a lawsuit waiting to happen
Antz Yes Yes Yes I understand - Antz 00:06
Yes Yes Yes I understand
Antz It's a shame There are some fine officers here - Antz 00:04
It's a shame There are some fine officers here
Antz Man Two aphid beers Why'd I have to be born a workerSoldiers get all the glory plus you get to go out in the worldYou meet interesting insects you get to kill themYeah But you get to spend all day with thosebeautiful worker girlsWeaver they're career - Antz 00:23
Man Two aphid beers Why'd I have to be born a...
Antz Chuckles Don't you want your aphid beerCall me crazy but Clears ThroatI have a thing about drinking from the anus of another creature Okay - Antz 00:09
Chuckles Don't you want your aphid beerCall me crazy...
Antz What are you bitching aboutIn case you haven't noticed we ants are running the showWe're the lords of the EarthHey Don't talk to me about earth okay'Cause I just spent all day hauling it around - Antz 00:15
What are you bitching aboutIn case you haven't noticed...
Antz Nothing like post traumatic stress disorder to make your day complete - Antz 00:06
Nothing like post traumatic stress disorder to make your day...
Antz What a bunch of losersMindless zombies capitulating to an oppressive systemHi Want to dance Absolutely - Antz 00:12
What a bunch of losersMindless zombies capitulating to an...
Antz So how come I haven't seen you around here beforeOh I don't get out muchI uh I work over at the palaceOh the palace huh I bet those royals really live it upCourse they're all a little you know from inbreeding What - Antz 00:19
So how come I haven't seen you around here beforeOh I...
Antz Would I meet some worker girlsAre you kidding They always go after the new guyIt's like a sport for themAnd And believe me they will definitely gofor an adorable little insect like you Mmm - Antz 00:15
Would I meet some worker girlsAre you kidding They always go...
Antz You know I think there's been a terrible mistakeYou know the truth is I just I just came for the speech - Antz 00:08
You know I think there's been a terrible mistakeYou...
Antz So these termites they're they re Continues IndistinctThese guys are not going to put up much of a fight We're talkin' pushovers rightNot really kid They're five times our sizeAnd they shoot acid from their foreheads Gasps - Antz 00:13
So these termites they're they re Continues...
Antz Hey Wait a minute Let's not get We're being too hasty hereThese These guys sound like bruisersJust how were you figuring on beating themSuperior numbers kid Overwhelm their defenses and kill their queenHey fellas You're being a little extreme I feelW Why - Antz 00:24
Hey Wait a minute Let's not get We're being too...
Antz Not on a first date - Antz 00:08
Not on a first date
Antz Haven't I seen you somewhere beforeWell maybe Then again maybe notAnd then then againYowch That's it You're the guy from the barDon't Shh Bar What barI danced with this guy at the bar the other nightHe was just a worker thenWhat were you doing at a bar - Antz 00:54
Haven't I seen you somewhere beforeWell maybe Then...
Antz You're not going to let a little near death experience ruin your mood are you - Antz 00:06
You're not going to let a little near death experience...
Antz I've been kidnapped by the village idiotWho's the bigger idiot the idiot or the idiot who gets kidnapped by the idiot - Antz 00:09
I've been kidnapped by the village idiotWho's the...
Antz Don't you get itI chose you because you were the most pathetic little bug in the jointI was gonna let you become part of my most erotic fantasiesBut now you can forget that - Antz 00:15
Don't you get itI chose you because you were the most...
Antz Write it off you know I guess what you prefer is Old Blood and GutsThis guy's idea of a romantic night out is two seats at a public executionBoy You really chose the right husbandFor your informationthe general and I are deeplydeeply in engaged - Antz 00:22
Write it off you know I guess what you prefer is Old Blood...
Antz Stop I order you to stop WorkerHey I got a name Okay It's ZAnd out here you can't order me around - Antz 00:13
Stop I order you to stop WorkerHey I got a name Okay...
Antz I mean think about it Do you really want to be Mrs Raving Lunatic - Antz 00:08
I mean think about it Do you really want to be Mrs Raving...
Antz Mm You have such a big heartThat's why you're my little cuddly widdlesOh my big strong pheromone factoryMmm OhOh brother Suddenly I've lost my appetite - Antz 00:20
Mm You have such a big heartThat's why you're my...
Antz Who the hell is that - Antz 00:05
Who the hell is that
Antz And Sighs you know he just died in my arms like thatI You know I don't think he ever once in his lifemade his own choiceI never knew it was like thatI mean up in the palaceWell I guess we just let the general make all the decisions - Antz 00:24
And Sighs you know he just died in my arms like thatI You...
Antz Let me ask you something What made you come to the bar that nightI guess I was looking for a little troubleWell Chuckles trouble's my middle nameActually my middle name is Marion but uh - Antz 00:16
Let me ask you something What made you come to the bar that...
Antz All right look Let's be rational about thisYou know Bala and I you know she's a princessand I'm a I'm a soil relocation engineer - Antz 00:12
All right look Let's be rational about thisYou know...
Antz Look I got orders and those orders say digWhat if someone ordered you to jump off a bridge Ju Ju JuOh brother I'm asking the wrong guy here Look think for yourselves - Antz 00:14
Look I got orders and those orders say digWhat if someone...
Antz Z I've gotta help my MomDon't worry I know almost exactly what I'm doing - Antz 00:09
Z I've gotta help my MomDon't worry I know almost...
Antz Let go Don't you understand It's for the good of the colonyWha What are you saying We are the colonySoldiers ExclaimingCutter what are you doingSomething I should've done a long time agoThis is for the good of the colony sirYou useless ungrateful maggotI - Antz 00:31
Let go Don't you understand It's for the good of...
Antz Z Narrating There you have it Your average boy meets girlboy likes girl boy changes underlying social order storySo what else can I tell you We rebuilt the colony It's even better than beforeyou know 'cause now it has a very large indoor swimming poolBala - Antz 00:46
Z Narrating There you have it Your average boy meets girlboy...
The Impostors Yello Oh hi hon - The Impostors 00:57
Yello Oh hi hon
Small Time Crooks Tommy's got street smarts - Small Time Crooks 00:06
Tommy's got street smarts
Small Time Crooks I I gotta get some air on the roof - Small Time Crooks 00:07
I I gotta get some air on the roof