Clips with Zach Galifianakis

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Heartbreakers Well Jack looks like she got a free drink - Heartbreakers 00:06
Well Jack looks like she got a free drink
Corky Romano All right All right What should his name be - Corky Romano 00:15
All right All right What should his name be
Out Cold Good evening - Out Cold 00:21
Good evening
Out Cold Good evening - Out Cold 00:21
Good evening
Out Cold Can you get an STD from a polar bear - Out Cold 00:10
Can you get an STD from a polar bear
Out Cold He's had a crush on that bench for a long time - Out Cold 00:05
He's had a crush on that bench for a long time
Out Cold Guys a little sensitivity here - Out Cold 00:15
Guys a little sensitivity here
Out Cold It doesn't really allow my dice to roll down there - Out Cold 00:09
It doesn't really allow my dice to roll down there
Out Cold Tell me where did you get these scars - Out Cold 00:27
Tell me where did you get these scars
Out Cold No regrets That's my motto - Out Cold 00:09
No regrets That's my motto
Out Cold Hey Luke why don't you mind your own beeswax - Out Cold 00:22
Hey Luke why don't you mind your own beeswax
Out Cold There you are Come inside You look so beautiful tonight - Out Cold 00:17
There you are Come inside You look so beautiful tonight
Out Cold I know it sucks - Out Cold 00:22
I know it sucks
Out Cold Who's the jacuzzi Casanova - Out Cold 00:15
Who's the jacuzzi Casanova
Out Cold Bull Mountain is our home - Out Cold 00:18
Bull Mountain is our home
Out Cold The ground floor of a dream - Out Cold 00:11
The ground floor of a dream
Out Cold This uniform's really cramping my Hardy Boys - Out Cold 00:08
This uniform's really cramping my Hardy Boys
Bubble Boy How far will this get me - Bubble Boy 00:09
How far will this get me
Youth in Revolt Shit on a godamn dick - Youth in Revolt 00:04
Shit on a godamn dick
Dinner for Schmucks But I want you to say You can eat my pudding - Dinner for Schmucks 00:07
But I want you to say You can eat my pudding
Dinner for Schmucks Well you know - Dinner for Schmucks 01:09
Well you know
Dinner for Schmucks I know everything I have laid eggs inside of your brain - Dinner for Schmucks 00:24
I know everything I have laid eggs inside of your brain
G Force I was so worried about you I don't like when my fly is down - G Force 00:06
I was so worried about you I don't like when my fly is...
G Force Actually you may call me Mr Yanshu - G Force 00:25
Actually you may call me Mr Yanshu
It's Kind of a Funny... Hey what's the pot up to now - It's Kind of a Funny Story 00:36
Hey what's the pot up to now
It's Kind of a Funny... Yeah I don't get wrapped in a bunch of stuff I can't have - It's Kind of a Funny Story 00:26
Yeah I don't get wrapped in a bunch of stuff I...
It's Kind of a Funny... Well well well - It's Kind of a Funny Story 00:16
Well well well
It's Kind of a Funny... How'd you end up in here - It's Kind of a Funny Story 00:36
How'd you end up in here
It's Kind of a Funny... See that's the part I don't get Craig - It's Kind of a Funny Story 00:34
See that's the part I don't get Craig
It's Kind of a Funny... I got in - It's Kind of a Funny Story 00:11
I got in
Visioneers Good morning Jeffers George Jeffers Morning - Visioneers 00:06
Good morning Jeffers George Jeffers Morning
Visioneers Because the style Jeffers is the style - Visioneers 00:13
Because the style Jeffers is the style
Visioneers But introspective - Visioneers 00:04
But introspective
Visioneers You are reading books wolves Howard - Visioneers 00:04
You are reading books wolves Howard
Visioneers And I thought - Visioneers 00:16
And I thought
Visioneers Of course we want our women die as rats - Visioneers 00:13
Of course we want our women die as rats
What Happens in Vegas Do you even know how to drive an automatic - What Happens in Vegas 00:07
Do you even know how to drive an automatic
The Hangover -Whoa, watch it, pervert! - The Hangover 00:41
-Whoa, watch it, pervert!
The Hangover It says here we should work in teams. - The Hangover 00:52
It says here we should work in teams.
The Hangover PHIL: Oh, God. - The Hangover 00:07
PHIL: Oh, God.
The Hangover -Oh, my God! - The Hangover 00:20
-Oh, my God!
The Hangover Stu, how much you got in the bank? - The Hangover 00:33
Stu, how much you got in the bank?
The Hangover -Oh, shit. - The Hangover 00:06
-Oh, shit.
The Hangover ALAN: Here he comes. - The Hangover 00:18
ALAN: Here he comes.
The Hangover [HORN HONKING] - The Hangover 00:27
[HORN HONKING]
Up in the Air Did I do something wrongI mean is there something I could do differently hereThis is not an assessment of your productivityYou gotta try not to take this personallyDon't take it personallySteven I want you to review this packetTake it seriously I think - Up in the Air 01:14
Did I do something wrongI mean is there something I could do...
The Muppets Why does everybody forget about Hobo Joe - The Muppets 00:04
Why does everybody forget about Hobo Joe
Due Date My father always had a sayingWhen a day starts like this it's all uphill from hereThat's actually incorrectMy dad used to say it No it's all downhill from hereEverybody wants to be up Nobody wants to be downIt's easier as you go down He didn't know what - Due Date 00:18
My father always had a sayingWhen a day starts like this...
Due Date I got 90 friends on Facebook Twelve pending but I got 90 friends - Due Date 00:05
I got 90 friends on Facebook Twelve pending but I got 90...
Due Date Why are your father's ashes in a coffee can EthanBecause he's dead Peter - Due Date 00:07
Why are your father's ashes in a coffee can...
Due Date That's amazing I had chills like that second paragraph - Due Date 00:17
That's amazing I had chills like that second paragraph
Due Date What were you thinking when you spent almost all of our money on drugsI don't think in those terms What terms do you think inI'm not an accountant I'm not even JewishAre you an adult Of course I'm an adult I'm 23 years oldYou are the most shot out 23 year - Due Date 00:29
What were you thinking when you spent almost all of our...
Due Date Oh jeepers Creepers He's right he's rightWhat do you mean he's rightEthan Tremblay is my stage name I'm an actorYour stage name What is your real name Ethan ChaseIt doesn't sound like an actor's name Ethan Chase doesEthan Tremblay doesn't make any goddamn - Due Date 00:32
Oh jeepers Creepers He's right he's rightWhat do...
Due Date We'll have to do that tomorrow We close in five minutesIt's 6 35 sirWhat are you my boss You make the hoursI say when we close I got reservations at Chili's I'm meeting my boysYou have a reservation at Chili's Mm hmThat's actually smart I mean it gets - Due Date 00:20
We'll have to do that tomorrow We close in five...
Due Date I'm sorry about my friend We really just need the money to get to Los Angelesso he can be there for the birth of his first childThat's such a sweet story You know where I was when my daughter was bornChili's IraqHow about I call my sergeant in Fallujah - Due Date 00:19
I'm sorry about my friend We really just need the money...
Due Date I have terminal cancer - Due Date 00:12
I have terminal cancer
Due Date The coach's wife The coach you're playing - Due Date 00:33
The coach's wife The coach you're playing
Due Date But he had his bags packed by the front doorand he picked them up put them in the back of his carand drove awayLast time I ever saw himIt's so funnyOh my goshMy dad would never do that He loved me - Due Date 00:34
But he had his bags packed by the front doorand he picked...
Due Date I'm gonna get some shuteye okay Nothing he loved more than jazz musicand women's titties - Due Date 00:08
I'm gonna get some shuteye okay Nothing he loved more...
Due Date I didn't sleep last night I'm gonna try nowYou should have masturbatedbecause I had a glorious orgasm and I slept like a baby - Due Date 00:10
I didn't sleep last night I'm gonna try nowYou...
Due Date I despise who you are at a cellular levelI've heard that before and I'm trying to work on it - Due Date 00:08
I despise who you are at a cellular levelI've heard...
Due Date Did you get that That was Shakespeare Heard of himYes I've heard of him He's a famous pirate - Due Date 00:07
Did you get that That was Shakespeare Heard of himYes...
Due Date Okay I've calmed down a bitYou ready to apologize What Fuck you - Due Date 00:06
Okay I've calmed down a bitYou ready to apologize What...
Due Date If you ask me a single question I'm going to flip out on youSo don't do that Do you understand Somewhat yesIf you fall asleep for any reasonother than the fact that you're in a bed and it's nighttimeI will disembowel youMake senseSomewhat GreatIf you're - Due Date 00:26
If you ask me a single question I'm going to flip out...
Due Date Oh God So stupid - Due Date 00:05
Oh God So stupid
Due Date He really enjoyed coffee - Due Date 00:18
He really enjoyed coffee
Due Date I'm gonna put hands on you I'm gonna choke you out with your own scarfWrap that thing around your neck and choke you the fuck out PromiseSeems a bit drastic - Due Date 00:14
I'm gonna put hands on you I'm gonna choke you out...
Due Date Why are your eyes so glassy You been partyingNo I have glaucomaWhat about your friend does he have glaucoma too - Due Date 00:11
Why are your eyes so glassy You been partyingNo I have...
Due Date I'm telling you I wouldn't make it upYou sure I could've sworn I read it was man madeNope Not correct Very old Formed over timeGrand Canyon Known factPeter I have a photogenic memory I have recall forEthan I promise you It's old It's the Grand Canyon it's - Due Date 00:27
I'm telling you I wouldn't make it upYou sure I...
Due Date Peter l have a photogenic memory I have recall for - Due Date 00:05
Peter l have a photogenic memory I have recall for