Clips with Zach Galifianakis

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Due Date You're a sergeant I'm just a grunt in your platoonbut you promised me that you'd get me home to my high school sweetheartOkayActionPeter YeahI puked on the woundI know It's okay buddyI need you to drive but we gotta goOkayCome onGet in the back seat - Due Date 00:38
You're a sergeant I'm just a grunt in your...
Due Date Dr Greene says it happens all the timeYou know ultrasounds aren't always reliableRightLittle Rosie RosieLittle Rosie Highman Does that sound strange to you - Due Date 00:15
Dr Greene says it happens all the timeYou know ultrasounds...
Due Date You got any more potNot for 9 an hour I don'tI mean I don't know what you're talking about - Due Date 00:10
You got any more potNot for 9 an hour I don'tI mean I...
The Hangover Part II I guess we don't do dessert any more I didn't get that memo - The Hangover Part II 00:10
I guess we don't do dessert any more I didn't get...
The Hangover Part II I am a nurse I'm just not registered - The Hangover Part II 00:05
I am a nurse I'm just not registered
The Hangover Part II So what are you a doctor No Not yet I'm premed - The Hangover Part II 00:14
So what are you a doctor No Not yet I'm premed
The Hangover Part II That was uh my dad I'm a stay at home son - The Hangover Part II 00:05
That was uh my dad I'm a stay at home son
The Hangover Part II It is twice the size of Wyoming - The Hangover Part II 01:05
It is twice the size of Wyoming
The Hangover Part II My Uncle Roger said that he once saw a albino polar bear - The Hangover Part II 00:24
My Uncle Roger said that he once saw a albino polar bear
The Hangover Part II Here it is. - The Hangover Part II 00:14
Here it is.
The Hangover Part II What It's a bag of Fanta - The Hangover Part II 00:03
What It's a bag of Fanta
The Hangover Part II When a monkey nibbles on a penis it's funny in any language - The Hangover Part II 00:06
When a monkey nibbles on a penis it's funny in any...
The Hangover Part II What is this a P F Chang's - The Hangover Part II 00:04
What is this a P F Chang's
The Hangover Part II Oh my God - The Hangover Part II 00:10
Oh my God
The Hangover Part II Perhaps you should bring your question to the garden of meditation - The Hangover Part II 00:15
Perhaps you should bring your question to the garden of...
The Hangover Part II I don't get it Is this a magic show - The Hangover Part II 00:05
I don't get it Is this a magic show
The Hangover Part II I'm sorry but I am so confused - The Hangover Part II 00:09
I'm sorry but I am so confused
The Hangover Part II Why is he here He's not part of the wolf pack - The Hangover Part II 00:04
Why is he here He's not part of the wolf pack
The Hangover Part II I just wanted things to stay the same - The Hangover Part II 00:04
I just wanted things to stay the same
The Hangover Part II You liked it You smiled at me when I held up the marshmallows - The Hangover Part II 00:09
You liked it You smiled at me when I held up the...
The Hangover Part II Oh my word - The Hangover Part II 00:03
Oh my word
The Hangover Part II I wish monkeys could Skype - The Hangover Part II 00:08
I wish monkeys could Skype
The Hangover Part II Hey What the crud - The Hangover Part II 00:04
Hey What the crud
The Hangover Part II I'm actually part of this weird wolf pack - The Hangover Part II 00:08
I'm actually part of this weird wolf pack
The Hangover Part II Here's the deal man - The Hangover Part II 00:20
Here's the deal man
The Hangover Part II Hey, Alan. - The Hangover Part II 00:16
Hey, Alan.
Are You Here How do you all live here without looking - Are You Here 00:06
How do you all live here without looking
The Campaign Well I'll tell you this - The Campaign 00:34
Well I'll tell you this
The Campaign Push it Push it real good - The Campaign 00:06
Push it Push it real good
The Campaign I go to the mall and hide in a stairwell and take photos up women's skirts - The Campaign 00:20
I go to the mall and hide in a stairwell and take photos up...
The Campaign And bring your brooms because it's a mess - The Campaign 00:07
And bring your brooms because it's a mess
The Campaign And closing their eyes as well we can start with the Lord's Prayer - The Campaign 01:11
And closing their eyes as well we can start with the...
The Campaign Your nickname in school was Tickle Shits I'm gonna see if it's true - The Campaign 00:08
Your nickname in school was Tickle Shits I'm gonna see...
The Hangover Part III My name's Alan and I bought a giraffe - The Hangover Part III 00:06
My name's Alan and I bought a giraffe
The Hangover Part III Yes sir Absolutely I will Thank you so much No of course - The Hangover Part III 01:14
Yes sir Absolutely I will Thank you so much No of course
The Hangover Part III In what way - The Hangover Part III 01:00
In what way
The Hangover Part III I can't believe my daddy is dead - The Hangover Part III 00:21
I can't believe my daddy is dead
The Hangover Part III Mother Oreo smoothie now - The Hangover Part III 00:04
Mother Oreo smoothie now
The Hangover Part III You know I meant to tell you earlier that's a really cool vest you got on - The Hangover Part III 00:19
You know I meant to tell you earlier that's a really...
The Hangover Part III He fucked me in the ass - The Hangover Part III 00:09
He fucked me in the ass
The Hangover Part III Doug is my insurance He stays with me - The Hangover Part III 00:29
Doug is my insurance He stays with me
The Hangover Part III No that's perfect No it's like a three hour drive from here - The Hangover Part III 00:18
No that's perfect No it's like a three hour drive...
The Hangover Part III I left my phone in the minivan - The Hangover Part III 00:20
I left my phone in the minivan
The Hangover Part III Wait what's your password Hey Phil - The Hangover Part III 00:11
Wait what's your password Hey Phil
The Hangover Part III Nothing worse than losing your phone - The Hangover Part III 00:13
Nothing worse than losing your phone
The Hangover Part III You just saw a man get murdered Your brother in law is kidnapped - The Hangover Part III 00:33
You just saw a man get murdered Your brother in law is...
The Hangover Part III Hey Stu - The Hangover Part III 00:20
Hey Stu
The Hangover Part III Did you know that - The Hangover Part III 00:12
Did you know that
The Hangover Part III Are you my real dad - The Hangover Part III 00:05
Are you my real dad
The Hangover Part III I'm okay - The Hangover Part III 00:17
I'm okay
The Hangover Part III I almost died Phil - The Hangover Part III 00:10
I almost died Phil
The Hangover Part III Leslie get down from there Please You're gonna hurt yourself - The Hangover Part III 00:16
Leslie get down from there Please You're gonna hurt...
The Hangover Part III When we get together bad things happen and people get hurt - The Hangover Part III 00:08
When we get together bad things happen and people get hurt
The Hangover Part III You know what guys - The Hangover Part III 00:28
You know what guys
The Hangover Part III I saw it once in a pornography - The Hangover Part III 00:05
I saw it once in a pornography
The Hangover Part III Hey Alan I was just talking to Cassie She's an amazing woman - The Hangover Part III 00:11
Hey Alan I was just talking to Cassie She's an amazing...
The Hangover Part III But she's my soul mate - The Hangover Part III 00:25
But she's my soul mate
The Hangover Part III I'm ready - The Hangover Part III 00:08
I'm ready
Keeping Up with the Joneses Hey are you hungry I'm famished - Keeping Up with the Joneses 00:07
Hey are you hungry I'm famished
Keeping Up with the Joneses Shejiu Okay that's a live snake - Keeping Up with the Joneses 00:12
Shejiu Okay that's a live snake
Keeping Up with the Joneses I was making a head start - Keeping Up with the Joneses 00:04
I was making a head start
Keeping Up with the Joneses I miss those guys Me too - Keeping Up with the Joneses 00:10
I miss those guys Me too
Masterminds Well if you must know a couple years back - Masterminds 00:34
Well if you must know a couple years back
Masterminds He was a petty thief mostly known for - Masterminds 00:08
He was a petty thief mostly known for
Masterminds Why isn't it milk - Masterminds 00:08
Why isn't it milk
Masterminds OK What should I call you sir - Masterminds 00:30
OK What should I call you sir
Masterminds Have you ever ever been to Rio - Masterminds 00:18
Have you ever ever been to Rio
Masterminds I look like if Jesus and a cat had a baby - Masterminds 00:06
I look like if Jesus and a cat had a baby
Masterminds I'm starting to feel like a corn dog at a hot dog party - Masterminds 00:10
I'm starting to feel like a corn dog at a hot dog party
Masterminds As belonging to the lovely Kelly Campbell - Masterminds 00:06
As belonging to the lovely Kelly Campbell