Clips with Zach Galifianakis

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Masterminds That's alright I'm just choking on choking on my cholo - Masterminds 00:11
That's alright I'm just choking on choking on my...
Masterminds No kidding What are you doing Tax preparation - Masterminds 00:11
No kidding What are you doing Tax preparation
Masterminds You farted right into my butthole - Masterminds 00:08
You farted right into my butthole
Masterminds Please Please don't shoot I've got kids - Masterminds 00:12
Please Please don't shoot I've got kids
Masterminds David speak to me I'm right here sugar bush OK - Masterminds 00:08
David speak to me I'm right here sugar bush OK
Masterminds Brace your boobies What - Masterminds 00:05
Brace your boobies What
Masterminds Sometimes the only way out - Masterminds 00:06
Sometimes the only way out
Masterminds It feels like it just grazed my biscuits right betwixt them - Masterminds 00:05
It feels like it just grazed my biscuits right betwixt them
Masterminds I'd rob a funeral home for you - Masterminds 00:06
I'd rob a funeral home for you
Birdman What are you doing - Birdman 00:15
What are you doing
Birdman He has a thing for nuns in diapers - Birdman 00:07
He has a thing for nuns in diapers
Birdman Ask me if he sells tickets - Birdman 00:21
Ask me if he sells tickets
Birdman Don't do it Ow - Birdman 00:28
Don't do it Ow
Birdman This isn't the '90s anymore - Birdman 00:11
This isn't the '90s anymore
Birdman That's Flaubert right - Birdman 00:21
That's Flaubert right
Birdman Get off me What are you looking at - Birdman 00:11
Get off me What are you looking at
Birdman How'd you know I'd be up here - Birdman 00:05
How'd you know I'd be up here
Birdman That's Birdman actor Riggan Thomson - Birdman 01:00
That's Birdman actor Riggan Thomson
The Lego Batman Movie You think you're my greatest enemy - The Lego Batman Movie 01:02
You think you're my greatest enemy
The Lego Batman Movie Captain Dale is everything okayI am afraid Captain Dale had to bailI'm your new co pilotAnd I always come to workwith a smileYou should be terrified WhyBecause I will be taking over the cityMmmWhat Batman will stop youHe always stops youNo he doesn'tWhat - The Lego Batman Movie 00:47
Captain Dale is everything okayI am afraid Captain Dale had...
The Lego Batman Movie Your city is under attackby Gotham's greatest criminal mindsIncludingThe RiddlerScarecrowPizza deliveryBane HelloTwo FaceWe need that door open babyCatwomanMeow meow You're in Meow meow - The Lego Batman Movie 00:22
Your city is under attackby Gotham's greatest criminal...
The Lego Batman Movie Mr FreezePenguin Crazy Quilt EraserPolka Dot Man Mime TarantulaKing Tut Orca Killer MothMarch Harriet Zodiac Master Gentleman GhostClock King Calendar Man Kite Man Catman Zebra Man and the Condiment KingOkay are you making some of those upNope they're all - The Lego Batman Movie 00:24
Mr FreezePenguin Crazy Quilt EraserPolka Dot Man Mime...
The Lego Batman Movie Hello BatmanHi Jimmy It's the Jokes OopNobody calls you thatYes people do call me that - The Lego Batman Movie 00:09
Hello BatmanHi Jimmy It's the Jokes OopNobody calls you...
The Lego Batman Movie Madam MayorThanks for dropping byI've only got one thing to say to you JokerWell you better make it fastDo you like to gambleOh I certainly doDo you ever play rouletteOn occasionWell let me give you a word of adviceI'm all earsWhen playing - The Lego Batman Movie 00:24
Madam MayorThanks for dropping byI've only got one...
The Lego Batman Movie It's gotta be one or the other BatmanSave the city or catch your greatest enemyYou can't do bothI'm sorry what did you just sayYou can't do both I saidNo I mean the other thingSave the city or catch your greatest enemyYou think you're my greatest enemyYes - The Lego Batman Movie 00:28
It's gotta be one or the other BatmanSave the city or...
The Lego Batman Movie Are you seriously saying that there is nothingnothing special about our relationshipWhoaLet me tell you something J birdBatman doesn't do 'ships WhatAs in relationshipsThere is no usBatman and Joker are not a thingI don't need youI don't need anyoneYou - The Lego Batman Movie 00:40
Are you seriously saying that there is nothingnothing...
The Lego Batman Movie Ugh Your whole thing screams bad guyOh yeah I'm a really bad personBut with vulnerabilitiesWho me No way - The Lego Batman Movie 00:10
Ugh Your whole thing screams bad guyOh yeah I'm a...
The Lego Batman Movie He's evil he's magicand it's about to get tragicIt's VoldemortMagicYou are a fishYou are a frogYou are a fish frogHe's a 9 000 year old incarnation of evilwith an eye forjewelryGive it up for SauronGood afternoon Gotham CityHe likes long violent walks on - The Lego Batman Movie 00:34
He's evil he's magicand it's about to get...
The Lego Batman Movie And rounding out the evil all starsWicked WitchMedusaAnd British robotsExterminateAsk your nerd friends - The Lego Batman Movie 00:11
And rounding out the evil all starsWicked WitchMedusaAnd...
The Lego Batman Movie Hold on a secAre you trying to tell methat Bruce Wayne is Batman's roommate - The Lego Batman Movie 00:10
Hold on a secAre you trying to tell methat Bruce Wayne is...
Missing Link I do not even want to know how you got this - Missing Link 00:05
I do not even want to know how you got this
Missing Link I can't breathe - Missing Link 00:23
I can't breathe
Missing Link You're a bad man - Missing Link 00:05
You're a bad man
Missing Link Wanted to say thank you - Missing Link 00:09
Wanted to say thank you
Ron's Gone Wrong Hi Absalom - Ron's Gone Wrong 00:02
Hi Absalom
Ron's Gone Wrong My resin skin tenses on impact to protect my CPU Does yours - Ron's Gone Wrong 00:05
My resin skin tenses on impact to protect my CPU Does yours
Ron's Gone Wrong Hey no no no You can't pull his head off - Ron's Gone Wrong 00:08
Hey no no no You can't pull his head off
Ron's Gone Wrong That is sad and also tragic - Ron's Gone Wrong 00:03
That is sad and also tragic
Ron's Gone Wrong Please slap my hand to show we are bonding - Ron's Gone Wrong 00:03
Please slap my hand to show we are bonding
Ron's Gone Wrong This tiny bald man likes your picture so much - Ron's Gone Wrong 00:05
This tiny bald man likes your picture so much
Ron's Gone Wrong Been eating too much electricity - Ron's Gone Wrong 00:06
Been eating too much electricity
Ron's Gone Wrong A bird has commented on your face - Ron's Gone Wrong 00:03
A bird has commented on your face
Ron's Gone Wrong Old women Not trending Bah - Ron's Gone Wrong 00:08
Old women Not trending Bah
The Sunlit Night Because I feel so much like a troll - The Sunlit Night 00:10
Because I feel so much like a troll
Between Two Ferns: The Movie Little trivia about my show - Between Two Ferns: The Movie 00:07
Little trivia about my show
Between Two Ferns: The Movie Some people have it all - Between Two Ferns: The Movie 00:10
Some people have it all
Between Two Ferns: The Movie Dinklage - Between Two Ferns: The Movie 00:08
Dinklage
Between Two Ferns: The Movie Little trivia about my show - Between Two Ferns: The Movie 00:10
Little trivia about my show
Between Two Ferns: The Movie What was the marijuana budget on True Detective - Between Two Ferns: The Movie 00:11
What was the marijuana budget on True Detective
Between Two Ferns: The Movie Again I'd like to thank crystal meth Santa Claus for being here - Between Two Ferns: The Movie 00:14
Again I'd like to thank crystal meth Santa Claus for...