Zoltan Lörincz quotes in movies

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Clips with Zoltan Lörincz

Spy BaccaratExquisite - Spy 00:06
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Spy Who's the finest of them all You areOh Bradley you're so fineYou're so fine you blow my mindHey Bradley - Spy 00:08
Who's the finest of them all You areOh Bradley...
Spy Close oneNice drone work CoopI could kiss youOhWell I would accept that with an open mouth - Spy 00:12
Close oneNice drone work CoopI could kiss youOhWell I would...
Spy Pull up my file Jesus Not my keyboardwith your pinkeye infected fingersWhy don't you just cry directlyinto my mouth while you're at it - Spy 00:09
Pull up my file Jesus Not my keyboardwith your pinkeye...
Spy I am because you play it too safeI still hear my mom's voiceWell behaved women often make historyYes you do know the phrase isWell behaved women seldom make historyYeah That's never how she said itWhat were her othersJust blend in Let somebody else - Spy 00:27
I am because you play it too safeI still hear my mom's...
Spy Susan I got your assessment report on Rayna BoyanovI know you're probably feeling a lot of emotion right nowbut please refrain from using the term thundercunt - Spy 00:11
Susan I got your assessment report on Rayna BoyanovI know...
Spy I told you to send me in there instead of Fineand you didn'tAnd now Fine is dead I'm going the fuck inYou can'tWe need someone to follow De Luca without being detectedand that will hopefully take us to Raynabut it can't be any of youHere's what we doI go - Spy 00:39
I told you to send me in there instead of Fineand you...
Spy I must have watched this 15 times nowbecause what the fuckI almost put it up on YouTube - Spy 00:08
I must have watched this 15 times nowbecause what the fuckI...
Spy If you ever feel like you have been poisonedchew one of theseHave I done something to you to upset you - Spy 00:12
If you ever feel like you have been poisonedchew one of...
Spy I look like someone's homophobic aunt - Spy 00:04
I look like someone's homophobic aunt
Spy Martha Stewart had a breakdown kind of feel - Spy 00:04
Martha Stewart had a breakdown kind of feel
Spy We have to stop the sale of a nuclear bomband they send in someone who looks like Santa Claus' fucking wifeDid you forget I am undercoverbecause you're not supposed to be hereI make a habit of doing things that people say I can't doWalk through firewater - Spy 00:19
We have to stop the sale of a nuclear bomband they send in...
Spy You really think you're ready for the fieldI once used defibrillators on myselfI've pulled shards of glass out of my fucking eyeI've jumped from a high rise buildingusing only a raincoat as a parachuteand broke both legs upon landingAnd I still had to - Spy 01:04
You really think you're ready for the fieldI once used...
Spy Nothing kills meI'm immune to 179 different types of poisonI know because I ingested them all at oncewhen I was deep undercoverin an underground poison ingesting crime ring - Spy 00:14
Nothing kills meI'm immune to 179 different types of...
Spy I do not condone these sexybut reckless actions of yours Susan - Spy 00:05
I do not condone these sexybut reckless actions of yours...
Spy This is just like when I watched myself in a sex tapeThere was just a lot of floundering and laughable moments - Spy 00:06
This is just like when I watched myself in a sex tapeThere...
Spy Jiminy Christmas - Spy 00:03
Jiminy Christmas
Spy Because you look like a flute player in a wedding band - Spy 00:04
Because you look like a flute player in a wedding band
Spy And by the way I can see your gunsticking out of your back pocketUnless you're so extreme that you've got a second dickcoming out of your hip - Spy 00:08
And by the way I can see your gunsticking out of your back...
Spy God damn it - Spy 00:03
God damn it
Spy Oh my God RaynaThank God your hair broke your fall - Spy 00:05
Oh my God RaynaThank God your hair broke your fall
Spy The moment I saw you standing therein that abortion of a dressAh Come onit was as if to sayThis is what I've got world It's hideous but it's mine - Spy 00:10
The moment I saw you standing therein that abortion of a...
Spy Well here's to your momTo my mother And to youAnd here's to youYou may never be as wise as an owlbut you'll always be a hoot to meWhat a stupid fucking retarded toastYou're delightful As are you - Spy 00:18
Well here's to your momTo my mother And to youAnd...
Spy And here's to youYou may never be as wise as an owlbut you'll always be a hoot to me - Spy 00:08
And here's to youYou may never be as wise as an owlbut...
Spy Oh GodOne of these dead fuckers just shit his pants - Spy 00:07
Oh GodOne of these dead fuckers just shit his pants
Spy My real name is - Spy 00:11
My real name is
Spy And fuck you for sayingI look anything like that fucking beastNo wonder your father never had the son he wantedYou fuck that monster onceand you just drop the fucking mic and walk out - Spy 00:13
And fuck you for sayingI look anything like that fucking...
Spy So what's the plan Who are we meetingYou're my bodyguard not my business partnerso just focus on guarding my bodySo not knowing who we're meeting tonightis gonna make me extra effectiveThat's okay I get itI got shit to do You'll probably be fineWhy don't - Spy 00:16
So what's the plan Who are we meetingYou're my...
Spy Does he not look like a bag o' dicks Enough - Spy 00:05
Does he not look like a bag o' dicks Enough
Spy Give me your coatThis is a man's coatYeah but I don't see a man do II see a reject from The Sound of Music - Spy 00:09
Give me your coatThis is a man's coatYeah but I...
Spy I'm gonna take that fucking coat - Spy 00:03
I'm gonna take that fucking coat
Spy You're both named AmberWhat did I tell you about talking to meNothing You just said nothing about talkingYou want me to have Cagneyand fucking Lacey explain it to youCagney's coming down your fucking throatLacey she's gonna come up your assI'm gonna meet - Spy 00:31
You're both named AmberWhat did I tell you about...
Spy Who puts a roof on a scooter What are you the Pope - Spy 00:04
Who puts a roof on a scooter What are you the Pope
Spy I am so badass - Spy 00:05
I am so badass
Spy Shit People are trying to kill meand all that's left of my fucking security teamis you two defending meand you look like somebody's demented aunts on vacationDo you have anyone on your teamother than this asthmatic Big Bird - Spy 00:17
Shit People are trying to kill meand all that's left of...
Spy I'm very non physically resourcefulI do a lot of reading I read palms and mapsand I've read all of The Hunger GamesHow is that helpful - Spy 00:11
I'm very non physically resourcefulI do a lot of...
Spy Aw Come onYou in this outfitMagnifico - Spy 00:09
Aw Come onYou in this outfitMagnifico
Spy That's clean throughThanks for your weaponIt's been inside youso I don't think it should go inside me - Spy 00:09
That's clean throughThanks for your weaponIt's...
Spy Hello captured lady - Spy 00:04
Hello captured lady
Spy Is he dangerousOnly if you have boobs - Spy 00:06
Is he dangerousOnly if you have boobs
Spy No you heard Mr Fine He's working a planWe have to stay putUntie me NowThat's my assIt is very difficult to see or gauge my positionYou're just simply grabbing my assOh I am sorry - Spy 00:19
No you heard Mr Fine He's working a planWe have to stay...
Spy One day lady super spySusan CooperI will fuck you - Spy 00:08
One day lady super spySusan CooperI will fuck you
Spy What's going on at the CIADrones taking all the cool assignments - Spy 00:06
What's going on at the CIADrones taking all the cool...
Spy So you need me De LucaAnd I'm not gonna help you unless you keep Fine aliveNow let me get this straightYou work for the CIAyet you're willing to help me sell a nuclear bombin order to save this man's lifeWhy would I believe thatBecause she's in love with - Spy 00:30
So you need me De LucaAnd I'm not gonna help you unless...
Spy God He means well - Spy 00:04
God He means well
Spy Oh fuck me - Spy 00:03
Oh fuck me
Spy I can't get a good gripYour pants are too slipperyYou should have worn coarser pantsWell I'm tired of wearing my fucking sandpaper pants - Spy 00:10
I can't get a good gripYour pants are too slipperyYou...
Spy Oh Get out of thereHelp me outYou motherfuckerI'm gonna report you to HR - Spy 00:08
Oh Get out of thereHelp me outYou motherfuckerI'm gonna...
Spy Hey Heroic ladyIn my countrythere is a saying about women like youHot as fuckOh God Not now Aldo - Spy 00:12
Hey Heroic ladyIn my countrythere is a saying about women...
Spy Whatever Fuck youI knew you really liked meHeyFuck you too - Spy 00:14
Whatever Fuck youI knew you really liked meHeyFuck you too
Spy How you like my English accent huhI learn it from the Downton Abbey - Spy 00:08
How you like my English accent huhI learn it from the...
Spy There we go Where did you get a suitI fucking made it didn't I - Spy 00:06
There we go Where did you get a suitI fucking made it...
Spy Cooper is this a fucking lake - Spy 00:04
Cooper is this a fucking lake