Anyway, listen, I meant to ask you, I need a cool way to kill people. Don't worry, for my...
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Donald Kaufman:
Anyway, listen, I meant to ask you, I need a cool way to kill people. Don't worry, for my script.
Charlie Kaufman:
I don't write that kind of stuff.
Donald Kaufman:
Oh, come on, man, please? You're the genius.
Charlie Kaufman:
Here you go. The killer's a literature professor. He cuts off little chunks from his victims' bodies until they die. He calls himself "the deconstructionist".
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I won't Anyway listen
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I meant to ask you I need a cool way to kill people
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Don't worry For my script
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I don't write that kind of stuff
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Come on man please You're the genius
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Here you go The killer's a literature professor
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He cuts off little chunks from his victim's bodies until they die
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He calls himself The Deconstructionist
Clip duration: 32 seconds
Views: 306
Timestamp in movie: 00h 37m 00s
Uploaded: 28 November, 2022
Genres: comedy, drama
Summary: A lovelorn screenwriter becomes desperate as he tries and fails to adapt 'The Orchid Thief' by Susan Orlean for the screen.
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00:20 But he says that we have to realize that we all write in a...
00:45 We find out that
00:12 I'm the guy you yelled at this morning
00:48 We open on Charlie Kaufman
00:12 I've written myself into my screenplay
00:08 The book has no story
00:11 Who's gonna play me
00:20 The only idea more overused than serial killers is multiple...
00:27 But a little fantastic and fleeting and out of reach
00:43 I'll tell you a story
00:27 My leg hurts
00:54 She's crying
00:05 Isn't that fucked up
00:14 I love you too
00:06 A little push
00:15 Today is the first day of the rest of my life
00:26 I wish I were an ant
00:14 I pitched my script to mom
00:07 Can I ask you a personal question
00:07 I fucked her up the ass