"Charlie Kaufman. Fat, bald, repulsive, old, sits at a Hollywood restaurant with Valerie...
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Charlie Kaufman:
We open on Charlie Kaufman. Fat, old, bald, repulsive, sitting in a Hollywood restaurant, across from Valerie Thomas, a lovely, statuesque film executive. Kaufman, trying to get a writing assignment, wanting to impress her, sweats profusely. Fat, bald Kaufman paces furiously in his bedroom. He speaks into his hand held tape recorder, and he says: "Charlie Kaufman. Fat, bald, repulsive, old, sits at a Hollywood restaurant with Valerie Thomas".
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We open on Charlie Kaufman
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Fat old bald repulsive sitting in a Hollywood restaurant
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across from Valerie Thomas a lovely statuesque film executive
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Kaufman trying to get a writing assignment
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wanting to impress her sweats profusely
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Fat bald Kaufman paces furiously in his bedroom
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He speaks into his hand held tape recorder and he says
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Charlie Kaufman fat bald repulsive old
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sits at a Hollywood restaurant with Valerie Thomas
Clip duration: 48 seconds
Views: 370
Timestamp in movie: 00h 57m 47s
Uploaded: 28 November, 2022
Genres: comedy, drama
Summary: A lovelorn screenwriter becomes desperate as he tries and fails to adapt 'The Orchid Thief' by Susan Orlean for the screen.
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Actors
00:12 I've written myself into my screenplay
00:08 The book has no story
00:11 Who's gonna play me
00:20 The only idea more overused than serial killers is multiple...
00:27 But a little fantastic and fleeting and out of reach
00:43 I'll tell you a story
00:27 My leg hurts
00:54 She's crying
00:05 Isn't that fucked up
00:14 I love you too
00:06 A little push
00:15 Today is the first day of the rest of my life
00:26 I wish I were an ant
00:14 I pitched my script to mom
00:07 Can I ask you a personal question
00:07 I fucked her up the ass
00:15 I don't know what's come over you
00:07 It's like a brain factory in here
00:13 John Leroche is a tall guy
00:19 You'll be glad