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The Addams Family try to rescue their beloved Uncle Fester from his gold-digging new love, a black widow named Debbie.

Director: Barry Sonnenfeld
Writer: Charles Addams, Paul Rudnick
Production: Paramount Pictures, Orion Pictures Corporation
Genre: comedy, fantasy
Year: 1993
MetaScore: 62/100
ImdbRating: 6.8
BoxOffice: $48,919,043
Released: 19 Nov 1993
Awards: Nominated for 1 Oscar. 3 wins & 16 nominations total

98 Clips & Quotes

We cannot break bread with you - Addams Family Values 02:07 We cannot break bread with you And then Mommy kissed Daddy - Addams Family Values 00:49 And then Mommy kissed Daddy You have gone too far - Addams Family Values 00:32 You have gone too far Who'd do anything for you - Addams Family Values 00:52 Who'd do anything for you I'm Amanda Buckman - Addams Family Values 00:34 I'm Amanda Buckman You'll meet someone - Addams Family Values 00:25 You'll meet someone I don't wanna hurt anybody - Addams Family Values 01:21 I don't wanna hurt anybody You have enslaved him - Addams Family Values 00:25 You have enslaved him Has the planet gone mad - Addams Family Values 01:10 Has the planet gone mad I demand justice - Addams Family Values 01:07 I demand justice I'll never forget you - Addams Family Values 00:17 I'll never forget you I don't want to be in the pageant - Addams Family Values 00:54 I don't want to be in the pageant Was she in there before you baked - Addams Family Values 00:17 Was she in there before you baked What a beautiful name - Addams Family Values 00:24 What a beautiful name He has my father's eyes - Addams Family Values 00:21 He has my father's eyes Why do you hate the baby - Addams Family Values 00:27 Why do you hate the baby It's an American Bald Eagle - Addams Family Values 00:21 It's an American Bald Eagle This is Miss Jellinsky - Addams Family Values 00:15 This is Miss Jellinsky Justice is served - Addams Family Values 01:07 Justice is served What shall I do - Addams Family Values 00:24 What shall I do Are you enjoying this - Addams Family Values 00:33 Are you enjoying this That's just not true - Addams Family Values 00:37 That's just not true The ghost returned to the haunted cabin - Addams Family Values 00:53 The ghost returned to the haunted cabin So I destroyed one innocent life after another - Addams Family Values 00:29 So I destroyed one innocent life after another Is that your bathing suit - Addams Family Values 00:56 Is that your bathing suit A birthday party - Addams Family Values 00:46 A birthday party Isn't he a lady killer - Addams Family Values 00:15 Isn't he a lady killer These Addams men - Addams Family Values 00:19 These Addams men Would you die for me - Addams Family Values 00:16 Would you die for me Would you like anesthesia - Addams Family Values 00:17 Would you like anesthesia You sent us to camp - Addams Family Values 00:18 You sent us to camp Our Amanda's already skipped two grades - Addams Family Values 00:22 Our Amanda's already skipped two grades To make the ultimate sacrifice - Addams Family Values 00:38 To make the ultimate sacrifice Unless Fester comes back - Addams Family Values 00:33 Unless Fester comes back Now you have to get married - Addams Family Values 00:15 Now you have to get married As your new nanny - Addams Family Values 01:13 As your new nanny That's for damn sure - Addams Family Values 00:15 That's for damn sure The scent of pine - Addams Family Values 00:29 The scent of pine And of paying someone else to raise them - Addams Family Values 00:32 And of paying someone else to raise them The baby weighs 10 pounds - Addams Family Values 00:46 The baby weighs 10 pounds What is she doing - Addams Family Values 00:16 What is she doing All the important numbers - Addams Family Values 00:18 All the important numbers Schizos and Serial Killers - Addams Family Values 00:33 Schizos and Serial Killers What's a Chippewa - Addams Family Values 00:22 What's a Chippewa I would rip out my eyes - Addams Family Values 00:29 I would rip out my eyes It looks familiar - Addams Family Values 00:18 It looks familiar What are you saying - Addams Family Values 00:38 What are you saying To manslaughter - Addams Family Values 00:12 To manslaughter My late husband - Addams Family Values 00:29 My late husband I'm Gary Granger - Addams Family Values 01:02 I'm Gary Granger I just can't tell - Addams Family Values 00:30 I just can't tell I didn't say anything - Addams Family Values 00:23 I didn't say anything How close are the contractions - Addams Family Values 00:22 How close are the contractions I'm good with my hands - Addams Family Values 00:15 I'm good with my hands Scream if you need anything - Addams Family Values 00:13 Scream if you need anything Something impossible - Addams Family Values 00:23 Something impossible When I first saw him - Addams Family Values 00:23 When I first saw him I'm her husband - Addams Family Values 00:13 I'm her husband What are you in for - Addams Family Values 00:33 What are you in for So many windows - Addams Family Values 00:16 So many windows I've tried to be someone I'm not - Addams Family Values 00:31 I've tried to be someone I'm not My first husband - Addams Family Values 00:22 My first husband I'm Debbie Jellinsky from the agency - Addams Family Values 00:28 I'm Debbie Jellinsky from the agency What do you mean - Addams Family Values 00:43 What do you mean I need to renew my passport - Addams Family Values 00:32 I need to renew my passport Just the ticket - Addams Family Values 00:24 Just the ticket Do hereby declare my un ending love - Addams Family Values 00:42 Do hereby declare my un ending love Husband number two - Addams Family Values 00:21 Husband number two You've had your shots - Addams Family Values 00:08 You've had your shots I saw them sneak out - Addams Family Values 02:05 I saw them sneak out Perfection achieved - Addams Family Values 00:33 Perfection achieved But with your looks - Addams Family Values 00:24 But with your looks You still desire me after all these years - Addams Family Values 00:23 You still desire me after all these years I'm going to have a baby - Addams Family Values 00:12 I'm going to have a baby It's depressing - Addams Family Values 00:14 It's depressing Did you see that - Addams Family Values 00:10 Did you see that You little brat - Addams Family Values 00:22 You little brat She makes me think of - Addams Family Values 00:25 She makes me think of I'm making such a mess of things - Addams Family Values 00:34 I'm making such a mess of things Together at last - Addams Family Values 00:17 Together at last Its Thanksgiving Day - Addams Family Values 01:18 Its Thanksgiving Day I love you dearly - Addams Family Values 00:37 I love you dearly We may be together for a while - Addams Family Values 00:26 We may be together for a while Do you remember what we were like - Addams Family Values 00:50 Do you remember what we were like This is unspeakable - Addams Family Values 02:00 This is unspeakable These are beautiful things - Addams Family Values 00:21 These are beautiful things We welcome thee - Addams Family Values 00:24 We welcome thee You're destroying my text - Addams Family Values 00:15 You're destroying my text Where's the body - Addams Family Values 00:10 Where's the body But what if you met the right man - Addams Family Values 00:54 But what if you met the right man Don't make me call Ringling Brothers - Addams Family Values 01:22 Don't make me call Ringling Brothers And my husband is dying - Addams Family Values 00:14 And my husband is dying Don't you love me - Addams Family Values 00:38 Don't you love me I tried to make it look like an accident - Addams Family Values 00:40 I tried to make it look like an accident She wasn't sick - Addams Family Values 00:40 She wasn't sick Dear Wednesday and Pugsley - Addams Family Values 00:40 Dear Wednesday and Pugsley But I can never see you again - Addams Family Values 00:39 But I can never see you again He's right there - Addams Family Values 00:19 He's right there

Cast

Morticia Addams - Anjelica Huston
Gomez Addams - Raul Julia
Uncle Fester Addams - Christopher Lloyd
Debbie Jellinsky - Joan Cusack
Wednesday Addams - Christina Ricci
Granny - Carol Kane
Pugsley Addams - Jimmy Workman
Pubert Addams - Kaitlyn Hooper
Pubert Addams - Kristen Hooper
Joel Glicker - David Krumholtz
Margaret Addams - Dana Ivey
Gary Granger - Peter MacNicol
Becky Martin-Granger - Christine Baranski
Amanda Buckman - Mercedes McNab
Don Buckman - Sam McMurray
Ellen Buckman - Harriet Sansom Harris
Mrs. Glicker - Julie Halston
Mr. Glicker - Barry Sonnenfeld
Desk Sergeant - Nathan Lane
Cousin Itt - John Franklin
Countess Cousin Aphasia du Berry - Charles Busch
Cousin Ophelia - Laura Esterman
Flora Amor - Maureen Sue Levin
Fauna Amor - Darlene Levin
Dementia - Carol Hankins
Lumpy Addams - Ryan Holihan
Delivery Nurse - Lois De Banzie
Forceps Nurse - Vickilyn Reynolds
Heather - Cynthia Nixon
Mrs. Montgomery - Eyde Byrde
Delivery Room Doctor - David Hyde Pierce
Obnoxious Girl - Andreana Weiner
Lawyer - Rick Scarry
Flirting Woman - Monet Mazur
Flirting Man - Francis Coady
Moving Man - Chris Ellis
Concetta - Camille Saviola
Passport Clerk - Zack Phifer
Wheelchair Camper - Matthew Beebe
Consuela - Kristy Shirvani
Escher - Jamie Gordon
Yang - Micah Hata
Jamal - Joey Wilcots
Camper #1 - Jason Fife
Camper #2 - Karl David-Djerf
Young Debbie - Haley Peel
Pubert (voice) - Cheryl Chase
Dancing Camper - Matthew Bartilson
Girl Camper - Adena Bjork
Indian Boy - Alex Gaona
Cabaret Lady of the Night - Annette Goodman
Snobby Mom - Nichole McAuley
Singing Sailor - Zack Milan
Sailor - Rob Sanchez
Extra - Lenny Wilson