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You know what happensif my mom uses a fabric softenerWhatI die
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Joel:Do you know what happens if my mother uses a fabric softener?Wednesday:What?Joel:I die

Full Transcript

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You know what happens
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if my mom uses a fabric softener
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What
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I die
Available in 8 languages
Duration
9 seconds
Views
906
Timestamp in Movie
00:40:45
Uploaded
Mar 17, 2026
Genres
comedy, fantasy
Production
Scott Rudin Productions,Paramount Pictures

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Movie Summary

The Addams Family try to rescue their beloved Uncle Fester from his gold-digging new love, a black widow named Debbie.
Where are you? - Addams Family Values 00:08
Where are you?
I got your message inside my cutlet. - Addams Family Values 00:35
I got your message inside my cutlet.
Do you believe in the existence of evilWell did you meet my momMy Uncle Fester's about to get marriedto this woman in a white uniformA radiologistA nanny - Addams Family Values 00:16
Do you believe in the existence of evilWell did you meet my...
I, Fester Addams, do hereby declare my unending love. - Addams Family Values 00:40
I, Fester Addams, do hereby declare my unending love.
You're going to have a wonderful life together. - Addams Family Values 00:33
You're going to have a wonderful life together.
No I have it It's mine I got it - Addams Family Values 00:06
No I have it It's mine I got it
Now you have to get marriedIt's not bindingTramp - Addams Family Values 00:06
Now you have to get marriedIt's not bindingTramp
Would you die for meYesPromise - Addams Family Values 00:08
Would you die for meYesPromise
Only you, my dearest. - Addams Family Values 00:06
Only you, my dearest.
It's so odd we haven't heard from Fester and Debbie. - Addams Family Values 00:14
It's so odd we haven't heard from Fester and...
Excellent, Amanda! - Addams Family Values 00:38
Excellent, Amanda!
It's an American bald eagle! - Addams Family Values 00:09
It's an American bald eagle!
Mrs. Addams? Yes? Your hearse. Where's the body? Right there. But he's alive. Tell me about it! - Addams Family Values 00:10
Mrs. Addams? Yes? Your hearse. Where's the body? Right...
Fester, we may be together for a while... - Addams Family Values 00:16
Fester, we may be together for a while...
Be careful! - Addams Family Values 00:12
Be careful!
These are beautiful thingsThey're from catalogues - Addams Family Values 00:05
These are beautiful thingsThey're from catalogues
I'm her husbandFesterGive me a kiss - Addams Family Values 00:06
I'm her husbandFesterGive me a kiss
At his request I would rip out my eyesAt his command I would crawl on my bellythrough hot coals and broken glassWhy wait - Addams Family Values 00:12
At his request I would rip out my eyesAt his command I would...
You still desire me after all these yearsThe old ball and chainForeverI'll get them - Addams Family Values 00:11
You still desire me after all these yearsThe old ball and...
Look at this I've got themSchizos and Serial KillersI have almost the whole seriesI'm only missing Jack the Ripper and that Zodiac guy - Addams Family Values 00:14
Look at this I've got themSchizos and Serial KillersI...