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I don't want to hurt anybody

Addams Family Values

I don't wantto hurt anybody. I don't enjoyhurting anybody. I don't like guns or bombsor...

Addams Family Values • 1993

I don't wantto hurt anybody. I don't enjoyhurting anybody. I don't like guns or bombsor electric chairs, but sometimespeople just won't listen, and so I have to usepersuasion... And slides. My parents--Sharon and Dave. Generous, doting... or were they? All I ever wantedwas a ballerina Barbie In her pretty pink tutu. My birthday. I was 10, and do you knowwhat they got me? Malibu Barbie. Malibu Barbie. The nightmare. The nerve. That's notwhat I wanted. That's not who I was. I was a ballerina-- graceful, delicate. They had to go

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I don't want to hurt anybody

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I don't enjoy hurting anybody

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I don't like guns or bombs or electric chairs

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but sometimes people just won't listen

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and so I have to use persuasion

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and slides

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My parents Sharon and Dave

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Generous doting

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or were they

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All I ever wanted was a ballerina Barbie

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in her pretty pink tutu

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My birthday

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I was 10

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and do you know what they got me

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Malibu Barbie

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Malibu Barbie

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The nightmare

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The nerve

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That's not what I wanted

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That's not who I was

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I was a ballerina

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graceful delicate

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They had to go

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أنا لا أريد أن أؤذي أحدا

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أنا لا أستمتع بإيذاء أحد

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أنا لا أحب البنادق والقنابل أو الكراسي الكهربائية

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لكن في بعض الأحيان البشر لا يستمعون

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لذلك علي إستخدام سبل الإقناع

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والصور المسلطة

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والداي شارون و ديف

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سخيان ومحبان

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هل كانا كذلك

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كل ما أردته هو لعبة باربي راقصة للباليه

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بتنورتها الوردية الجميلة

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لعيد ميلادي

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كنت في العاشرة

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وهل تعرفون ما أعطاني

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ماليبو باربي

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ماليبو باربي

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الكابوس

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يا للوقاحة

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هذا ليس ما أردته

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هذا ليس من كنت عليه

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كنت راقصة باليه

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رشيقة وحساسة

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كان عليهم أن يموتا

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Je ne veux faire de mal à personne

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Je n'ai pas envie de blesser quelqu'un

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Je n'aime ni les pistolets ni les bombes ni les chaises électriques

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mais parfois on ne m'écoute pas

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et je dois user de persuasion

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et de diapositives

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Mes parents Sharon et Dave

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Généreux affectueux

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En apparence

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Tout ce que j'ai jamais voulu c'était une Barbie ballerine

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dans son joli tutu rose

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Mon anniversaire

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J'ai dix ans

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et vous savez ce qu'ils m'ont donné

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Malibu Barbie

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Malibu Barbie

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Le cauchemar

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La colère

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Ce n'est pas ce que je voulais

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Ce n'est pas ce que j'étais

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J'étais une ballerine

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gracieuse délicate

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Ils devaient partir

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Are you sure they're real lemons Yes

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Well I'll tell you what

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I'll buy a cup

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if you buy a box of my delicious Girl Scout cookies

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Do we have a deal

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Are they made from real Girl Scouts

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And so the witch lured Hansel and Gretel

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into the candy house by promising them more sweets

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And she told them to look in the oven

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And she was about to push them in when lo and behold

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Hansel pushed the poor defenseless witch

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into the oven instead where she was burned alive

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writhing in agony

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Now boys and girls what do you think that feels like

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Non voglio far male a nessuno Non mi piace far male

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Non mi piacciono le pistole le bombe e neppure le sedie elettriche

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ma certe volte la gente non ascolta e devo usare metodi persuasivi

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Le diapositive I miei genitori Sharon e Dave

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Generosi affettuosi Ma lo erano davvero

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Tutto ciò che volevo era una Barbie ballerina con il tutù rosa

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Il mio compleanno

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Avevo 10 anni Sapete cosa mi hanno preso

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La Barbie Malibu

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La Barbie Malibu Che incubo

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Come hanno potuto

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Non era ciò che volevo Non ero così

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Ero una ballerina Aggraziata delicata Dovevano sparire

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殺しは嫌いなの

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楽しんでると思わないで

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銃爆弾電気イス皆嫌いよ

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でも命令に従わせるために仕方なく使うの

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スライドもね

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これが私の両親娘に優しい良い親

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でも実際は

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私はバレリーナのバービー人形が欲しかった

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ピンクのチュチュ

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やがて誕生日

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10歳の誕生日に何を

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何とサーファーのバービー

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サーファーのバービー

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ひどい

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最低ね

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一体どこが理解のある親なの

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美しくてエレガントなバレリーナが夢だったのに

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だから殺したの

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Я никому не хочу причинять вреда

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Я не люблю причинять вред

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Я не люблю пистолеты или бомбы или электрические стулья

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Но иногда люди просто не желают слушать

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Поэтому приходится их убеждать

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И слайды

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Мои родители Шерон и Деив

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Щедрые любящие

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Или нет

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Все чего я хотела это балерину барби в розовой упаковке

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Мой день рождения Мне было десять

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И знаете что они мне подарили

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Барби Малибу

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Барби Малибу

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Какой кошмар

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Какая наглость

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Я же не хотела этого

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Это не кем я была

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Ведь я была балериной

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Изящной стройной

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Пришлось их убрать

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No quiere lastimar a nadie

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No disfruto lastimar a nadie

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No me gustan las armas o bombas o sillas eléctricas

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pero a veces la gente no escucha

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y tengo que usar métodos persuasivos

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y fotos

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Mis padres Sharon y Dave

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Genrosos buenos

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o no lo eran

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Todo lo que yo quería era una Barbie bailarina

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en su lindo vestido rosa

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Mi cumpleaños

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Cumplía 10

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Y saben que me regalaron

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La barbie Malibú

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La barbie Malibú

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La pesadilla

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Los nervios

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Eso no era lo que quería

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Esa no era yo

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Quería una bailarina

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con gracia delicada

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Tuvieron que irse

Available in 8 languages

Duration

58 seconds

Views

1,508

Timestamp in Movie

01:19:17

Uploaded

Mar 17, 2026

Genres

comedy, fantasy

Production

Scott Rudin Productions,Paramount Pictures

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Movie Summary

The Addams Family try to rescue their beloved Uncle Fester from his gold-digging new love, a black widow named Debbie.

Actors

Debbie Jellinsky

Morticia Addams

Anjelica Huston