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Adrienne Iapalucci: The Dark Queen

"And I want to hit the lottery." "Give this lady whatever she wants,she's crying pretty...

[audience chuckles] Like, "I want a new car." [audience laughs] "And I want to hit the lottery." "Give this lady whatever she wants,
she's crying pretty hard." [laughter continues] There's also cracks in the wall,
which people put little notes to God

Full Transcript

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[audience chuckles]
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Like, "I want a new car."
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[audience laughs]
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"And I want to hit the lottery."
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"Give this lady whatever she wants, she's crying pretty hard."
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[laughter continues]
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There's also cracks in the wall, which people put little notes to God.
Duration
20 seconds
Views
70
Timestamp in Movie
00:08:24
Uploaded
Apr 01, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Comedian Adrienne Iapalucci takes aim at our public figures, awkward tribute tattoos, virtue signaling and more in this unfiltered stand-up special.
Because God can hear you, but he also likes to do a bit of reading. - Adrienne Iapalucci: The Dark Queen 00:05
Because God can hear you, but he also likes to do a bit of r...
[audience laughs] - Adrienne Iapalucci: The Dark Queen 00:07
[audience laughs]
Nobody told me that, so I just took the notes out and started reading them. - Adrienne Iapalucci: The Dark Queen 00:06
Nobody told me that, so I just took the notes out and starte...
[audience laughs] - Adrienne Iapalucci: The Dark Queen 00:09
[audience laughs]
I'm not very religious, but you know, I did go to Catholic school my whole life. - Adrienne Iapalucci: The Dark Queen 00:06
I'm not very religious, but you know, I did go to Catho...
When I was a kid I used to have a crucifix, and the Jesus fell off, - Adrienne Iapalucci: The Dark Queen 00:07
When I was a kid I used to have a crucifix, and the Jesus fe...
-[audience laughs] -But… - Adrienne Iapalucci: The Dark Queen 00:10
-[audience laughs] -But…
[audience laughs] - Adrienne Iapalucci: The Dark Queen 00:13
[audience laughs]
[audience chuckles] - Adrienne Iapalucci: The Dark Queen 00:09
[audience chuckles]
They're kind of like cell phone carriers, you got to keep switching - Adrienne Iapalucci: The Dark Queen 00:10
They're kind of like cell phone carriers, you got to ke...
That's my God, but I don't think I'm doing it right, you know? - Adrienne Iapalucci: The Dark Queen 00:06
That's my God, but I don't think I'm doing it...
I'm not praying on a rug, and I'm not praying five times a day, - Adrienne Iapalucci: The Dark Queen 00:14
I'm not praying on a rug, and I'm not praying five...
[audience laughs] - Adrienne Iapalucci: The Dark Queen 00:32
[audience laughs]
He's like, "Adrienne, Muslim men do not go down on women." - Adrienne Iapalucci: The Dark Queen 00:22
He's like, "Adrienne, Muslim men do not go down on...
[audience laughs] - Adrienne Iapalucci: The Dark Queen 00:11
[audience laughs]
-Um… -[audience laughs] - Adrienne Iapalucci: The Dark Queen 00:11
-Um… -[audience laughs]
I was like, "Oh, do you think he got the message?" - Adrienne Iapalucci: The Dark Queen 00:08
I was like, "Oh, do you think he got the message?"
[microphone thumps] - Adrienne Iapalucci: The Dark Queen 00:22
[microphone thumps]
[scattered laughter] - Adrienne Iapalucci: The Dark Queen 00:07
[scattered laughter]
Kind of like how we feed homeless people once a year on Thanksgiving. - Adrienne Iapalucci: The Dark Queen 00:05
Kind of like how we feed homeless people once a year on Than...