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Adrienne Iapalucci: The Dark Queen

My mom wants me to have a kid.I'm like, "It's not gonna happen, I'm 45." But just to make...

[laughter continues] Nobody will tell us why. [chuckles] [audience laughs] [smacks lips] [laughter continues] [smacks lips] My mom wants me to have a kid.
I'm like, "It's not gonna happen, I'm 45." But just to make her happy
I asked my doctor

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Nobody will tell us why. [chuckles]
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[audience laughs]
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[smacks lips]
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[laughter continues]
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[smacks lips]
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My mom wants me to have a kid. I'm like, "It's not gonna happen, I'm 45."
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But just to make her happy I asked my doctor.
Duration
22 seconds
Views
34
Timestamp in Movie
00:33:53
Uploaded
Apr 01, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Comedian Adrienne Iapalucci takes aim at our public figures, awkward tribute tattoos, virtue signaling and more in this unfiltered stand-up special.
"How much longer do you think I have to have kids?" - Adrienne Iapalucci: The Dark Queen 00:08
"How much longer do you think I have to have kids?"...
[audience laughs] - Adrienne Iapalucci: The Dark Queen 00:14
[audience laughs]
Which is like, you know, the equivalent of adopting kids. Um… - Adrienne Iapalucci: The Dark Queen 00:10
Which is like, you know, the equivalent of adopting kids. Um...
You know, you don't go in for that, but you settle for it. - Adrienne Iapalucci: The Dark Queen 00:05
You know, you don't go in for that, but you settle for ...
[audience laughs] - Adrienne Iapalucci: The Dark Queen 00:10
[audience laughs]
-Um… -[audience laughs] - Adrienne Iapalucci: The Dark Queen 00:10
-Um… -[audience laughs]
-Um… -[audience laughs] - Adrienne Iapalucci: The Dark Queen 00:14
-Um… -[audience laughs]
[audience laughs] - Adrienne Iapalucci: The Dark Queen 00:08
[audience laughs]
My sister's a little trashier than me, and I know that - Adrienne Iapalucci: The Dark Queen 00:09
My sister's a little trashier than me, and I know that
[audience laughs] - Adrienne Iapalucci: The Dark Queen 00:11
[audience laughs]
[audience laughs] - Adrienne Iapalucci: The Dark Queen 00:15
[audience laughs]
I was like, "So the older you get, and the more your tits sag… - Adrienne Iapalucci: The Dark Queen 00:13
I was like, "So the older you get, and the more your ti...
You can only see the tattoo when she dresses sexy, - Adrienne Iapalucci: The Dark Queen 00:06
You can only see the tattoo when she dresses sexy,
[audience laughs] - Adrienne Iapalucci: The Dark Queen 00:22
[audience laughs]
I was like, "You should get his face tattooed on your other tit…" - Adrienne Iapalucci: The Dark Queen 00:19
I was like, "You should get his face tattooed on your o...
So I was like… Her boyfriend… "You could just make them kiss." [laughs] - Adrienne Iapalucci: The Dark Queen 00:18
So I was like… Her boyfriend… "You could just make them...
[audience laughs] - Adrienne Iapalucci: The Dark Queen 00:06
[audience laughs]
We never played teacher or doctor. We played pregnant stripper and cashier. - Adrienne Iapalucci: The Dark Queen 00:06
We never played teacher or doctor. We played pregnant stripp...
[audience laughs] - Adrienne Iapalucci: The Dark Queen 00:07
[audience laughs]
I think we were poor because my dad was a gambler and a mailman, - Adrienne Iapalucci: The Dark Queen 00:07
I think we were poor because my dad was a gambler and a mail...