"Adventures in Babysitting" quotes

Adventures in Babysitting poster
When plans with her boyfriend fall through, high school senior Chris Parker ends up babysitting the Anderson kids, Brad and Sara. What should be a quiet night in, however, turns into a series of ridiculous exploits, starting when they leave the house to pick up Chris' friend Brenda. Soon, Brad's buddy Daryl is involved, and the group must contend with car thieves, blues musicians and much more.

Director: Chris Columbus
Writer: David Simkins
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy
Year: 1987
MetaScore: 45/100
ImdbRating: 6.9
BoxOffice: $34,368,475
Released: 03 Jul 1987
Awards: 2 wins & 4 nominations

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You spiked her Tab with Drano No I ran away from home - Adventures in Babysitting 00:08 You spiked her Tab with Drano No I ran away from home You think - Adventures in Babysitting 00:13 You think Caterer - Adventures in Babysitting 00:11 Caterer I got a little banged up - Adventures in Babysitting 00:24 I got a little banged up Get outta my house - Adventures in Babysitting 00:06 Get outta my house I just think you should give other guys a chance - Adventures in Babysitting 00:35 I just think you should give other guys a chance Girls like you come along once in a lifetime - Adventures in Babysitting 00:15 Girls like you come along once in a lifetime Tonight is going to be the greatest night of your life - Adventures in Babysitting 00:11 Tonight is going to be the greatest night of your life What's his last name - Adventures in Babysitting 00:51 What's his last name Okay look out kids Oh God - Adventures in Babysitting 00:16 Okay look out kids Oh God I just went by your place - Adventures in Babysitting 00:15 I just went by your place What did they do with the hand - Adventures in Babysitting 00:37 What did they do with the hand You want orange - Adventures in Babysitting 00:38 You want orange This is a really cool coat - Adventures in Babysitting 00:10 This is a really cool coat Babysitting blues - Adventures in Babysitting 00:52 Babysitting blues She's such a sleaze - Adventures in Babysitting 01:11 She's such a sleaze I know why you aren't acting like yourself - Adventures in Babysitting 01:09 I know why you aren't acting like yourself Take the Brady Bunch upstairs - Adventures in Babysitting 00:12 Take the Brady Bunch upstairs She wants to know if you can babysit tonight - Adventures in Babysitting 00:30 She wants to know if you can babysit tonight The guy with the stab wounds just died - Adventures in Babysitting 00:37 The guy with the stab wounds just died Put the animal down - Adventures in Babysitting 00:26 Put the animal down Why do I get this funny feeling we're never going to see him again - Adventures in Babysitting 00:05 Why do I get this funny feeling we're never going to see him... What do you want - Adventures in Babysitting 00:18 What do you want Where's the spare - Adventures in Babysitting 00:14 Where's the spare What are we going to do - Adventures in Babysitting 00:28 What are we going to do When the babysitter looked more closely at the kids - Adventures in Babysitting 00:16 When the babysitter looked more closely at the kids DARYL This is really weird You're weird - Adventures in Babysitting 00:09 DARYL This is really weird You're weird Shes not Chaylene - Adventures in Babysitting 00:20 Shes not Chaylene What are you doing - Adventures in Babysitting 00:37 What are you doing Brad you wouldn't believe what that girl would do for 20 bucks - Adventures in Babysitting 00:06 Brad you wouldn't believe what that girl would do for 20... Did you steal all of these cars - Adventures in Babysitting 00:17 Did you steal all of these cars It could get infected - Adventures in Babysitting 00:16 It could get infected My only shot at ever being in a gang fight and all I get is one stitch - Adventures in Babysitting 00:21 My only shot at ever being in a gang fight and all I get is... We could sell Daryl - Adventures in Babysitting 00:15 We could sell Daryl How could a righteous babe like you be lonely - Adventures in Babysitting 00:28 How could a righteous babe like you be lonely Don't listen to him - Adventures in Babysitting 00:17 Don't listen to him Good luck babysitter You too Mr Pruitt - Adventures in Babysitting 00:05 Good luck babysitter You too Mr Pruitt What if the house explodes - Adventures in Babysitting 00:07 What if the house explodes The chick is losing it - Adventures in Babysitting 00:30 The chick is losing it And drop us off - Adventures in Babysitting 00:22 And drop us off Why are you hugging me - Adventures in Babysitting 00:14 Why are you hugging me I don't think your parents will ever ask me to babysit again - Adventures in Babysitting 00:12 I don't think your parents will ever ask me to babysit again Who was at the door - Adventures in Babysitting 00:13 Who was at the door This has all just been a big mistake - Adventures in Babysitting 00:14 This has all just been a big mistake Where are we going - Adventures in Babysitting 00:07 Where are we going You gotta be shitting me - Adventures in Babysitting 00:12 You gotta be shitting me Get in the car and run him over - Adventures in Babysitting 00:06 Get in the car and run him over You're such a loser - Adventures in Babysitting 00:55 You're such a loser It's really scary here - Adventures in Babysitting 00:20 It's really scary here I'm too old for this crap - Adventures in Babysitting 00:15 I'm too old for this crap Don't fuck with the Lords of Hell - Adventures in Babysitting 00:12 Don't fuck with the Lords of Hell Those are hot dogs - Adventures in Babysitting 00:49 Those are hot dogs Nobody leaves this place without singing the blues - Adventures in Babysitting 00:08 Nobody leaves this place without singing the blues DAWSON ON CB Pruitt Yo - Adventures in Babysitting 00:16 DAWSON ON CB Pruitt Yo What are you doing here I got a little banged up - Adventures in Babysitting 00:22 What are you doing here I got a little banged up I just think you should give other guys a chance - Adventures in Babysitting 00:32 I just think you should give other guys a chance CHRIS Mike what what DARYL What are we talking about - Adventures in Babysitting 00:37 CHRIS Mike what what DARYL What are we talking about How did you you know lose it - Adventures in Babysitting 00:33 How did you you know lose it Yeah he is - Adventures in Babysitting 00:36 Yeah he is Boy this is a really cool coat No way is this from Sears or anything - Adventures in Babysitting 00:07 Boy this is a really cool coat No way is this from Sears or... Wait I know why you're not acting like yourself - Adventures in Babysitting 00:33 Wait I know why you're not acting like yourself Babysitting blues - Adventures in Babysitting 00:36 Babysitting blues Take the Brady Bunch upstairs - Adventures in Babysitting 00:12 Take the Brady Bunch upstairs Get out of my house - Adventures in Babysitting 00:04 Get out of my house What do you want Just want to help you - Adventures in Babysitting 00:16 What do you want Just want to help you Where's the spare I don't know - Adventures in Babysitting 00:11 Where's the spare I don't know Girls like you come along once in a lifetime - Adventures in Babysitting 00:05 Girls like you come along once in a lifetime Tonight is going to be the greatest night of your life - Adventures in Babysitting 00:05 Tonight is going to be the greatest night of your life Brad What - Adventures in Babysitting 00:29 Brad What Sara that's not your parents' car is it - Adventures in Babysitting 00:27 Sara that's not your parents' car is it Hi Mom That was Mrs Anderson - Adventures in Babysitting 00:27 Hi Mom That was Mrs Anderson Dr Nuhkbane the guy with the stab wounds just died - Adventures in Babysitting 00:32 Dr Nuhkbane the guy with the stab wounds just died Guys come on Think about this - Adventures in Babysitting 00:21 Guys come on Think about this She's not Shaylene Wait a minute - Adventures in Babysitting 00:24 She's not Shaylene Wait a minute What are you doing I'm trying to get a date - Adventures in Babysitting 00:28 What are you doing I'm trying to get a date Did you steal all of these cars Yeah It gets me some good money - Adventures in Babysitting 00:13 Did you steal all of these cars Yeah It gets me some good... What Put the animal down - Adventures in Babysitting 00:19 What Put the animal down Why do I have this feeling we're never going to see him again - Adventures in Babysitting 00:05 Why do I have this feeling we're never going to see him... There you are One stitch All better - Adventures in Babysitting 00:17 There you are One stitch All better Where are we going to get 50 bucks Maybe we could sell Daryl You think - Adventures in Babysitting 00:07 Where are we going to get 50 bucks Maybe we could sell Daryl...
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Cast

Daryl - Anthony Rapp
Joe Gipp - Calvin Levels