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Leslie: Love is not negotiable.
Christopher: Oh, baby, everything is negotiable!
Leslie: Love is not negotiable. No, not love. Love is a guessing game. And that's the beauty of it, there's no guarantees. It's like diving into a pool of water without knowing if it's shallow or deep. Sure, right, if it's shallow you end up hurt and paralyzed from the neck down. But if it's deep... it's a leap of faith. It's like throwing yourself out there without any guarantees. And that's what life's about!
[exhales forcefully]
Leslie: Okay, you know those carnival games, right? And you know how some of them are really hard to win and some of them are super easy and everyone wins?
Christopher: Sure.
Leslie: Well, it's just that that's the difference between love and sex. Sex is the game where everyone wins a little prize and no one goes home a loser. And... love is the game that's really hard to win.
[pause]
Leslie: But if you do and you get to take home that life-sized stuffed rhinoceros, it feels a whole lot better than taking home that shitty little plastic key chain
Christopher: Oh, baby, everything is negotiable!
Leslie: Love is not negotiable. No, not love. Love is a guessing game. And that's the beauty of it, there's no guarantees. It's like diving into a pool of water without knowing if it's shallow or deep. Sure, right, if it's shallow you end up hurt and paralyzed from the neck down. But if it's deep... it's a leap of faith. It's like throwing yourself out there without any guarantees. And that's what life's about!
[exhales forcefully]
Leslie: Okay, you know those carnival games, right? And you know how some of them are really hard to win and some of them are super easy and everyone wins?
Christopher: Sure.
Leslie: Well, it's just that that's the difference between love and sex. Sex is the game where everyone wins a little prize and no one goes home a loser. And... love is the game that's really hard to win.
[pause]
Leslie: But if you do and you get to take home that life-sized stuffed rhinoceros, it feels a whole lot better than taking home that shitty little plastic key chain
Full Transcript
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Love is not negotiable
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Oh baby everything's negotiable
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No not love
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Not love Love is a guessing game
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And that's the beauty of it There's no guarantees
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It's like diving into a pool of water
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without knowing if it's shallow or deep
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And sure yeah if it's shallow
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you end up hurt and paralyzed from the neck down
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But if it's deep
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you know
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It's a leap of faith
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It's like throwing yourself out there without any guarantees dude
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and that's what life's about
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Okay you know those carnival games right
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And you know how some of them are really hard to win
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and some of them are super easy and everyone wins
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Sure
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Well it's just that that's the difference
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between love and sex
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Sex is the game where everyone
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wins a little prize and no one goes home a loser
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And love is the game that's really hard to win
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But if you do and you get to take home
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that life sized stuffed rhinoceros
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it feels a whole lot better than taking home
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that shitty little plastic key chain
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Movie Summary
Vignettes about eight different couples at varying points in their relationships, each having conversations immediately after having sex.
