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"Airheads" quotes

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Three band members hoping for a big break head to a radio station to play their demo tape and wind up holding everyone hostage with plastic guns when the head D.J. refuses to play them.

Director: Michael Lehmann
Writer: Rich Wilkes
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, crime, music
Year: 1994
MetaScore: 46/100
ImdbRating: 6.1
BoxOffice: $5,751,882
Released: 05 Aug 1994
Awards: N/A
Who'd win in a wrestling match Lemmy or God - Airheads 00:10 Who'd win in a wrestling match Lemmy or God All right let me ask you a question - Airheads 00:12 All right let me ask you a question Read it The Lone Rangers That's original - Airheads 00:10 Read it The Lone Rangers That's original I cut a deal with them We've gotta send one person out - Airheads 00:17 I cut a deal with them We've gotta send one person out Uh 67 copies of Moby Dick - Airheads 00:12 Uh 67 copies of Moby Dick For all you care our album could be Pip farting on a snare drum - Airheads 00:09 For all you care our album could be Pip farting on a snare... You pud All those blow jobs for nothing - Airheads 00:08 You pud All those blow jobs for nothing Do you know what it's like to be on the bill and to play for 15 minutes - Airheads 00:15 Do you know what it's like to be on the bill and to... Okay who are you guys My name's Pip - Airheads 00:17 Okay who are you guys My name's Pip We're taking the cops up on those demands they wanted - Airheads 00:25 We're taking the cops up on those demands they wanted That's it You're gonna scream Rock 'n' roll - Airheads 00:12 That's it You're gonna scream Rock 'n'... Dude I'm gonna get me a leather jumpsuit with the crotch cut out - Airheads 00:12 Dude I'm gonna get me a leather jumpsuit with the... Bea Arthur Outstanding - Airheads 00:10 Bea Arthur Outstanding Don't you think you're out of your league chunk style - Airheads 00:35 Don't you think you're out of your league chunk... White man with a gun - Airheads 00:54 White man with a gun You stay out of this and get your hands off her - Airheads 01:06 You stay out of this and get your hands off her I don't wanna go to jail I'm fragile - Airheads 00:08 I don't wanna go to jail I'm fragile Oh my here - Airheads 00:13 Oh my here Holy shit Rodney King - Airheads 00:10 Holy shit Rodney King I'm not scared Pip Come on - Airheads 00:26 I'm not scared Pip Come on This is never gonna work - Airheads 00:47 This is never gonna work Yvonne get your shit and go You'll be home in time for The Simpsons - Airheads 00:05 Yvonne get your shit and go You'll be home in time for... You're acting like a spaz What about you - Airheads 00:11 You're acting like a spaz What about you Ian I just said you're on the air numbnuts so talk already - Airheads 00:53 Ian I just said you're on the air numbnuts so talk... This is the payoff Oh whoa What happened to this - Airheads 00:22 This is the payoff Oh whoa What happened to this I used to come home tired every night sometimes five six in the morning - Airheads 00:21 I used to come home tired every night sometimes five six in... Pip what are you thinking about - Airheads 00:35 Pip what are you thinking about Man Chazz is right - Airheads 00:19 Man Chazz is right Oh man we almost got in That's too bad let's get going - Airheads 00:36 Oh man we almost got in That's too bad let's get... Um shit I gotta go - Airheads 00:06 Um shit I gotta go Oh my God Here it is Rex All right - Airheads 00:07 Oh my God Here it is Rex All right Oh I'm gonna need you to come in tomorrow - Airheads 00:29 Oh I'm gonna need you to come in tomorrow That was for all you pinheads out there - Airheads 00:37 That was for all you pinheads out there So let's get some kind of record executive down here pronto - Airheads 00:09 So let's get some kind of record executive down here... What's wrong with that Well there's three of you - Airheads 00:12 What's wrong with that Well there's three of you Milo didn't I tell you to knock when you come in my office - Airheads 00:20 Milo didn't I tell you to knock when you come in my... He wipes his ass with his record contract - Airheads 00:06 He wipes his ass with his record contract Oh my God - Airheads 00:05 Oh my God Okay I know you think I'm a dick cheese burger or whatever - Airheads 00:07 Okay I know you think I'm a dick cheese burger or... What was she on the Clydesdale scale - Airheads 00:15 What was she on the Clydesdale scale Bastard - Airheads 00:10 Bastard Great Grand Wonderful - Airheads 00:14 Great Grand Wonderful What did you do What did you do to it - Airheads 00:11 What did you do What did you do to it We're a band - Airheads 00:13 We're a band What You got any kind of training - Airheads 00:22 What You got any kind of training

Cast

Wilson - Chris Farley
Milo Jackson - Michael McKean