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"Airplane!" quotes

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The persons and events in this film are fictitious – fortunately! A masterpiece of off-the-wall comedy, Airplane! features Robert Hays as an ex-fighter pilot forced to take over the controls of an airliner when the flight crew succumbs to food poisoning; Julie Hagerty as his girlfriend/stewardess/co-pilot; and a cast of all-stars including Robert Stack, Lloyd Bridges, Peter Graves, Leslie Nielsen, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar... and more. Their hilarious high jinks spoof airplane disaster flicks, religious zealots, television commercials, romantic love... the list whirls by in rapid succession, and the story races from one moment of zany fun to the next.

Director: Jim Abrahams, David Zucker, Jerry Zucker
Writer: Jim Abrahams, David Zucker, Jerry Zucker
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy
Year: 1980
MetaScore: 78/100
ImdbRating: 7.7
BoxOffice: $83,453,539
Released: 02 Jul 1980
Awards: Nominated for 1 BAFTA Award3 wins & 7 nominations total

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Yes I wanted you to know now - Airplane! 00:24 Yes I wanted you to know now Oh my god The automatic pilot it's deflating - Airplane! 00:18 Oh my god The automatic pilot it's deflating Elaine just hear me out - Airplane! 00:43 Elaine just hear me out R e s p e c t find out what it means to me - Airplane! 00:17 R e s p e c t find out what it means to me Elaine you're a member of this crew - Airplane! 00:13 Elaine you're a member of this crew I want the best available man on this - Airplane! 00:16 I want the best available man on this Hello We'd like you to have this flower - Airplane! 00:16 Hello We'd like you to have this flower There's juice in the refrigerator - Airplane! 00:06 There's juice in the refrigerator How 'bout some more coffee - Airplane! 00:10 How 'bout some more coffee It's a damn good thing you don't know how much he hates your guts - Airplane! 00:14 It's a damn good thing you don't know how much he hates your... Ted What are you doing here You can't fly this plane - Airplane! 00:22 Ted What are you doing here You can't fly this plane You're a member of this crew - Airplane! 00:13 You're a member of this crew And you listen close - Airplane! 00:18 And you listen close Smoking or non smoking - Airplane! 00:05 Smoking or non smoking What's going on We have a right to know the truth - Airplane! 00:27 What's going on We have a right to know the truth Where disco lives forever - Airplane! 00:15 Where disco lives forever The tower The tower - Airplane! 00:10 The tower The tower He's a menace to himself and everything else in the air - Airplane! 00:17 He's a menace to himself and everything else in the air Just kidding - Airplane! 00:04 Just kidding Do you like movies about gladiators - Airplane! 00:05 Do you like movies about gladiators Auntie Em Uncle Henry Toto It's a twister It's a twister - Airplane! 00:06 Auntie Em Uncle Henry Toto It's a twister It's a twister Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking - Airplane! 00:09 Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking - Airplane! 00:08 Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking I flew single engine fighters in the Air Force - Airplane! 00:14 I flew single engine fighters in the Air Force The life of everyone on board depends upon just one thing - Airplane! 00:11 The life of everyone on board depends upon just one thing I'll give him another twenty minutes - Airplane! 00:06 I'll give him another twenty minutes I just want to tell you both good luck - Airplane! 00:06 I just want to tell you both good luck But I have an emergency call on line five from a Mr - Airplane! 00:15 But I have an emergency call on line five from a Mr Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines - Airplane! 00:06 Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines What was it we had for dinner tonight - Airplane! 00:12 What was it we had for dinner tonight Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue - Airplane! 00:10 Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue What can you make out of this - Airplane! 00:12 What can you make out of this But that's not important right now - Airplane! 00:12 But that's not important right now CONTROLLER Air Israel please clear the runway - Airplane! 00:05 CONTROLLER Air Israel please clear the runway Ease off Rex He hasn't flown for years - Airplane! 00:14 Ease off Rex He hasn't flown for years All right I'll need three men up in the tower - Airplane! 00:08 All right I'll need three men up in the tower There he is - Airplane! 00:11 There he is Later we'll run down the landing procedure - Airplane! 00:05 Later we'll run down the landing procedure He's all over the place - Airplane! 00:07 He's all over the place Your husband and the others are alive but unconscious - Airplane! 00:06 Your husband and the others are alive but unconscious Striker you listen and you listen close - Airplane! 00:12 Striker you listen and you listen close Where did you get that dress It's awful - Airplane! 00:08 Where did you get that dress It's awful It was a rough place the seediest dive on the wharf - Airplane! 00:12 It was a rough place the seediest dive on the wharf Smoking or nonsmoking Smoking please - Airplane! 00:05 Smoking or nonsmoking Smoking please Okay boys Let's get some pictures - Airplane! 00:05 Okay boys Let's get some pictures Extremely serious - Airplane! 00:31 Extremely serious He's coming right at us - Airplane! 00:04 He's coming right at us My orders came through - Airplane! 00:17 My orders came through No we can't do that The risk of a flameout's too great - Airplane! 00:10 No we can't do that The risk of a flameout's too great I've got to concentrate - Airplane! 00:23 I've got to concentrate No I don't have a thing to say - Airplane! 00:36 No I don't have a thing to say The oil pressure I forgot to check the oil pressure - Airplane! 00:09 The oil pressure I forgot to check the oil pressure Get that finger out of your ear - Airplane! 00:06 Get that finger out of your ear Gunderson check the radar range Anything yet - Airplane! 00:16 Gunderson check the radar range Anything yet DJ WZAZ in Chicago where disco lives forever - Airplane! 00:06 DJ WZAZ in Chicago where disco lives forever Let's see - Airplane! 00:18 Let's see Don't be a fool Striker - Airplane! 00:17 Don't be a fool Striker I haven't felt this awful since we saw that Ronald Reagan film - Airplane! 00:05 I haven't felt this awful since we saw that Ronald Reagan... Captain maybe we ought to turn on the searchlights now - Airplane! 00:12 Captain maybe we ought to turn on the searchlights now Do you know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked - Airplane! 00:13 Do you know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked Mayday Mayday What the hell is that for - Airplane! 00:08 Mayday Mayday What the hell is that for Passengers certain to die - Airplane! 00:09 Passengers certain to die It was at that moment that I first realized - Airplane! 00:11 It was at that moment that I first realized That's Lieutenant Hurwitz - Airplane! 00:28 That's Lieutenant Hurwitz I won't deceive you Mr Striker - Airplane! 00:13 I won't deceive you Mr Striker Because of my mistake six men didn't return from that raid - Airplane! 00:10 Because of my mistake six men didn't return from that raid It takes so many things to make love last - Airplane! 00:19 It takes so many things to make love last What is it Doctor What's going on I'm not sure - Airplane! 00:09 What is it Doctor What's going on I'm not sure Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking - Airplane! 00:05 Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking I want every light you can get poured onto that field - Airplane! 00:05 I want every light you can get poured onto that field Jim never has a second cup of coffee at home - Airplane! 00:05 Jim never has a second cup of coffee at home What kind of plane is it - Airplane! 00:11 What kind of plane is it Our one hope is to build this man up - Airplane! 00:15 Our one hope is to build this man up No wonder you're upset - Airplane! 00:20 No wonder you're upset Shana they bought their tickets - Airplane! 00:11 Shana they bought their tickets Bad news The fog is getting thicker - Airplane! 00:09 Bad news The fog is getting thicker Sure You ever been in a cockpit before - Airplane! 00:10 Sure You ever been in a cockpit before The life of everyone onboard depends upon just one thing - Airplane! 00:10 The life of everyone onboard depends upon just one thing You got a telegram from headquarters today - Airplane! 00:36 You got a telegram from headquarters today Jim never vomits at home - Airplane! 00:04 Jim never vomits at home
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Cast

Roger Murdock - Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
Steve McCroskey - Lloyd Bridges
Captain Clarence Oveur - Peter Graves
Elaine Dickinson - Julie Hagerty
Ted Striker - Robert Hays
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