Airplane! quotes

Airplane! poster
A man afraid to fly must ensure that a plane lands safely after the pilots become sick.

Director: Jim Abrahams, David Zucker, Jerry Zucker
Writer: Jim Abrahams (written for the screen by), David Zucker (written for the screen by), Jerry Zucker (written for the screen by)
Production: Paramount Pictures
Genre: comedy
Year: 1980
MetaScore: 78/100
ImdbRating: 7.7
BoxOffice: N/A
Released: 02 Jul 1980
Awards: Nominated for 1 Golden Globe. Another 2 wins & 6 nominations.

81 Clips & Quotes

I've been nervous lots of times - Airplane! 00:13 I've been nervous lots of times But that's not important right now - Airplane! 00:42 But that's not important right now What can you make out of this - Airplane! 00:22 What can you make out of this Can you fly this plane - Airplane! 00:22 Can you fly this plane What was it we had for dinner tonight - Airplane! 00:21 What was it we had for dinner tonight In a Turkish prison - Airplane! 00:16 In a Turkish prison I happened to be passing - Airplane! 00:32 I happened to be passing You're Kareem Abdul Jabbar - Airplane! 02:33 You're Kareem Abdul Jabbar Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue - Airplane! 00:18 Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines - Airplane! 00:18 Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines How soon can you land - Airplane! 00:38 How soon can you land I just want to tell you both good luck - Airplane! 00:20 I just want to tell you both good luck Are you all right - Airplane! 00:56 Are you all right Ladies and gentlemen - Airplane! 01:10 Ladies and gentlemen You are cleared for take off - Airplane! 00:44 You are cleared for take off The fog's getting thicker - Airplane! 00:19 The fog's getting thicker Would you like something to read - Airplane! 00:30 Would you like something to read But I have an emergency call on line five from a Mr - Airplane! 00:22 But I have an emergency call on line five from a Mr Jim never vomits at home - Airplane! 00:12 Jim never vomits at home The life of everyone on board depends upon just one thing - Airplane! 00:38 The life of everyone on board depends upon just one thing Can I get you something - Airplane! 01:44 Can I get you something There is no stopping in the white zone - Airplane! 03:00 There is no stopping in the white zone I flew single engine fighters in the Air Force - Airplane! 00:40 I flew single engine fighters in the Air Force You ever been in a cockpit before - Airplane! 00:28 You ever been in a cockpit before They bought their tickets - Airplane! 00:20 They bought their tickets I'll give him another twenty minutes - Airplane! 00:14 I'll give him another twenty minutes No wonder you're upset - Airplane! 00:26 No wonder you're upset Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking - Airplane! 00:17 Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking Jim never has a second cup of coffee at home - Airplane! 00:16 Jim never has a second cup of coffee at home Our only hope is to build this man up - Airplane! 00:47 Our only hope is to build this man up I want every light you can get poured onto that field - Airplane! 00:22 I want every light you can get poured onto that field What kind of plane is it - Airplane! 00:35 What kind of plane is it What's going on - Airplane! 00:23 What's going on Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking - Airplane! 00:17 Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking It's a big building where generals meet - Airplane! 00:30 It's a big building where generals meet It takes so many things to make love last - Airplane! 00:31 It takes so many things to make love last It's Lieutenant Hurwitz - Airplane! 00:40 It's Lieutenant Hurwitz As much as anything else - Airplane! 00:34 As much as anything else Because of my mistake - Airplane! 00:25 Because of my mistake Passengers certain to die - Airplane! 00:21 Passengers certain to die Do you know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked - Airplane! 00:35 Do you know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked We're running out of time - Airplane! 00:36 We're running out of time Do you like movies about gladiators - Airplane! 00:14 Do you like movies about gladiators That's the Russian New Year - Airplane! 00:27 That's the Russian New Year Don't be a fool - Airplane! 00:46 Don't be a fool Maybe we ought to turn on the searchlights now - Airplane! 00:26 Maybe we ought to turn on the searchlights now Where disco lives forever - Airplane! 00:17 Where disco lives forever He's a menace to himself and everything else in the air - Airplane! 00:29 He's a menace to himself and everything else in the air Get that finger out of your ear - Airplane! 00:21 Get that finger out of your ear Would you gentlemen care to order your dinners - Airplane! 00:37 Would you gentlemen care to order your dinners The oil pressure - Airplane! 00:30 The oil pressure Check the Radar Range - Airplane! 00:34 Check the Radar Range I don't have anything to say - Airplane! 02:48 I don't have anything to say My orders came through - Airplane! 00:51 My orders came through I've got to concentrate - Airplane! 00:23 I've got to concentrate I haven't felt this awful since we saw that Ronald Reagan film - Airplane! 00:20 I haven't felt this awful since we saw that Ronald Reagan... Extremely serious - Airplane! 01:35 Extremely serious We can't do that - Airplane! 00:18 We can't do that It's coming right at us - Airplane! 00:12 It's coming right at us White courtesy phone - Airplane! 00:36 White courtesy phone He's all over the place - Airplane! 00:22 He's all over the place Smoking or non smoking - Airplane! 00:12 Smoking or non smoking And you listen close - Airplane! 00:33 And you listen close Populated with every reject and cutthroat from Bombay to Calcutta - Airplane! 00:36 Populated with every reject and cutthroat from Bombay to... How 'bout some more coffee - Airplane! 00:12 How 'bout some more coffee Have you ever been in a - Airplane! 00:16 Have you ever been in a We're all counting on you - Airplane! 00:20 We're all counting on you Flight 2 0 9'er - Airplane! 00:44 Flight 2 0 9'er Zero niner zero - Airplane! 00:14 Zero niner zero It's worse than Detroit - Airplane! 00:36 It's worse than Detroit Later we'll run down the landing procedures - Airplane! 00:16 Later we'll run down the landing procedures What are you doing here - Airplane! 00:26 What are you doing here It's a damn good thing you don't know how much he hates your guts - Airplane! 00:33 It's a damn good thing you don't know how much he hates your... You're a member of this crew - Airplane! 00:20 You're a member of this crew Where did you get that dress - Airplane! 00:19 Where did you get that dress Let's get some pictures - Airplane! 00:12 Let's get some pictures Now your husband and the others are alive - Airplane! 00:23 Now your husband and the others are alive You're coming in too fast - Airplane! 00:12 You're coming in too fast I'll need three men up at the tower - Airplane! 00:14 I'll need three men up at the tower He hasn't flown for years - Airplane! 00:47 He hasn't flown for years Please clear the runway - Airplane! 00:12 Please clear the runway

Cast

Roger Murdock - Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
Steve McCroskey - Lloyd Bridges
Captain Clarence Oveur - Peter Graves
Elaine Dickinson - Julie Hagerty
Ted Striker - Robert Hays
Dr. Rumack - Leslie Nielsen
Captain Rex Kramer - Robert Stack
Johnny Henshaw-Jacobs - Stephen Stucker
Religious Zealot #6 - Jim Abrahams
Victor Basta - Frank Ashmore
Gunderson - Jonathan Banks
Paul Carey - Craig Berenson
Mrs. Hammen - Lee Bryant
Mrs. Davis - Joyce Bulifant
Security Lady - Mae E. Campbell
Airport Steward - Ted Chapman
Man from India - Jesse Emmett
First Jive Dude - Norman Alexander Gibbs
Soldier's Girl - Amy Gibson
Mrs. Geline - Marcy Goldman
Striped Controller (as Bobby Gorman) - Bob Gorman
Reporter #3 - Maurice Hill
Young Boy with Coffee - David Hollander
Japanese General - James Hong
Religious Zealot #1 - Gregory Itzin
Man in Taxi - Howard Jarvis
Newscaster - Michael Laurence
First Krishna - David Leisure
Religious Zealot #3 - Zachary Lewis
Religious Zealot #2 - Barbara Mallory
Cocaine Lady - Nora Meerbaum
Shirley - Mary Mercier
Lieutenant Hurwitz - Ethel Merman
Reporter #1 - Len Mooy
Hanging Lady - Ann Nelson
Mrs. Hurwitz - Laura Nix
Reporter #2 - John O'Leary
Soldier - Cyril O'Reilly
Hospital Contortionist - Bill Porter
Mr. Hammen - Nicholas Pryor
Religious Zealot #4 (as Conrad Palmisano) - Conrad E. Palmisano
L.A. Ticket Agent - Mallory Sandler
Young Girl with Coffee - Michelle Stacy
Religious Zealot #5 - Robert Starr
Mrs. Kramer - Barbara Stuart
Mrs. Oveur - Lee Terri
Air Controller Neubauer - Kenneth Tobey
Jack Kirkpatrick - William Tregoe
Japanese Newscaster - Hatsuo Uda
Air Controller Macias - Herb Voland
Windshield Wiper Man - Jimmie Walker
Lisa Davis - Jill Whelan
Second Jive Dude - Al White
Second Krishna - John David Wilder
Horse - Windy
Dr. Brody - Jason Wingreen
Mrs. Jaffe - Louise Yaffe
Make-up Lady - Charlotte Zucker
Ground Crewman #2 - David Zucker
Ground Crewman #1 - Jerry Zucker
Reporter - Benjie Bancroft
Upside-Down Man - Larry Blake
Ticket Agent - Susan Breslau
Girl Scout in Bar - Sandra Lee Gimpel
Passenger in Terminal - Leslie Hoffman
Captain Geline - Bill Kirchenbauer
Woman on Flight - Joyce Mandel
Passenger in Terminal - John Marlin
Club Patron - Ernesto Molinari
Girl Scout in Bar - Paula Marie Moody
Bouncy Topless Woman on Plane - Kitten Natividad
Other Doctor - Robert Nevin
Passenger - Tony Regan
Third Krishna - Patrick Reynolds
Passenger - Leoda Richards
Passenger in Terminal - Sally Yarnell
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