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Captain, how soon can you land?
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Airplane!

Captain, how soon can you land? - I can't tell.- You can tell me, I'm a doctor. - No, I...

Captain, how soon can you land? - I can't tell.- You can tell me, I'm a doctor. - No, I mean I'm just not sure.- Well, can't you take a guess? Well, not for another two hours. You can't take a guessfor another two hours? No, we can't land for two hours. Fog has closed everythingthis side of the mountains. We've got to get through to Chicago

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Captain how soon can you land
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I can't tell You can tell me I'm a doctor
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No I mean I'm just not sure Well can't you take a guess
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Well not for another two hours
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You can't take a guess for another two hours
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No we can't land for two hours
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Fog has closed everything this side of the mountains
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We've got to get through to Chicago
Available in 15 languages
Duration
23 seconds
Views
669
Timestamp in Movie
00:38:52
Uploaded
Mar 09, 2026
Genres
Production
Paramount Pictures,Howard W. Koch Productions

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Movie Summary

The persons and events in this film are fictitious – fortunately! A masterpiece of off-the-wall comedy, Airplane! features Robert Hays as an ex-fighter pilot forced to take over the controls of an airliner when the flight crew succumbs to food poisoning; Julie Hagerty as his girlfriend/stewardess/co-pilot; and a cast of all-stars including Robert Stack, Lloyd Bridges, Peter Graves, Leslie Nielsen, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar... and more. Their hilarious high jinks spoof airplane disaster flicks, religious zealots, television commercials, romantic love... the list whirls by in rapid succession, and the story races from one moment of zany fun to the next.