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Don't be a fool striker You know what a landing like this meansyou more than anybody I'm ordering you to stay up thereNo dice Chicago I'm giving the orders and we're coming inI guess the foot's on the

No dice, Chicago. I'm giving the orders and we're coming in. I guess the foot's on the...

Airplane! • 1980

Rex Kramer:Don't be a fool, Striker, you know what a landing like this means, you more than anybody. I'm ordering you to stay up there.Ted Striker:No dice, Chicago. I'm giving the orders and we're coming in. I guess the foot's on the other hand now, isn't it, Kramer?

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Don't be a fool striker You know what a landing like this means

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you more than anybody I'm ordering you to stay up there

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No dice Chicago I'm giving the orders and we're coming in

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I guess the foot's on the other hand now isn't it Kramer

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لا تتصرف بغباء يا سترايكر تعرف ما معنى هبوط كهذا

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آمرك بالبقاء على الارتفاع الذي أنت فيه

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مستحيل يا شيكاغو

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أنا صاحب القرار وإننا نهبط

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لنرى الآن كيف تتصرف مع أحذيتي

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Vær ikke et fjols Striker Du ved hvad sådan en landing vil betyde

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Jeg beordrer dig til at blive deroppe

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Ingen diskussion Chicago

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Jeg giver ordrene og vi kommer ind

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Nu er skeen på den anden fod

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Doe niet zo dom Striker Juist jij weet wat nu landen betekent

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Ik beveel je boven te blijven

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Jammer Chicago

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Ik heb het bevel we komen eraan

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Ik heb de schoen opgenomen

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Älä ole typerä Striker Tiedät mistä tässä on kyse

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Käsken sinua pysymään siellä

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Ei käy Chicago

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Minä määrään ja me laskeudumme

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Tilanne taitaa olla nyt päinvastoin

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Ne soyez pas stupide

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Vous savez ce qu'atterrir maintenant signifie

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Plus que quiconque

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Je vous ordonne de rester là haut

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Hors de question

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Je donne les ordres et on y va

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Vous n'avez pas trouvé chaussure à votre main hein Kramer

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אל תעשה שטויות סטרייקר אתה יודע מה פירוש נחיתה כזו

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אני פוקד עליך להישאר למעלה

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אין סיכוי שיקגו

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אני נותן את הפקודות ואנחנו נוחתים

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עכשיו נראה איך תתפקד בנעלי הבית שלי

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Ikke vær dum Striker Du vet hva det betyr å lande nå

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Jeg beordrer deg til å bli der oppe

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Absolutt ikke Chicago

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Jeg gir ordrene og vi kommer ned

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Jeg tipper foten er på en annen hånd nå

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Não seja parvo Striker Sabe o que significa aterrar nestas condições

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Ordeno lhe que fique aí em cima

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É o ficas Chicago

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Quem manda sou eu e vamos aterrar

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Saiu lhe o tiro pela gravata não foi

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Не дури Страйкер

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Ты знаешь как это будет трудно

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Знаешь как никто другой

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Приказываю не снижаться

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Ну уж нет Чикаго

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Здесь я отдаю приказы и мы идём на посадку

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Надеюсь сегодня удача на моей стороне

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как думаешь Крамер

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No seas loco Striker Tú sabes lo que significa aterrizar así

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Te ordeno que te quedes ahí

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De eso nada Chicago

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Ahora yo doy las órdenes y vamos a aterrizar

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Parece que ahora llevo yo las riendas

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Var inte dum Striker Du vet vad en landning innebär

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Jag beordrar dig att stanna kvar där

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Inte en chans Chicago

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Jag ger order nu och vi tänker landa

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Nu sköter jag det här på egen fot

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อย าโง เลยน า สไตรค เกอร ค ณก ร ว าการลงแบบน หมายถ งอะไร

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ผมส งให ค ณบ นอย บนน น

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ไม ม ทาง ช คาโก

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ผมเป นคนส ง และเรากำล งจะลง

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ผมค ดว าตอนน อำนาจ ตกอย ในม อคนอ นแล ว ใช ม ย

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Aptal olma Striker Bunun gibi bir inişte neler olabilir biliyorsun

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Yukarıda kalmanı emrediyorum

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Olmaz Chicago

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Emirleri ben veririm ve biz iniyoruz

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Available in 15 languages

Duration

16 seconds

Views

2,166

Timestamp in Movie

01:11:00

Uploaded

Mar 09, 2026

Genres

Production

Paramount Pictures,Howard W. Koch Productions

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Movie Summary

The persons and events in this film are fictitious – fortunately! A masterpiece of off-the-wall comedy, Airplane! features Robert Hays as an ex-fighter pilot forced to take over the controls of an airliner when the flight crew succumbs to food poisoning; Julie Hagerty as his girlfriend/stewardess/co-pilot; and a cast of all-stars including Robert Stack, Lloyd Bridges, Peter Graves, Leslie Nielsen, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar... and more. Their hilarious high jinks spoof airplane disaster flicks, religious zealots, television commercials, romantic love... the list whirls by in rapid succession, and the story races from one moment of zany fun to the next.

Actors

Ted Striker