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I can't stand it anymore

I can't stand it anymore. I've gotta get out of here.I've gotta get out of here! Calm...

Airplane! • 1980

I can't stand it anymore. I've gotta get out of here.I've gotta get out of here! Calm down. Get ahold of yourself! Stewardess, please,let me handle this. - I've gotta get...- Get ahold of yourself! Calm down, now,get back to your seat. I'll take care of this.Calm down. Calm down! - Get ahold of yourself.- Doctor, you're wanted on the phone. Everything's going to be all right. - Please, try and get ahold of yourself.- Sister, please. I'll handle this. I've gotta get out of here!I've gotta get out of here! Out of here!I've gotta get out of here! Excuse me, we'd like youto have this flower. Excuse me, sir, would you...? Donations for the reverend moon? Jews for Jesus? Read about jehovah's witness? How about buddhism? Help Jerry's kids? - Scientology?- More nuclear power?

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I can't stand it anymore

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I've gotta get out of here I've gotta get out of here

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Calm down Get ahold of yourself

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Stewardess please let me handle this

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I've gotta get Get ahold of yourself

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Calm down now get back to your seat

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I'll take care of this Calm down Calm down

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Get ahold of yourself Doctor you're wanted on the phone

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Everything's going to be all right

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Please try and get ahold of yourself Sister please I'll handle this

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I've gotta get out of here I've gotta get out of here

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Out of here I've gotta get out of here

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Excuse me we'd like you to have this flower

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Excuse me sir would you

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Donations for the reverend moon

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Jews for Jesus

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Read about jehovah's witness

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How about buddhism

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Help Jerry's kids

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Scientology More nuclear power

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لا أستطيع التحمل أكثر

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علي أن أخرج من هنا

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اهدئي تشجعي

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ـ دعيني أهتم بهذا ـ علي أن أخرج

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اهدأ عد إلى مقعدك أنا سأهتم بهذا

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اهدئي تشجعي

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دكتور وردتك مكالمة

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كل شيء سيكون كما يرام

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ـ يا راهبة أنا سأهتم بهذا ـ علي أن أخرج من هنا

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خذ هذه الزهرة

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المعذرة سيدي

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تبرعات للقس مون

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يهود من أجل المسيح

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تريد القراءة عن شهود يهوه

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ربما البوذية

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تريد التبرع من أجل جيري لويس

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ـ السيانتولوجيا ـ ضد استخدام القوة النووية

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我真的受不了

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我要離開這裡

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冷靜點控制自己讓我來處理

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冷靜點回到你的坐位讓我來處理

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冷靜點控制自己

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醫生有人打電話找你

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我們會平安無事的修女讓我來處理

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我要離開這裡

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請接受這朵花

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很抱歉先生請你

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捐獻給月亮教會嗎

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耶穌猶太教會呢

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耶和華見證人呢

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佛教呢

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傑瑞的孩子呢

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科學論派核子能源呢

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Jeg kan ikke klare det længere

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Jeg må ud herfra

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Tag det roligt

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Lad mig klare det Jeg må ud

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Tag det roligt Sid ned

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Rolig Tag dig sammen

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Doktor der er telefon

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Alting skal nok gå

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Søster jeg kan klare det Jeg må væk

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Tag imod denne blomst

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Undskyld hr

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Bidrag til Moonbevægelsen

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Jøder til Jesus

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Læs om Jehovas Vidner

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Hvad med buddhisme

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Hjælp Jerrys børn

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Scientology For atomkraft

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Ik kan er niet meer tegen

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Ik moet hier weg

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Ik moet hier weg

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Kalm Houd uzelf in de hand

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Laat mij dit afhandelen Ik moet hier

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Kalm Naar uw plaats Ik handel dit af

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Kalm Houd uzelf in de hand

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Dokter telefoon voor u

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Alles zal goed komen

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Zuster ik handel dit wel af

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Moet hier weg

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Een bloem voor u van ons

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Neemt u ons niet kwalijk

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Donaties voor predikant Moon

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Joden voor Jezus

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Iets te lezen van Jehovah's Getuigen

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En boeddhisme

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Help de kinderen van Jerry

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Scientology Voor nucleaire energie

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En enää kestä tätä

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Haluan pois täältä

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Rauhoittukaa

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Minä hoidan tämän Haluan päästä pois

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Menkää paikallenne Minä hoidan tämän

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Yrittäkää pysyä rauhallisena

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Teille on puhelu tohtori

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Kaikki järjestyy

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Minä huolehdin tästä Pakko päästä ulos

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Haluamme ojentaa kukkasen

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Anteeksi sir

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Lahjoituksia pastori Moonille

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Jeesukseen uskoville juutalaisille

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Jehovan todistajien lehtisiä

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Entä buddhalaisuus

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Auta Jerryn lapsia ryhmä

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Skientologia Ydinvoimaa

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Je n'en peux plus

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Je dois sortir d'ici Il faut que je sorte

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Calmez vous Reprenez vous

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Mademoiselle laissez moi faire

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Je dois sortir

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Calmez vous allez vous rasseoir Je m'en occupe

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Du calme Reprenez vous

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Docteur on vous demande au téléphone

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Tout va bien se passer allons

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Ma sœur Je m'en occupe Essayez de vous contrôler

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Il faut que je sorte d'ici

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Je dois sortir d'ici

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Veuillez accepter cette fleur

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Pardon monsieur voulez vous

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Des dons pour le révérend Moon

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Juifs pour Jésus

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Une brochure sur les Témoins de Jéhovah

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Le bouddhisme

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Aidez les enfants de Jerry

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La scientologie

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Plus de puissance nucléaire

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אני לא יכולה לסבול את זה יותר

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אני חייבת לצאת מכאן

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תירגעי קחי את עצמך בידיים

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תני לי לטפל בזה אני חייבת לצאת

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תירגע תחזור למושבך אני אטפל בזה

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תירגעי קחי את עצמך בידיים

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דוקטור יש לך טלפון

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הכול יהיה בסדר

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נזירה אני אטפל בזה אני חייבת לצאת מכאן

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סליחה קח את הפרח הזה

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סליחה אדוני אתה מוכן

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תרומות לכומר מון

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יהודים למען ישו

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רוצה לקרוא על עדי יהווה

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אולי בודהיזם

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רוצה לעזור לילדים של ג'רי

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סיינטולוגיה נגד כוח גרעיני

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Jeg tåler ikke mer

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Jeg må ut herfra

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Ta det med ro Ta deg sammen

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La meg ta meg av dette Jeg må ut

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Ro deg ned Sett deg ned igjen Jeg tar meg av dette

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Rolig Ta deg sammen

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Doktor telefon til deg

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Alt ordner seg

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Søster jeg tar meg av dette Må ut herfra

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Vil du ha denne blomsten

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Unnskyld sir vil du

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Donasjoner til prost Moon

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Jøder til Jesus

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Les om Jehovas Vitner

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Hva med buddhisme

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Hjelp ungene til Jerry

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Scientologi Ja til atomkraft

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Não aguento mais

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Tenho de sair daqui

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Acalme se Controle se

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Deixe me tratar disto Tenho de sair

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Acalme se Volte para o seu lugar Eu trato disto

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Acalme se Controle se

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Doutor chamam no ao telefone

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Vai ficar tudo bem

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Irmã eu trato disto Tenho de sair daqui

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Gostaríamos de dar lhe esta flor

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Perdão cavalheiro gostaria de

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Donativos para o reverendo Moon

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Judeus Por Jesus

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Conhece as Testemunhas de Jeová

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E que tal o Budismo

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Quer ajudar as Crianças do Jerry

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Cientologia É a favor da energia nuclear

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Я больше этого не вынесу

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Мне надо отсюда выбраться

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Успокойтесь Возьмите себя в руки

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Стюардесса позвольте я всё улажу

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Мне надо выйти

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Успокойтесь займите своё место Я справлюсь с этой проблемой

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Успокойтесь Возьмите себя в руки

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Доктор вас к телефону

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Всё будет хорошо прошу вас

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Сестра я разберусь Просто попробуй успокоиться

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Мне нужно выйти отсюда Мне нужно выйти

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Уйдите отсюда Дайте пройти

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Извините примите этот цветок

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Простите сэр вы не могли бы

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Пожертвуете преподобному Муну

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Секте Евреи за Иисуса

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Почитайте о свидетелях Иеговы

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Интересуетесь буддизмом

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А детям мышонка Джерри

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Саентологам

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На ядерную энергетику

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No puedo aguantar más

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Tengo que salir de aquí

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Cálmese Contrólese un poco

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Por favor déjeme a mí Tengo que salir

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Calma Vuelva a su asiento Me ocuparé yo

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Cálmese Contrólese un poco

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Doctor le llaman por teléfono

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Todo irá bien

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Hermana yo me ocuparé Quiero salir de aquí

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Tenga una flor

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Perdone señor le importaría

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Una donación para el Reverendo Moon

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Judíos por Jesús

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Ha leído sobre los Testigos de Jehová

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Qué le parece el budismo

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Una ayuda para los chicos de Jerry

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Cienciología Para la energía nuclear

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Jag står inte ut längre

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Jag måste ut härifrån

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Lugna ner dig Behåll fattningen

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Låt mig sköta det här Jag måste härifrån

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Lugn Gå och sätt dig Jag sköter det här

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Lugn Behåll fattningen

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Doktorn ni har telefon

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Allt kommer att ordna sig

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Syster jag sköter det här Jag måste ut härifrån

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Vi vill ge er denna blomma

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Ursäkta sir vill ni

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Donationer till Moon

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Judar för Jesus

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Läs om Jehovas vittnen

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Vad sägs om buddhism

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Hjälp Jerrys barn

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Scientologi För kärnkraft

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ฉ นทนไม ไหวแล ว

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ฉ นต องออกไปจากท น

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ใจเย นๆ ส คะ ต งสต หน อย ผมจะจ ดการเองคร บ

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ใจเย นๆ กล บไปน งท ผมจะจ ดการเอง

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ใจเย นๆ ต งสต หน อย

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หมอคะ ม โทรศ พท ถ งค ณค ะ

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ท กอย างจะต องเร ยบร อย แม ช ผมจ ดการเอง

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ต องออกไปจากท น

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ขอโทษคร บ เราอยากให ค ณร บดอกไม น ไว

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ขอโทษคร บ ค ณจะ

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บร จาคสำหร บบาทหลวงม นม ย

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ย วสำหร บเยซ

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อ านเก ยวก บพยานพระยะโฮวาห

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พ ทธศาสนาด ม ย

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ช วยล กๆ ของเจอร ร ม ย

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ไซเอนโทโลจ ม ย พล งงานน วเคล ยร อ กม ย

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Artık dayanamayacağım

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Buradan çıkmalıyım

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Sakinleşin Kendinize gelin

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Bırak ben halledeyim Buradan çıkmalıyım

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Sakinleş Koltuğuna geç Ben hallederim

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Sakinleş Kendini toparla

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Doktor telefondan isteniyorsunuz

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Her şey yoluna girecek

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Rahibe ben hallederim Buradan çıkmalıyım

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Bu çiçeği almanızı istiyoruz

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Affedersiniz efendim

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Rahip Moon için bağış mı

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Yahudilerden İsa'ya

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Yehova Şahitlerini okudun mu

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Peki ya budizm

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Jerry'nin çocuklarına yardım

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Available in 15 languages

Duration

56 seconds

Views

802

Timestamp in Movie

00:54:08

Uploaded

Mar 09, 2026

Genres

Production

Paramount Pictures,Howard W. Koch Productions

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Movie Summary

The persons and events in this film are fictitious – fortunately! A masterpiece of off-the-wall comedy, Airplane! features Robert Hays as an ex-fighter pilot forced to take over the controls of an airliner when the flight crew succumbs to food poisoning; Julie Hagerty as his girlfriend/stewardess/co-pilot; and a cast of all-stars including Robert Stack, Lloyd Bridges, Peter Graves, Leslie Nielsen, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar... and more. Their hilarious high jinks spoof airplane disaster flicks, religious zealots, television commercials, romantic love... the list whirls by in rapid succession, and the story races from one moment of zany fun to the next.