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Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines

Looks like I picked the wrong weekto quit amphetamines. - Johnny, how about more coffee.-...

Airplane! • 1980

Looks like I picked the wrong weekto quit amphetamines. - Johnny, how about more coffee.- No, thanks. Chief, these reporterswon't leave without a statement. How much longercan those passengers hold out? Half an hour, maybe 45 minutes. - Who's flying the plane?- One of the passengers. An experienced air force pilotwho flew during the war, so there's no cause for alarm.Hinshaw, take over. What kind of plane is it? Oh, it's a big, pretty white planewith red stripes and curtains in the window,and wheels, and it looks like a big Tylenol. Okay, boys. Let's get some pictures. - I want the one...- Oh, now here's a

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Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines

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Johnny how about more coffee No thanks

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Chief these reporters won't leave without a statement

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How much longer can those passengers hold out

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Half an hour maybe 45 minutes

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Who's flying the plane One of the passengers

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An experienced air force pilot who flew during the war

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so there's no cause for alarm Hinshaw take over

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What kind of plane is it

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Oh it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes

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and curtains in the window and wheels

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and it looks like a big Tylenol

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Okay boys Let's get some pictures

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I want the one Oh now here's a

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اخترت الأسبوع غير المناسب للتوقف عن المنشطات

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ـ جوني ما رأيك بفنجان قهوة آخر ـ كلا شكرا

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هؤلاء المراسلون يريدون تصريحا

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ـ إلى متى يمكنهم الصمود ـ 30 45 دقيقة

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ـ من يقود الطائرة ـ أحد الركاب

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إنه طيار ذو خبرة في سلاح الجو لا داعي للفزع

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ـ تول القيادة ـ أي نوع الطائرات

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طائرة بيضاء وكبيرة وجميلة

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مع خطوط حمراء وستائر وعجلات

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شكلها مثل قرص باراسيتامول كبير

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حسنا أيها الشباب لنحصل على بعض الصور

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看來我不該在這星期戒毒

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來杯咖啡如何不謝謝

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長官這些記者想做個訪問

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他們還能支持多久大約30至45分鐘

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誰在開飛機一個乘客

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他是有經驗的空軍飛行員大家不用擔心你來

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什麼樣的飛機很大很美的白色飛機

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有著紅色的條紋窗簾跟機輪

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好我們還需要些照片

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Jeg har vist valgt den forkerte uge til at holde op med amfetaminer

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Johnny hvad med noget mere kaffe Nej tak

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Journalisterne vil have besked

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Hvor meget længere kan de holde ud 30 45 minutter

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Hvem flyver flyet En passager

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Han er en erfaren jægerpilot

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Du tager over Hvilken slags fly

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Det er et kønt hvidt fly

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med røde striber gardiner og hjul

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Ligner en stor hovedpinepille

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Okay drenge Lad os få nogle billeder

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Verkeerde week om met amfetamine te stoppen

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Koffie Johnny Nee dank je

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Deze journalisten willen nieuws

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Hoelang houden ze het nog vol Dertig vijfenveertig minuten

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Wie bestuurt het vliegtuig Een passagier

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Een ervaren luchtmachtpiloot Geen reden voor paniek

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Neem 't over Wat voor soort vliegtuig

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Een groot mooi wit vliegtuig

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met rode strepen gordijntjes en wielen

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Lijkt een beetje op een pillenbuisje

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Goed jongens Neem wat foto's

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Amfetamiinin jättäminen osui väärälle viikolle

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Lisää kahvia Johnny Ei kiitos

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Toimittajat haluavat tietoja

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Kauanko heillä on aikaa 30 45 minuuttia

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Kuka konetta lentää Matkustaja

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Hän on kokenut lentäjä Ei siis aihetta huoleen

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Sinun vuorosi Millainen se kone on

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Se on sievä valkoinen kone

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jossa on raitoja verhot ja renkaat

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Se näyttää isolta kapselilta

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Selvä otetaanpa kuvia

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J'ai choisi la mauvaise semaine pour arrêter les amphétamines

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Johnny du café Non merci

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Les journalistes veulent une déclaration

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Combien de temps les passagers peuvent tenir

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Une demi heure 45 minutes

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Qui pilote l'avion

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Un des passagers mais c'est un pilote de l'armée de l'air

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qui a fait la guerre donc tout va bien

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Hinshaw continuez

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Quel genre d'avion est ce

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Un gros avion blanc joli avec des bandes rouges

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des rideaux aux hublots des roues Il ressemble à un gros Tylenol

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Bien Prenons des photos

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Je veux la grande

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בחרתי בשבוע הלא נכון להפסיק עם כדורי המרץ

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ג'וני מה דעתך על עוד קפה לא תודה

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הכתבים האלה רוצים הצהרה

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לעוד כמה זמן הם יוכלו להחזיק מעמד שלושים ארבעים וחמש דקות

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מי מטיס את המטוס אחד הנוסעים

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הוא טייס מנוסה של חיל האוויר אין סיבה לבהלה

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קח פיקוד איזה מין מטוס זה

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זה מטוס לבן גדול ויפה

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עם פסים אדומים וילונות וגלגלים

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הוא נראה כמו גלולת טיילנול גדולה

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טוב בחורים בואו נשיג כמה תמונות

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Jeg valgte visst feil uke å slutte med amfetamin

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Johnny hva med litt mer kaffe Nei takk

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Reporterne vil ha en uttalelse

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Hvor mye lenger kan de holde ut 30 45 minutter

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Hvem flyr flyet En passasjer

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Han er en erfaren pilot fra luftforsvaret Ingen fare

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Ta over Hva slags fly

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Et stort pent hvitt fly

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med røde striper gardiner og hjul

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Ser ut som en stor tylenol

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Ok gutter la oss ta noen bilder

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Parece que escolhi a semana errada para deixar de tomar anfetaminas

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Johnny que tal mais café Não obrigado

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Os repórteres querem uma declaração

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Por quanto mais tempo aguentarão Trinta 45 minutos

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Quem pilota o avião Um dos passageiros

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É um piloto militar experiente Não há motivo para alarme

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Responda você Que tipo de avião é

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É um avião grande branco

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com riscas vermelhas cortinas e rodas Parece um supositório grande

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Certo rapazes Vamos às fotos

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Похоже неудачную я выбрал неделю чтобы бросить пить амфетамины

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Джонни давай ещё по чашке кофе Нет спасибо

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Шеф от репортёров нет отбоя требуют информации

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Как долго ещё могут выдержать пассажиры

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Полчаса минут 45

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Кто ведёт самолёт

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Один из пассажиров но он опытный пилот ВВС

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фронтовик так что нет причин бить тревогу

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Хиншоу продолжай

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Что у них за самолёт

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Ну это большой такой белый самолёт с красными полосками

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со шторами на иллюминаторах колёсами

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он как гигантская капсула Тайленола

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Добро ребята теперь нам нужна пара фоток

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Мне нужна побольше чтобы стенку прикрыть

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Parece que he elegido la peor semana para dejar las anfetaminas

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Johnny algo más de café No gracias

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Estos periodistas quieren una declaración

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Cuánto tiempo podrán aguantar De 30 a 45 minutos

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Quién está pilotando el avión Un pasajero

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Es un experto piloto del ejército No hay motivo para alarmarse

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Sigue tú Qué tipo de avión es

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Es un avión grande blanco y muy bonito

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con franjas rojas cortinas y ruedas

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Es como un gran tiovivo

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Bueno chicos Vamos a tomar algunas fotos

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Jag valde fel vecka att försöka sluta med amfetamin

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Johnny vad sägs om mer kaffe Nej tack

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Reportrarna vill ha ett uttalande

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Hur länge till klarar de sig 30 45 minuter

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Vem flyger planet En passagerare

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Han är en erfaren militärpilot Det finns ingen anledning till oro

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Ta över Vilken sorts plan

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Det är ett stort vitt flygplan

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med röda ränder gardiner och hjul

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Det ser ut som en stor polkagris

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Okej grabbar Nu tar vi bilder

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ด เหม อนผมจะเล อกส ปดาห ผ ดซะแล ว ท จะเล กแอมเฟตาม น

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จอห นน กาแฟเพ มอ กหน อยม ย ไม ขอบค ณมาก

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น กข าวพวกน ต องการคำแถลง

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พวกเขาจะบ นอย ได อ กนานแค ไหน คร งช วโมง อาจจะ 45 นาท

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ใครเป นคนข บเคร องบ น ผ โดยสาร

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เขาเป นน กบ นท ม ประสบการณ ของ กองท พอากาศ ไม ต องตกใจ ร บต อซ

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เคร องบ นอะไรเหรอ เป นเคร องบ นลำใหญ สวยมาก ส ขาว

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แถบส แดง ม ม านตรงหน าต าง ก บล อ ม นด เหม อนไทล นอลแผงใหญ ๆ

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เอาละ ท กคน เก บภาพก นเถอะ

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Anlaşılan amfetaminleri bırakmak için yanlış hafta seçmişim

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Johnny biraz daha kahve Hayır sağ ol

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Gazeteciler açıklama istiyor

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Ne kadar dayanabilirler 30 45 dakika

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Uçağı kim kullanıyor Bir yolcu

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Deneyimli bir hava kuvvetleri pilotu Endişelenmeye gerek yok

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Devral Ne tür bir uçak

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Büyük ve güzel beyaz bir uçak

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kırmızı çizgileri perdeleri ve tekerleri var

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Büyük bir Tylenol'e benziyor

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Duration

39 seconds

Views

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Timestamp in Movie

01:03:34

Uploaded

Mar 09, 2026

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Paramount Pictures,Howard W. Koch Productions

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Movie Summary

The persons and events in this film are fictitious – fortunately! A masterpiece of off-the-wall comedy, Airplane! features Robert Hays as an ex-fighter pilot forced to take over the controls of an airliner when the flight crew succumbs to food poisoning; Julie Hagerty as his girlfriend/stewardess/co-pilot; and a cast of all-stars including Robert Stack, Lloyd Bridges, Peter Graves, Leslie Nielsen, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar... and more. Their hilarious high jinks spoof airplane disaster flicks, religious zealots, television commercials, romantic love... the list whirls by in rapid succession, and the story races from one moment of zany fun to the next.