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Ted! What are you doing here? You can't fly this plane. That's what I've been trying to tell these p

Ted! What are you doing here? You can't fly this plane. That's what I've been tryingto...

Airplane! • 1980

Ted! What are you doing here? You can't fly this plane. That's what I've been tryingto tell these people. Elaine, I don't have time to saythis gently, so I'll be very direct. Everyone in this planeis in a desperate situation. Mr. Striker is the only hopewe've got

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Ted What are you doing here

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You can't fly this plane

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That's what I've been trying to tell these people

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Elaine I don't have time to say this gently so I'll be very direct

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Everyone in this plane is in a desperate situation

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Mr striker is the only hope we've got

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تيد ماذا تفعل هنا لا تستطيع قيادة هذه الطائرة

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هذا ما أحاول أن أقوله لهم

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إيلين لا وقت لأن أكون لطيفا فسأقولها مباشرة

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الجميع في حالة يائسة

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سيد سترايكر هو أملنا الوحيد

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泰德你在做什麼你不懂得駕駛這台飛機

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我已經跟他們說過了

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伊蓮我沒時間跟妳胡扯所以讓我說的直接一點

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我們都非常危險

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史率克先生是我們唯一的希望

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Ted Hvad laver du Du kan ikke flyve dette fly

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Det har jeg prøvet at fortælle dem

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Elaine Jeg siger det lige ud

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Alle er fuldstændig desperate

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Hr Striker er vores eneste håb

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Ted wat doe je hier Jij kunt niet vliegen

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Dat probeer ik ze ook te vertellen

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Elaine ik heb geen tijd om aardig te zijn dus ik zal direct zijn

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Iedereen verkeert in een hopeloze positie

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Mr Striker is onze enige hoop

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Ted Miksi olet täällä Et osaa lentää tällä koneella

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No sitähän minäkin

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Elaine Aika on vähissä joten puhun suoraan

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Tilanteemme on epätoivoinen

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Hra Striker on ainoa toivomme

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Ted Que fais tu ici Tu ne peux pas piloter cet avion

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C'est ce que j'essaie de leur dire

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Elaine

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je n'ai pas le temps d'y aller par quatre chemins

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Tout le monde dans cet avion est dans une situation désespérée

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M Striker est notre seul espoir

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טד מה אתה עושה פה אתה לא יכול להטיס את המטוס הזה

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זה מה שאני מנסה לומר להם

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איליין אין לי זמן להיות עדין אז אדבר ישירות

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כולם במצב נואש

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מר סטרייקר הוא התקווה היחידה שלנו

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Ted Hva gjør du her Du kan ikke fly dette flyet

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Det er det jeg prøver å si

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Elaine Jeg har ikke tid til å være skånsom så jeg sier det rett ut

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Alle er i en desperat situasjon

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Mr Striker er vårt eneste håp

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Ted O que fazes aqui Não podes pilotar este avião

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É o que tenho tentado dizer lhes

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Elaine Não há tempo para gentilezas por isso serei muito direto

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Estamos numa situação desesperada

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O Sr Striker é a nossa única esperança

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Тед что ты тут делаешь Ты же на таких не летал

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Я так и говорил этим людям

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Элейн

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у меня нет времени на любезности поэтому скажу прямо

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Все кто сейчас на борту оказались в отчаянной ситуации

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Мистер Страйкер наша последняя надежда

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Ted Qué estás haciendo aquí Tú no sabes pilotar este avión

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Eso es lo que he intentado decirles

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Elaine No tengo tiempo para ser cortés así que voy a ser directo

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Todos estamos en una situación desesperada

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El señor Striker es la única esperanza que nos queda

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Ted Vad gör du här Du kan inte flyga planet

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Jag försöker tala om det för dem

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Elaine Jag hinner inte vara varsam så jag går rakt på sak

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Alla befinner sig i en desperat situation

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Mr Striker är vårt enda hopp

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เท ด ค ณมาทำอะไรท น ค ณข บเคร องบ นน ไม ได

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ผมก พยายามบอกพวกเขาอย างน น

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อ เลน ผมไม ม เวลาพ ดส ภาพนะ ฉะน นผมจะพ ดตรงๆ

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ท กคนตกอย ในสถานการณ ลำบาก

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ค ณสไตรค เกอร ค อความหว งเด ยวท เราม

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Ted Burada ne işin var Bu uçağı uçuramazsın

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Anlatmaya çalışıyordum

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Elaine Nazik olacak vaktim yok bu yüzden açık konuşacağım

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Herkes çaresiz bir durumda

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Bay Striker tek şansımız

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Duration

19 seconds

Views

2,197

Timestamp in Movie

00:53:07

Uploaded

Mar 09, 2026

Genres

Production

Paramount Pictures,Howard W. Koch Productions

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Movie Summary

The persons and events in this film are fictitious – fortunately! A masterpiece of off-the-wall comedy, Airplane! features Robert Hays as an ex-fighter pilot forced to take over the controls of an airliner when the flight crew succumbs to food poisoning; Julie Hagerty as his girlfriend/stewardess/co-pilot; and a cast of all-stars including Robert Stack, Lloyd Bridges, Peter Graves, Leslie Nielsen, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar... and more. Their hilarious high jinks spoof airplane disaster flicks, religious zealots, television commercials, romantic love... the list whirls by in rapid succession, and the story races from one moment of zany fun to the next.

Actors

Elaine Dickinson

Ted Striker