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That's right

No more cheese. Where the hell is Kramer?

Airplane! • 1980

That's right. That's right. No, that's what I said.You heard me. Tell Omaha to acknowledgeand stand by. Every piece of emergencyequipment you can reach. Alert rescue units at every milefrom here to the rockies. Chief? We'll need a pre-landing flight check.Tell them I want it here fast. - It's your wife.- I want the kids in bed by 9. I want the dog fed, yard watered, gatelocked. Get a note to the milkman: No more cheese. Where the hell is Kramer?

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That's right That's right

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No that's what I said You heard me

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Tell Omaha to acknowledge and stand by

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Every piece of emergency equipment you can reach

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Alert rescue units at every mile from here to the rockies

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Chief

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We'll need a pre landing flight check Tell them I want it here fast

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It's your wife I want the kids in bed by 9

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I want the dog fed yard watered gate locked Get a note to the milkman

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No more cheese

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Where the hell is Kramer

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أجل هذا ما قلته لقد سمعتني

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أخبر أوماها أنه يجب الموافقة والاستعداد

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أي تجهيزات طوارئ ممكنة

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استدعوا وحدات الإنقاذ في الطريق من هنا حتى جبال روكي

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يا رئيس

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سنضطر إلى فحص الهبوط بتصرف بسرعة

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ـ هذه زوجتك ـ اجعلي الأطفال ينامون الأولاد في الـ9

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أطعمي الكلب اسقي الحديقة وأغلقي الباب

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اتركي ملاحظة لبائع الحليب لا مزيد من الجبنة

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أين كرايمر اللعنة

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沒錯我就是這個意思

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通知奧馬哈準備

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每件你能找到的緊急裝備

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從這裡到洛磯山脈所有救難部隊都要警戒

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長官

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我們得檢查緊急著陸裝備你太太的電話

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我要你餵狗澆花鎖好大門讓孩子在九點前睡覺

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通知牛奶商我們不要乳酪

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克拉瑪還沒到嗎

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Det er korrekt Det sagde jeg jo

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Bed Omaha om at være på standby

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Hav alt nødhjælpsmateriale klar

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Alarmer alle ambulancer herfra og til The Rockies

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Chef

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Vi skal bruge et tjek på en nødlanding Hurtigt

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Det er din kone Børnene skal i seng inden ni

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giv hunden mad vand haven og luk havelågen

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Skriv en seddel til mælkemanden Ikke mere ost

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Hvor fanden er Kramer

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Dat klopt Dat zei ik ja

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Neem contact op met Omaha en houd ze aan de lijn

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Ik wil al het reddingsmaterieel dat je kunt oproepen

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Alarmeer alle reddingsbrigades van hier tot aan de Rockies

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Baas

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We hebben een vluchtcontrole nodig voor een vrije landing Snel

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Uw vrouw belt De kinderen om negen uur in bed

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de hond te eten de tuin besproeid hek op slot

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En laat een bericht achter voor de melkboer 'Geen kaas meer '

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Waar is Kramer verdomme

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Aivan Sitä minäkin

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Pyydä Omahaa kuittaamaan ja odottamaan

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Pakkotilannevälineiden täytyy olla valmiita

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Lähialueiden pelastusyksiköt ovat valmiina

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Pomo

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Haluan laskualueiden tarkistuksen nopeasti

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Vaimonne soittaa Pennut petiin

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koiralle ruokaa vettä pihalle portti lukkoon

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ja lappu maitomiehelle Ei enää juustoa

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Missä Kramer viipyy

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Oui c'est exact

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Non c'est ce que j'ai dit

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Dites à Omaha de confirmer et d'attendre

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Tous les équipements de secours disponibles

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Alertez les unités de secours partout

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D'ici aux Rocheuses Chef

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Il faut un plan d'atterrissage

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Dites que je suis au bureau et de faire vite

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C'est votre femme

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Couche les enfants à 21 h nourris le chien arrose le jardin

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ferme le portail Laisse un mot au laitier

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Plus de fromage

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Où diable est Kramer

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כן זה מה שאמרתי שמעת אותי

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תגיד לאומהה לאשר ולהיות בהיכון

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כל ציוד חירום אפשרי

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תזעיקו יחידות חילוץ בדרך מכאן ועד הרי הרוקי

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צ'יף

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נצטרך בדיקת טרום נחיתה תגיד להם שאני במשרד וזקוק לזה מיד

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זו אשתך תשכיבי את הילדים בתשע

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תאכילי את הכלב תשקי את הגינה ותנעלי את השער

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ותשאירי פתק לחלבן בלי גבינה

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איפה קריימר לכל הרוחות

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Det er riktig Det var det jeg sa Du hørte meg

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Be Omaha bekrefte og være klare

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Alt nødutstyr

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Si fra til redningsstyrkene hele veien herfra til Rockies

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Sjef

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Vi trenger en nødlandingssjekk og vi trenger det fort

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Det er kona di Jeg vil ha ungene i seng før ni

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hunden matet hagen vannet porten låst

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Og skriv en beskjed til melkemannen Ikke mer ost

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Hvor i svarte er Kramer

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Pois foi o que eu disse Ouviu bem

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Diga a Omaha que acusem receção e estejam a postos

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Preparem todo o equipamento de emergência que conseguirem

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Alertem todas as unidades de salvamento daqui até às Rochosas

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Chefe

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Precisaremos de um controlo de aterragem livre E rápido

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É a sua mulher Quero as crianças na cama às 21 00

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o cão alimentado o pátio lavado o portão trancado

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Escreve um bilhete ao leiteiro Não queremos mais queijo

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Onde raio está o Kramer

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Да верно Правильно

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Нет я так и сказал Вы меня слышали

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Передайте в Омаху пусть подтвердят и ждут

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Всю аварийную оснастку которую сумеете достать

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Спасателей на каждый километр маршрута

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Отсюда до Скалистых Гор Шеф

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Проверить посадочную полосу

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Скажите им что я в диспетчерской и пусть поторопятся

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Это ваша жена

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В 21 00 детей уложить собаку покормить двор полить

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ворота запереть И оставить записку молочнику

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Больше никакого сыра

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Где чёрт возьми Крамер

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Exacto Eso es lo que he dicho Ya me ha oído

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Diga a Omaha que confirme la orden y que permanezca a la espera

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Que estén disponibles todas la unidades de emergencia

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Alerte a todas las unidades de rescate de aquí a las Rocosas

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Jefe

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Vamos a necesitar una revisión de la zona de aterrizaje Y rápido

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Es su mujer Que los niños se acuesten a las 9

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que se dé de comer al perro y que se riegue el patio

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Y deja una nota al lechero No queremos más queso

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Dónde diablos se habrá metido Kramer

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Just det Det var vad jag sa Ni hörde

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Be Omaha att bekräfta och stå beredda

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Varenda typ av nödutrustning ni får tag på

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Varna alla räddningsenheter härifrån till Klippiga bergen

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Chefen

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Kontroll måste göras för manuell landning Snabbt

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Det är er fru Ungarna ska vara i säng före nio

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hunden ska matas trädgården vattnas och grinden låsas

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Lämna en lapp till mjölkbudet Ingen mer ost

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Var fan är Kramer

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ใช แล ว ผมพ ดอย างน น ค ณได ย นผมแล ว

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แจ งโอมาฮาให ร บทราบแล วก เตร ยมพร อมไว

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อ ปกรณ ฉ กเฉ นท กช นท หาได

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แจ งหน วยก ภ ยท กหน วย ต งแต ท น ถ งเท อกเขาร อกก

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ห วหน าคร บ

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เราต องการตรวจสอบการบ นลงอ สระด วน บอกไปว าผมอย ท สำน กงานอำนวยการบ น

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ภรรยาค ณคร บ

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ให ล กเข านอนสามท ม ให อาหารหมา รดน ำสนามหญ า ล อกประต ร ว

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เข ยนโน ตแจ งคนส งนมด วยว า ไม เอาช สอ กแล ว

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เครมเมอร อย ไหนก นน

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Haklısınız Ben de öyle dedim Beni duydunuz

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Omaha'ya durumu bildirip bekleyin

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Her türlü acil durum donanımını getir

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Buradan Rocky Dağları'na kadar tüm kurtarma birimleri alarma geçsin

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Şef

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Serbest iniş uçuş kontrolü yapmalıyız

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Karınız Çocuklar dokuzda yatsın

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köpeği besle bahçeyi sula kapıyı kapat

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Sütçüye Peynir istemiyoruz diye not yaz

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Kramer nerede

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Duration

32 seconds

Views

637

Timestamp in Movie

00:51:12

Uploaded

Mar 09, 2026

Genres

Production

Paramount Pictures,Howard W. Koch Productions

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Movie Summary

The persons and events in this film are fictitious – fortunately! A masterpiece of off-the-wall comedy, Airplane! features Robert Hays as an ex-fighter pilot forced to take over the controls of an airliner when the flight crew succumbs to food poisoning; Julie Hagerty as his girlfriend/stewardess/co-pilot; and a cast of all-stars including Robert Stack, Lloyd Bridges, Peter Graves, Leslie Nielsen, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar... and more. Their hilarious high jinks spoof airplane disaster flicks, religious zealots, television commercials, romantic love... the list whirls by in rapid succession, and the story races from one moment of zany fun to the next.