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Male announcer:
The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.
Female announcer:
The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.
Male announcer:
[later]
The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the white zone.
Female announcer:
No, the white zone is for loading of passengers and there is no stopping in a RED zone.
Male announcer:
The red zone has always been for loading and unloading of passengers. There's never stopping in a white zone.
Female announcer:
Don't you tell me which zone is for loading, and which zone is for stopping!
Male announcer:
Listen Betty, don't start up with your white zone shit again.
[Later]
Male announcer:
There's just no stopping in a white zone.
Female announcer:
Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.
Male announcer:
It's really the only sensible thing to do, if its done safely. Therapeutically there's no danger involved.
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The white zone
is for immediate loading
and unloading of passengers only.
There is no stopping
in the red zone.
The white zone
is for immediate loading
and unloading of passengers only.
There is no stopping
in the red zone.
The white zone
is for immediate loading
and unloading of passengers only.
There is no stopping
in the red zone.
The white zone
is for immediate loading
and unloading of passengers only.
There is no stopping
in the red zone.
We'd like you to have this flower from
the religious consciousness church.
- Would you care to make a donation?
- No, but thank you anyway.
The red zone
is for immediate loading
and unloading of passengers only.
There's no stopping
in the white zone.
No, the white zone
is for loading and unloading,
and there is no stopping
in the red zone.
The red zone has always been
for loading and unloading.
There is never stopping
in a white zone.
Don't tell me
which zone is for stopping
and which zone is for loading.
Listen, Betty, don't start up
with your white-zone shit again.
Hello. We'd like you
to have this flower
from the church of religious
consciousness.
Would you like to make a donation?
No, thanks, we gave at the office.
Flight 988 to Milwaukee is now in
the final boarding process.
Would you put all your metal objects
into this dish, please?
There is just no stopping
in a white zone.
Oh, really, Vernon? Why pretend?
We both know perfectly well
what it is you're talking about.
You want me to have an abortion.
It's really the only sensible thing to do,
if it's done properly.
Therapeutically,
there is no danger involved.
Taxi!
I'll be back in a minute.
Hello, sir. We'd like you
to have this flower
on behalf of the church
of religious consciousness.
Would you care...?
- Hey, Larry, where's the forklift?
- Forklift?
It's over there
by the baggage loader.
Clip duration: 180 seconds
Views: 738
Timestamp in movie: 00h 00m 00s
Uploaded: 12 December, 2020
Genres: comedy
Summary: The persons and events in this film are fictitious – fortunately! A masterpiece of off-the-wall comedy, Airplane! features Robert Hays as an ex-fighter pilot forced to take over the controls of an airliner when the flight crew succumbs to food poisoning; Julie Hagerty as his girlfriend/stewardess/co-pilot; and a cast of all-stars including Robert Stack, Lloyd Bridges, Peter Graves, Leslie Nielsen, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar... and more. Their hilarious high jinks spoof airplane disaster flicks, religious zealots, television commercials, romantic love... the list whirls by in rapid succession, and the story races from one moment of zany fun to the next.