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Wait a minute I know youYou're Kareem Abdul jabbarYou play basketball for the Los Angeles LakersI'm sorry son but you must have me confused with someone elseMy name is Roger murdock I'm the copilotYou
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Airplane!

The hell I don't! LISTEN, KID! I've been hearing that crap ever since I was at UCLA. I'm...

Joey:
Wait a minute. I know you. You're Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. You play basketball for the Los Angeles Lakers.Roger Murdock:I'm sorry, son, but you must have me confused with someone else. My name is Roger Murdock. I'm the co-pilot.Joey:You are Kareem! I've seen you play. My dad's got season tickets.Roger Murdock:I think you should go back to your seat now, Joey. Right, Clarence?Captain Oveur:Nahhhhhh, he's not bothering anyone. Let him stay here.Roger Murdock:But just remember, my name is...Roger Murdock:ROGER MURDOCK. I'm an airline pilot.Joey:I think you're the greatest, but my dad says you don't work hard enough on defense.Joey:And he says that lots of times, you don't even run down court. And that you don't really try... except during the playoffs.Roger Murdock: The hell I don't! LISTEN, KID! I've been hearing that crap ever since I was at UCLA. I'm out there busting my buns every night! Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes!

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Wait a minute I know you
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You're Kareem Abdul jabbar
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You play basketball for the Los Angeles Lakers
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I'm sorry son but you must have me confused with someone else
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My name is Roger murdock I'm the copilot
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You are Kareem I've seen you play
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My dad's got season tickets
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I think you should go back to your seat now Joey
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Right Clarence
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No he's not bothering anyone Let him stay here
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All right but just remember
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my name is Roger murdock
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I'm an airline pilot
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I think you're the greatest
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but my dad says you don't work hard enough on defence
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And he says that lots of times you don't even run downcourt
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and that you don't really try except during the playoffs
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The hell I don't
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Listen kid I've been hearing that crap ever since I was at ucla
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I'm out there busting my buns every night
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Tell your old man to drag walton and lanier
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up and down the court for 48 minutes
Available in 15 languages
Duration
64 seconds
Views
2,146
Timestamp in Movie
00:25:52
Uploaded
Mar 09, 2026
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Production
Paramount Pictures,Howard W. Koch Productions

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Movie Summary

The persons and events in this film are fictitious – fortunately! A masterpiece of off-the-wall comedy, Airplane! features Robert Hays as an ex-fighter pilot forced to take over the controls of an airliner when the flight crew succumbs to food poisoning; Julie Hagerty as his girlfriend/stewardess/co-pilot; and a cast of all-stars including Robert Stack, Lloyd Bridges, Peter Graves, Leslie Nielsen, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar... and more. Their hilarious high jinks spoof airplane disaster flicks, religious zealots, television commercials, romantic love... the list whirls by in rapid succession, and the story races from one moment of zany fun to the next.

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