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Airplane!

That's what I'm trying to *tell* these people!

[with Randy's help, and as Dr. Rumack looks on, Ted is attempting to figure out how the controls of Flight 209 work] Elaine Dickinson:
Ted! What are you doing here? *You* can't fly this plane! Ted Striker:
That's what I'm trying to *tell* these people!

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Duration
26 seconds
Views
1,287
Timestamp in Movie
00:00:00
Uploaded
Dec 12, 2020
Genres
comedy
Production
Paramount Pictures,Howard W. Koch Productions

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Movie Summary

The persons and events in this film are fictitious – fortunately! A masterpiece of off-the-wall comedy, Airplane! features Robert Hays as an ex-fighter pilot forced to take over the controls of an airliner when the flight crew succumbs to food poisoning; Julie Hagerty as his girlfriend/stewardess/co-pilot; and a cast of all-stars including Robert Stack, Lloyd Bridges, Peter Graves, Leslie Nielsen, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar... and more. Their hilarious high jinks spoof airplane disaster flicks, religious zealots, television commercials, romantic love... the list whirls by in rapid succession, and the story races from one moment of zany fun to the next.

Actors

Julie Hagerty
Elaine Dickinson
Julie Hagerty
Robert Hays
Ted Striker
Robert Hays
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