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Linda now your husband and the others are alivebut unconscious Just like Gerald Ford
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Airplane!

Just like Gerald Ford

Steve McCroskey:
Now your husband and the others are alive, but unconscious.Johnny:Just like Gerald Ford

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Linda now your husband and the others are alive
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but unconscious Just like Gerald Ford
Available in 15 languages
Duration
8 seconds
Views
2,178
Timestamp in Movie
01:12:45
Uploaded
Mar 09, 2026
Genres
comedy
Production
Paramount Pictures,Howard W. Koch Productions

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Movie Summary

The persons and events in this film are fictitious – fortunately! A masterpiece of off-the-wall comedy, Airplane! features Robert Hays as an ex-fighter pilot forced to take over the controls of an airliner when the flight crew succumbs to food poisoning; Julie Hagerty as his girlfriend/stewardess/co-pilot; and a cast of all-stars including Robert Stack, Lloyd Bridges, Peter Graves, Leslie Nielsen, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar... and more. Their hilarious high jinks spoof airplane disaster flicks, religious zealots, television commercials, romantic love... the list whirls by in rapid succession, and the story races from one moment of zany fun to the next.

Actors

Lloyd Bridges
Steve Mccroskey
Lloyd Bridges
Where did you get that dress? - Airplane! 00:27
Where did you get that dress?
Steve I want every light you can get poured onto that fieldBeing done right now - Airplane! 00:07
Steve I want every light you can get poured onto that...
Tower to all emergency vehicles. - Airplane! 00:23
Tower to all emergency vehicles.
Air Israel please clear the runway - Airplane! 00:06
Air Israel please clear the runway
In a moment, we'll ask you to assume crash positions. - Airplane! 00:25
In a moment, we'll ask you to assume crash positions.
Wzaz in Chicago where disco lives forever - Airplane! 00:06
Wzaz in Chicago where disco lives forever
Watch your altitude, striker. - Airplane! 00:30
Watch your altitude, striker.
TedYes I wanted you to know nowI'm very proudTell them the gear is down and we're ready to landThe gear is down and we're ready to land - Airplane! 00:27
TedYes I wanted you to know nowI'm very proudTell them...
The gear is down and we're ready to land. - Airplane! 00:23
The gear is down and we're ready to land.
Captain maybe we ought to turn on the searchlights nowNoThat's just what they'll be expecting us to do - Airplane! 00:12
Captain maybe we ought to turn on the searchlights...
All right, now, just listen carefully. - Airplane! 00:20
All right, now, just listen carefully.
If that doesn't stop you, cut the four ignition switches over the copilot's head. - Airplane! 00:06
If that doesn't stop you, cut the four ignition...
Do you see us now? - Airplane! 00:07
Do you see us now?
- Sure is quiet out there. - Airplane! 00:11
- Sure is quiet out there.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue - Airplane! 00:10
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue
There it is. - Airplane! 00:33
There it is.
There he isStriker you're coming in too fastI know I know He knows He knows - Airplane! 00:11
There he isStriker you're coming in too fastI know I...
Striker, now, listen to me. - Airplane! 00:17
Striker, now, listen to me.
He's all over the place Nine hundred feet up to 1300 feetWhat an asshole - Airplane! 00:08
He's all over the place Nine hundred feet up to 1300...
Just kidding. - Airplane! 00:14
Just kidding.