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"Airplane II: The Sequel" quotes

Airplane II: The Sequel poster
A faulty computer causes a passenger space shuttle to head straight for the Sun. Can Ted Striker save the day and get the shuttle back on track - again?

Director: Ken Finkleman
Writer: Ken Finkleman, Al Jean, Mike Reiss
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, sci-fi
Year: 1982
MetaScore: 48/100
ImdbRating: 6.1
BoxOffice: $27,150,534
Released: 10 Dec 1982
Awards: N/A

78 Clips

NurseElaine DickinsonInjured ManStrikerSimonCapt. OveurTesta, Shuttle StewardessTesta, Shuttle Stewardess, Mary, Shuttle StewardessThe JudgeThe BomberDunnHeart Charity WorkerTexanMurdockSteve McCroskeyController #1Controller #3Controller JacobsBud KrugerThe CommissionerSoldierTad WomanDr. StoneTestaCaptain Clarence OveurTesta, Elaine DickinsonMary, Shuttle StewardessJimmyMale PassengerFemale PassengerJacobsBusinessman #1Businessman #2Controller #2HallickSteve McCroskey, Bud Kruger, The CommissionerBusinessmanMan in WhiteJeopardy HostBuck MurdockLt. PervisROCMr. HammenMrs. HammenJimmy WilsonPorterAlice Wilson, John WilsonPorter, Alice Wilson, John WilsonFirst Woman in LineInformation AgentNext Woman in LineNext ManFemale Passenger #3Father O'FlanaganProsecutorWitnessClerkDefense AttorneyJimmy's MomUngerLounge SingerElaine Dickinson, TestaClarence OveurBuffalo AnchormanTokyo AnchormanMoscow Anchorman
Excuse me ma'am there's some banged up people back there - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:29 Excuse me ma'am there's some banged up people back there Ted Ted Simon just ejected Sit down Elaine - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:23 Ted Ted Simon just ejected Sit down Elaine What am I gonna do My career will be ruined - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:17 What am I gonna do My career will be ruined Captain I don't think we have any alternatives - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:22 Captain I don't think we have any alternatives Captain what should we do if the passengers start to panic - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:20 Captain what should we do if the passengers start to panic Then things started to come apart He was obsessed with that shuttle - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:51 Then things started to come apart He was obsessed with that... Just to be on the safe side should I check the rear data banks - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:14 Just to be on the safe side should I check the rear data... Oh Sir you should really put that case in the compartment above your head - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:11 Oh Sir you should really put that case in the compartment... Uh sir that overheat is getting worse - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:14 Uh sir that overheat is getting worse Simon you shouldn't have I guess I'm a pretty lucky woman aren't I - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:22 Simon you shouldn't have I guess I'm a pretty lucky woman... Hello We'd like you to have this flower Would you like to make a donation - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:51 Hello We'd like you to have this flower Would you like to... I want a 6 foot trench dug around the entire base Fill it with gasoline - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:08 I want a 6 foot trench dug around the entire base Fill it... Get me radio contact with that ship Pronto Pronto - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:40 Get me radio contact with that ship Pronto Pronto Commissioner we both know that shuttle needs another month of pre launch testing - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:49 Commissioner we both know that shuttle needs another month... We're not living in the past or the present anymore - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:17 We're not living in the past or the present anymore I'm gonna get Ted Just don't come apart on me now - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:08 I'm gonna get Ted Just don't come apart on me now Sir these lights keep blinking out of sequence sir - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:13 Sir these lights keep blinking out of sequence sir Hold it Murdock I think I've got something that might work - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:28 Hold it Murdock I think I've got something that might work Ladies and gentlemen please calm down Please listen to me - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:47 Ladies and gentlemen please calm down Please listen to me Captain Mr Dunn and Mr Unger were sucked out an air lock in the computer room - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:31 Captain Mr Dunn and Mr Unger were sucked out an air lock in... I thought you might like a paper Thanks - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:22 I thought you might like a paper Thanks Jimmy do you ever wonder why dogs sniff each other in the - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:07 Jimmy do you ever wonder why dogs sniff each other in the Well my goodness Scraps is a boy dog isn't he - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:18 Well my goodness Scraps is a boy dog isn't he Antigravity check All right - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:30 Antigravity check All right There's nothing wrong with this ship - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:26 There's nothing wrong with this ship McCroskey Come in You're fading out Come in Over - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:14 McCroskey Come in You're fading out Come in Over There you are Thank you - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:42 There you are Thank you Don't worry about the Viatex account We have a buy or sell option We can't get hurt - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:21 Don't worry about the Viatex account We have a buy or sell... Which passenger is Joe Salucci Sixteen C Why - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:45 Which passenger is Joe Salucci Sixteen C Why They're screwed - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:13 They're screwed We're going to have to blow the computer - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:09 We're going to have to blow the computer That's a good one Passenger's name is Joe Salucci - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:14 That's a good one Passenger's name is Joe Salucci So the company's doing pretty well - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:32 So the company's doing pretty well That thing is bound to come apart on you at that speed and that's no good - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:31 That thing is bound to come apart on you at that speed and... Will somebody tell me what a woman is doing in charge of that ship - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:08 Will somebody tell me what a woman is doing in charge of... I guess irony can be pretty ironic sometimes - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:15 I guess irony can be pretty ironic sometimes We'd better get to the tower We have no tower sir - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:20 We'd better get to the tower We have no tower sir And I can sum it all up in just one word - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:27 And I can sum it all up in just one word At last a man That's more like it - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:18 At last a man That's more like it My God The sun What is it Simon - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:13 My God The sun What is it Simon Now listen good If you got any ideas now is the time I want to hear them - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:14 Now listen good If you got any ideas now is the time I want... There's an overheat in the core Please analyze problem - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:41 There's an overheat in the core Please analyze problem And how about the time we hopped in the family car - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:34 And how about the time we hopped in the family car Ted I have the strangest feeling - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:19 Ted I have the strangest feeling Can I ask you a question What is it - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:44 Can I ask you a question What is it Can I ask you a question What is it - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:14 Can I ask you a question What is it Hello This is the Mayflower Come in anyone - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:28 Hello This is the Mayflower Come in anyone Just a few more hours till lift off I'm very excited Simon - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:11 Just a few more hours till lift off I'm very excited Simon Uh Captain I'm picking up an overheat in the computer core - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:13 Uh Captain I'm picking up an overheat in the computer core Where am I going to find a piece of metal here - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:18 Where am I going to find a piece of metal here Hi there Can I help you folks Thanks - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:26 Hi there Can I help you folks Thanks Striker Striker Striker Striker - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:05 Striker Striker Striker Striker Get me Steve McCroskey and fast - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:26 Get me Steve McCroskey and fast I don't know if this is a good time to ask - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:14 I don't know if this is a good time to ask When we're ready we would like you to remove your eyeglasses and your shoes - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:18 When we're ready we would like you to remove your eyeglasses... Where's the passenger processing lounge for the lunar shuttle - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:21 Where's the passenger processing lounge for the lunar... Then I guess it's in God's hands now - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:15 Then I guess it's in God's hands now Oh cut the bleeding heart crap will you - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:24 Oh cut the bleeding heart crap will you Over Macho Grande - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:07 Over Macho Grande Jacobs what have you got on Elaine Dickenson - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:09 Jacobs what have you got on Elaine Dickenson Do you swear on the Constitution to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:38 Do you swear on the Constitution to tell the whole truth and... Dad never slaps me around at home It must be his coffee - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:14 Dad never slaps me around at home It must be his coffee Jacobs - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:26 Jacobs Gentlemen I'd like you to meet your captain Captain Oveur - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:39 Gentlemen I'd like you to meet your captain Captain Oveur Doctor can you give your impression of Mr Striker - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:11 Doctor can you give your impression of Mr Striker Three of you to the left - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:05 Three of you to the left Captain Mr Dunn and Mr Unger were sucked out an air lock in the computer room - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:13 Captain Mr Dunn and Mr Unger were sucked out an air lock in... Jimmy do you ever wonder why dogs sniff each other in the - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:05 Jimmy do you ever wonder why dogs sniff each other in the Well my goodness Scraps is a boy dog isn't he - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:13 Well my goodness Scraps is a boy dog isn't he Antigravity check All right - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:30 Antigravity check All right Dunn was over Unger and I was over Dunn - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:35 Dunn was over Unger and I was over Dunn We're going to have to blow the computer - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:07 We're going to have to blow the computer My God The sun What is it Simon - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:10 My God The sun What is it Simon Uh Captain I'm picking up an overheat in the computer core - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:12 Uh Captain I'm picking up an overheat in the computer core But if he has I know one thing - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:12 But if he has I know one thing Gentlemen I'd like you to meet your captain Captain Oveur - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:36 Gentlemen I'd like you to meet your captain Captain Oveur Striker was a squadron leader - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:34 Striker was a squadron leader

Cast

Steve McCroskey - Lloyd Bridges
The Judge - Raymond Burr
The Sarge - Chuck Connors
Bud Kruger - Rip Torn
The Commissioner - John Dehner
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