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"Airplane II: The Sequel" quotes

Airplane II: The Sequel poster
A faulty computer causes a passenger space shuttle to head straight for the Sun. Can Ted Striker save the day and get the shuttle back on track - again?

Director: Ken Finkleman
Writer: Ken Finkleman, Al Jean, Mike Reiss
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, sci-fi
Year: 1982
MetaScore: 48/100
ImdbRating: 6.1
BoxOffice: $27,150,534
Released: 10 Dec 1982
Awards: N/A

60 Clips

Excuse me ma'am there's some banged up people back there - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:20
Excuse me ma'am there's some banged up people back there
Hello We'd like you to have this flower Would you like to make a donation - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:29
Hello We'd like you to have this flower Would you like to...
I want a 6 foot trench dug around the entire base Fill it with gasoline - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:07
I want a 6 foot trench dug around the entire base Fill it...
Get me radio contact with that ship Pronto Pronto - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:37
Get me radio contact with that ship Pronto Pronto
Commissioner we both know that shuttle needs another month of pre launch testing - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:26
Commissioner we both know that shuttle needs another month...
Three of you to the left - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:05
Three of you to the left
We're not living in the past or the present anymore - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:09
We're not living in the past or the present anymore
I'm gonna get Ted Just don't come apart on me now - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:04
I'm gonna get Ted Just don't come apart on me now
Sir these lights keep blinking out of sequence sir - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:09
Sir these lights keep blinking out of sequence sir
Hold it Murdock I think I've got something that might work - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:19
Hold it Murdock I think I've got something that might work
Ladies and gentlemen please calm down Please listen to me - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:36
Ladies and gentlemen please calm down Please listen to me
Captain Mr Dunn and Mr Unger were sucked out an air lock in the computer room - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:13
Captain Mr Dunn and Mr Unger were sucked out an air lock in...
I thought you might like a paper Thanks - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:21
I thought you might like a paper Thanks
Jimmy do you ever wonder why dogs sniff each other in the - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:05
Jimmy do you ever wonder why dogs sniff each other in the
Well my goodness Scraps is a boy dog isn't he - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:13
Well my goodness Scraps is a boy dog isn't he
Antigravity check All right - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:30
Antigravity check All right
There's nothing wrong with this ship - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:22
There's nothing wrong with this ship
McCroskey Come in You're fading out Come in Over - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:10
McCroskey Come in You're fading out Come in Over
There you are Thank you - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:07
There you are Thank you
Dunn was over Unger and I was over Dunn - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:35
Dunn was over Unger and I was over Dunn
Don't worry about the Viatex account We have a buy or sell option We can't get hurt - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:15
Don't worry about the Viatex account We have a buy or sell...
Which passenger is Joe Salucci Sixteen C Why - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:27
Which passenger is Joe Salucci Sixteen C Why
They're screwed - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:11
They're screwed
We're going to have to blow the computer - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:07
We're going to have to blow the computer
That's a good one Passenger's name is Joe Salucci - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:14
That's a good one Passenger's name is Joe Salucci
So the company's doing pretty well - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:24
So the company's doing pretty well
That thing is bound to come apart on you at that speed and that's no good - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:29
That thing is bound to come apart on you at that speed and...
Will somebody tell me what a woman is doing in charge of that ship - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:09
Will somebody tell me what a woman is doing in charge of...
I guess irony can be pretty ironic sometimes - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:07
I guess irony can be pretty ironic sometimes
We'd better get to the tower We have no tower sir - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:12
We'd better get to the tower We have no tower sir
And I can sum it all up in just one word - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:22
And I can sum it all up in just one word
At last a man That's more like it - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:15
At last a man That's more like it
My God The sun What is it Simon - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:10
My God The sun What is it Simon
Now listen good If you got any ideas now is the time I want to hear them - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:13
Now listen good If you got any ideas now is the time I want...
There's an overheat in the core Please analyze problem - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:36
There's an overheat in the core Please analyze problem
And how about the time we hopped in the family car - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:26
And how about the time we hopped in the family car
Ted I have the strangest feeling - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:10
Ted I have the strangest feeling
Can I ask you a question What is it - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:36
Can I ask you a question What is it
Hello This is the Mayflower Come in anyone - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:25
Hello This is the Mayflower Come in anyone
Just a few more hours till lift off I'm very excited Simon - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:10
Just a few more hours till lift off I'm very excited Simon
Uh Captain I'm picking up an overheat in the computer core - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:12
Uh Captain I'm picking up an overheat in the computer core
Where am I going to find a piece of metal here - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:10
Where am I going to find a piece of metal here
Striker Striker Striker Striker - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:05
Striker Striker Striker Striker
Can I ask you a question What is it - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:11
Can I ask you a question What is it
Hi there Can I help you folks Thanks - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:27
Hi there Can I help you folks Thanks
Get me Steve McCroskey and fast - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:32
Get me Steve McCroskey and fast
I don't know if this is a good time to ask - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:08
I don't know if this is a good time to ask
When we're ready we would like you to remove your eyeglasses and your shoes - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:13
When we're ready we would like you to remove your eyeglasses...
Then I guess it's in God's hands now - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:13
Then I guess it's in God's hands now
Where's the passenger processing lounge for the lunar shuttle - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:21
Where's the passenger processing lounge for the lunar...
Oh cut the bleeding heart crap will you - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:23
Oh cut the bleeding heart crap will you
Over Macho Grande - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:07
Over Macho Grande
Jacobs what have you got on Elaine Dickenson - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:08
Jacobs what have you got on Elaine Dickenson
Do you swear on the Constitution to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:34
Do you swear on the Constitution to tell the whole truth and...
Dad never slaps me around at home It must be his coffee - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:13
Dad never slaps me around at home It must be his coffee
But if he has I know one thing - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:12
But if he has I know one thing
Gentlemen I'd like you to meet your captain Captain Oveur - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:36
Gentlemen I'd like you to meet your captain Captain Oveur
Doctor can you give your impression of Mr Striker - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:08
Doctor can you give your impression of Mr Striker
Striker was a squadron leader - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:34
Striker was a squadron leader
He brought us in real low but he couldn't handle it - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:35
He brought us in real low but he couldn't handle it

Cast

Steve McCroskey - Lloyd Bridges
The Judge - Raymond Burr
The Sarge - Chuck Connors
Bud Kruger - Rip Torn
The Commissioner - John Dehner
Simon Kurtz - Chad Everett
Captain Clarence Oveur - Peter Graves
Elaine Dickinson - Julie Hagerty
Ted Striker - Robert Hays
Unger - Kent McCord
Commander Buck Murdock - William Shatner
Dr. Stone - John Vernon
Witness - Al White
The Bomber - Sonny Bono
Lounge Singer - Jack Jones
Controller #3 - Frank Ashmore
Controller #2 - Richard Jaeckel
Mrs. Hammen - Lee Bryant
Prosecuting Attorney - John Larch
Controller #1 - John Hancock
Jimmy Wilson - Oliver Robins
Witness - Louis Giambalvo
Man in White - Sam Anderson
Moscow Anchorman - Leon Askin
Video Kid - B.J. Barie
Next Woman in Line - Hilary Beane
Shaving Man - Craig Berenson
Officer #1 - Sandahl Bergman
Businessman - Burke Byrnes
Information Agent - Ed Call
Businessman #1 - Michael Currie
Young Woman - Patty Freedman
Guide - Gary Faga
Alice Wilson - Mary Farrell
Shuttle Agent - Madeleine Fisher
Officer #2 - Bruce French
Texan - Hugh Gillin
I Love Sanity Nurse - Elisa Goodman
Tad Woman - Laurie Hagen
Stock #2 - Maurice Hill
Rorshack - Steven Hirsch
Dave Walters - Howard Honig
John Wilson - Dennis Howard
First Woman in Line - Marcy Lafferty
Next Man - Stanley Lawrence
Religious Zealot - David Leisure
Hallick - Floyd Levine
Creature #1 - Steve Levitt
Educational Network Woman - Gail Matthius
Businessman #2 - Pat McNamara
Edith Walters - Mary Mercier
Tokyo Anchorman - Marcus K. Mukai
Airsick Woman - Ann Nelson
Creature #2 - Steve Nevil
Father O'Flanagan - James Noble
Clerk - Rick Overton
Phoenix Six Captain - Lee Patterson
Court Photographer - David Paymer
Woman with Baby - Pamela Guest
Interpreter - Barbie Reade
Intellectual-Looking Woman - Mary-Robin Redd
Cashier - June Sanders
Buffalo Anchorman - Pat Sajak
Scalper - Clint Smith
Nurse - Louise Sorel
Defense Attorney - Sandy Ward
First Young Man - Ricky Powell
Second Young Man - Sean Peters
Little Breather - Hervé Villechaize
Third Stewardess - Allison Hanes
Smoking Man - Ronald E. House
Dr. Rumack - Leslie Nielsen
Second Krishna - John David Wilder
Old Man #1 - Jack Bernardi
Doctor - Earl Boen
Passenger - Terry Bolo
Legionnaire - Patrick Culliton
Controller - Paul DeCeglie
Voice of ROK, the main computer on Lunar Flight - Ken Finkleman
I don't want to sound forward - Cindy Fisher
Schoolgirl - Monique Gabrielle
Old Man #2 - Martin Garner
Woman in Line - Laura Gile
Window Washer - Mel Gold
Juror - Lars Hensen
Person #1 - Rance Howard
Young Man - Gregory Itzin
Elevator Passenger - Paul King
Passenger - Eric Mansker
Karl Malden - Tom McGreevey
Woman in 'Moral Majority' Shirt - Kitten Natividad
Passenger - Danny Nero
'Economy' Flight Attendant - John Paragon
Reporter - Ben Pollock
Rag Reporter - William Porter
Reporter - Stephen Powers
Stewardess - Alison Price
Mrs. Seluchi - Lee Purcell
Tourist - Frieda Rentie
Passenger - Leoda Richards
Passenger - Hank Robinson
Shuttle Crewmember - Mark Rodney
Passenger - Roberto Rodriguez
Passenger - George Sasaki
Military Gal Passenger in Green Uniform - Dee Giffin Scott
Juror - Eddie Smith
International Inquirer Reporter - Jim Staahl
Passenger - Tim Taylor
Asian Lady - Mary Mon Toy
Controller - Tanis Van Kirk
Shuttle Ground Controller - Lou B. Washington
Tourist with too many cameras - Clifton Wells
Ticket Agent - George Wendt
Hospital Dipstick Patient - Tom Willett
Passenger - Ilona Wilson