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Airplane II: The Sequel

Well, let's see. First the earth cooled. And then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big...

Steve McCroskey:

Jacobs, I want to know absolutely everything that's happened up till now. Jacobs:
Well, let's see. First the earth cooled. And then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died and they turned into oil. And then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes Benzes. And Prince Charles started wearing all of Lady Di's clothes. I couldn't believe it

Full Transcript

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but if he has I know one thing
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if he was up there now he'd find a way to turn that bucket around
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and get the hell out of there pronto
Duration
12 seconds
Views
797
Timestamp in Movie
00:55:16
Uploaded
Apr 05, 2022
Genres
comedy, sci-fi
Production
Paramount Pictures

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Movie Summary

A faulty computer causes a passenger space shuttle to head straight for the Sun. Can Ted Striker save the day and get the shuttle back on track - again?

Actors

Lloyd Bridges
Steve Mccroskey
Lloyd Bridges
Stephen Stucker
Jacobs
Stephen Stucker
That's a good one Passenger's name is Joe Salucci - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:14
That's a good one Passenger's name is Joe Salucci
We're going to have to blow the computer - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:07
We're going to have to blow the computer
- Which passenger is Joe Salucci? - 16-C. Why? - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:25
- Which passenger is Joe Salucci? - 16-C. Why?
Which passenger is Joe Salucci Sixteen C Why - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:45
Which passenger is Joe Salucci Sixteen C Why
No one will hurt you. - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:11
No one will hurt you.
Get me Steve McCroskey and fast - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:26
Get me Steve McCroskey and fast
That thing is bound to come apart on you at that speed and that's no good - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:31
That thing is bound to come apart on you at that speed and...
Now listen good If you got any ideas now is the time I want to hear them - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:14
Now listen good If you got any ideas now is the time I want...
Ted Ted Simon just ejected Sit down Elaine - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:23
Ted Ted Simon just ejected Sit down Elaine
And I can sum it all up in just one word - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:27
And I can sum it all up in just one word
When we're ready we would like you to remove your eyeglasses and your shoes - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:18
When we're ready we would like you to remove your...
We've blown the computer. - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:24
We've blown the computer.
Elaine, we hit 0.5 worp, and everything seems OK. - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:16
Elaine, we hit 0.5 worp, and everything seems OK.
Elaine, you'd better brace yourself. - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:10
Elaine, you'd better brace yourself.
In case some of you are wondering, - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:14
In case some of you are wondering,
We'd better get to the tower We have no tower sir - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:20
We'd better get to the tower We have no tower sir
Sir these lights keep blinking out of sequence sir - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:13
Sir these lights keep blinking out of sequence sir
I want a 6 foot trench dug around the entire base Fill it with gasoline - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:08
I want a 6 foot trench dug around the entire base Fill it...
I guess irony can be pretty ironic sometimes - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:15
I guess irony can be pretty ironic sometimes
I just hope he has the right stuff. Up scope. - Airplane II: The Sequel 00:27
I just hope he has the right stuff. Up scope.