Do you swear on the Constitution of the United States to tell the truth, the whole truth...
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Clerk:
Do you swear on the Constitution of the United States to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you God?
Witness:
Ain't no thing.
[he slaps the clerk's book and the clerk uses his book to slap the witnesses hand as if "giving fives" to each other]
Defense Attorney:
[approaches the witness as he sits down in the witness stand]
Would you describe, in your own words, what happened that night?
Witness:
Check it, bleed. Bro... was ON! Didn't trip. But the folks was freakin', Man. Hey, and the pilots were laid to the bone, Homes.
[the stenographer wears sunglasses and sways back and forth as he types]
Witness:
So Blood hammered out and jammed jet ship. Tightened that bad sucker inside the runway like a mother. Shit.
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Do you swear on the Constitution to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth
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Ain't no thing
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Would you describe in your own words what happened that night
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Check it bro was on
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Didn't trip Folks was freaking
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And the pilots were laid to the bone
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So blood hammered out and jammed Jim
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Tighten that bad sucker side of the runway like a mother Shit
Clip duration: 38 seconds
Views: 182
Timestamp in movie: 00h 26m 14s
Uploaded: 20 November, 2022
Genres: comedy, sci-fi
Summary: A faulty computer causes a passenger space shuttle to head straight for the Sun. Can Ted Striker save the day and get the shuttle back on track - again?
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